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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Primrose sinister giraffe native
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Primrose sinister giraffe native
  08/14/26
No you
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
dun diverse becky
  08/14/26
(marcion)
abusive incel kitchen
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
ocher domesticated roommate
  08/14/26
...
Primrose sinister giraffe native
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Motley dilemma cuck
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
...
Primrose sinister giraffe native
  08/14/26
...
Wonderful Ticket Booth
  08/14/26
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Mildly autistic hospital
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Offensive azure water buffalo
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Offensive azure water buffalo
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Offensive azure water buffalo
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Shaky violent national
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
aquamarine stage coffee pot
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
😲
aquamarine stage coffee pot
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
aquamarine stage coffee pot
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Primrose sinister giraffe native
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
Ghastly
Lavender locale
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
wine marvelous institution juggernaut
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
Rusted antidepressant drug liquid oxygen
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
misunderstood 180 death wish
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
disrespectful salmon round eye
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
disrespectful salmon round eye
  08/15/26
...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
Cerebral regret parlour
  08/15/26
Factual
dark galvanic orchestra pit
  08/15/26
...
Primrose sinister giraffe native
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
dark galvanic orchestra pit
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Primrose sinister giraffe native

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Primrose sinister giraffe native

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: dun diverse becky

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: abusive incel kitchen

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: ocher domesticated roommate

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Primrose sinister giraffe native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Motley dilemma cuck

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Primrose sinister giraffe native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Offensive azure water buffalo

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Offensive azure water buffalo

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Offensive azure water buffalo

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Shaky violent national

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: aquamarine stage coffee pot

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: aquamarine stage coffee pot

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: aquamarine stage coffee pot

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Primrose sinister giraffe native

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Lavender locale

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: wine marvelous institution juggernaut

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Rusted antidepressant drug liquid oxygen

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: misunderstood 180 death wish

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: disrespectful salmon round eye

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: disrespectful salmon round eye

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Cerebral regret parlour

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: dark galvanic orchestra pit

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Primrose sinister giraffe native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: dark galvanic orchestra pit

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Citrine Trip Meetinghouse Quadroon

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026show=week",#50070112)