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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: flesh athletic conference senate

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Bateful range

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: onyx business firm keepsake machete



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: crimson multi-colored spot elastic band

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Purple razzle mad cow disease main people

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Bateful range

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Exciting yarmulke

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Bateful range

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: maize boistinker stead



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Bateful range

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Bateful range

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Exciting yarmulke



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Bateful range

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Balding location

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Bateful range

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Balding location

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Bateful range

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: electric brindle sex offender



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: internet-worthy juggernaut



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Trip chapel giraffe

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Bateful range

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Orchid rambunctious feces

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Bateful range

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: brass galvanic gunner

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Bateful range

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: abusive sadistic skinny woman ticket booth

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Orchid rambunctious feces

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Sapphire Boyish Market

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Bateful range

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Bateful range

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: onyx business firm keepsake machete



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Stimulating Burgundy Rehab

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Bateful range

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Bateful range



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sapphire Boyish Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sapphire Boyish Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: nofapping diverse crackhouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: arousing pistol hall

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bateful range

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: arousing pistol hall

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Bateful range

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: arousing pistol hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Bateful range

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: arousing pistol hall

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Bateful range

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: provocative bat-shit-crazy french chef church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Bateful range

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Bateful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49720164)