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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Light set
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Light set
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Light set
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Light set
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Light set
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Light set
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Light set
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Light set
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Light set
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
stimulating knife
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
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Nighttime Range Keepsake Machete
  05/22/26
His moniker?
dead hairraiser hospital
  05/22/26
Colt
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
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Abusive bipolar school
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tan shivering locale clown
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concupiscible sadistic business firm
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Titillating hissy fit
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
Lascivious Poppy Lay
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Sexy Son Of Senegal
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Abusive bipolar school
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stubborn deranged cuckoldry trailer park
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Abusive bipolar school
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Nighttime Range Keepsake Machete
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Abusive bipolar school
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Chartreuse Boyish Half-breed
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Self-centered death wish whorehouse
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
insecure greedy garrison
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
concupiscible sadistic business firm
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Lascivious Poppy Lay
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
cerise beta nursing home rigpig
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
concupiscible sadistic business firm
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Sexy Son Of Senegal
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
stimulating knife
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Cracking Base
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Cracking Base
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Cracking Base
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Adventurous chest-beating toilet seat
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Nighttime Range Keepsake Machete
  05/24/26
mods
purple menage
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Pearly trip pozpig associate
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
180 dilemma internal respiration
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Pearly trip pozpig associate
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
180 dilemma internal respiration
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Peach digit ratio den
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Pearly trip pozpig associate
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Jet curious forum telephone
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
lol
stimulating knife
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
marvelous ocher resort headpube
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Fragrant state shitlib
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Cracking Base
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Fragrant state shitlib
  05/22/26
Link?
Cracking Base
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Fragrant state shitlib
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Razzle-dazzle Ultramarine Ticket Booth
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Cracking Base
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Cracking Base
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Cracking Base
  05/24/26
what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
old goat
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Cracking Base
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
misunderstood chapel
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They have a pretty sick IG
Cracking Base
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Fragrant state shitlib
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
spruce hyperactive area
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Killself seems appropriate
nofapping mad cow disease useless brakes
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
jade gaped dysfunction masturbator
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Cracking Base
  05/24/26
AI
Lascivious Poppy Lay
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Nighttime Range Keepsake Machete
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
hot stirring indian lodge toaster
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
old goat
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Big Amber Parlor Kitty Cat
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Cracking Base
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Pearly trip pozpig associate
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
Glittery aqua temple stain
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Cracking Base

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Light set

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Light set

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Light set

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Light set

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Light set

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Light set

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Light set

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Light set

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Light set

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Light set

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Light set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Light set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Light set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Light set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Light set



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Light set



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Light set



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Light set



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Cracking Base

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: stimulating knife

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Nighttime Range Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: dead hairraiser hospital

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Abusive bipolar school



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: tan shivering locale clown



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: concupiscible sadistic business firm



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Titillating hissy fit



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Lascivious Poppy Lay

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Sexy Son Of Senegal

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Abusive bipolar school

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: stubborn deranged cuckoldry trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Abusive bipolar school

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Nighttime Range Keepsake Machete

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Abusive bipolar school

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Chartreuse Boyish Half-breed

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Cracking Base

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Self-centered death wish whorehouse

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: insecure greedy garrison

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: concupiscible sadistic business firm

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Poppy Lay

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: cerise beta nursing home rigpig

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Cracking Base

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: concupiscible sadistic business firm

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Sexy Son Of Senegal

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: stimulating knife

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Cracking Base



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: marvelous ocher resort headpube

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Cracking Base



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Adventurous chest-beating toilet seat

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Nighttime Range Keepsake Machete

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: purple menage

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Pearly trip pozpig associate

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: 180 dilemma internal respiration

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Pearly trip pozpig associate

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: 180 dilemma internal respiration

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Peach digit ratio den

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Pearly trip pozpig associate

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Jet curious forum telephone

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Cracking Base

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: stimulating knife

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: marvelous ocher resort headpube

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Fragrant state shitlib

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Fragrant state shitlib

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Cracking Base

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Fragrant state shitlib

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ultramarine Ticket Booth

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Cracking Base

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Cracking Base

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Cracking Base

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: misunderstood chapel

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cracking Base

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Fragrant state shitlib

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: spruce hyperactive area

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: nofapping mad cow disease useless brakes

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: jade gaped dysfunction masturbator

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Poppy Lay

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Nighttime Range Keepsake Machete

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: hot stirring indian lodge toaster

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Big Amber Parlor Kitty Cat

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Cracking Base

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Pearly trip pozpig associate

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Glittery aqua temple stain

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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