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Rate these Vegas related texts from one of my pornstar clients (CSLG)

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
Salmon kitty cat mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
Salmon kitty cat mad-dog skullcap
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
racy chapel athletic conference
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
Trip Erotic Center
  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
Cobalt alpha codepig
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
Galvanic Scourge Upon The Earth Marketing Idea
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
ruddy hateful hunting ground immigrant
  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
Yapping House Dragon
  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
Buff misunderstood nursing home
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
Fishy Big Toaster
  09/05/22
...
Titillating Jet-lagged Resort Travel Guidebook
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
costumed spectacular state main people
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
Yapping House Dragon
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
Yapping House Dragon
  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
Yapping House Dragon
  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
Yapping House Dragon
  09/05/22
III Forks?
Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
Yapping House Dragon
  09/05/22
End of an era
Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
Soul-stirring piazza
  09/06/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s
Yapping House Dragon
  09/06/22
...
Salmon kitty cat mad-dog skullcap
  09/06/22
...
Flesh massive brethren
  09/06/22
...
Trip Erotic Center
  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
Fishy Big Toaster
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
Olive sex offender stage
  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
Olive sex offender stage
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/05/22
I love men
Disturbing principal's office
  09/06/22
ran here
Olive sex offender stage
  09/06/22
...
opaque antidepressant drug
  09/06/22
...
Cream electric furnace faggotry
  09/06/22
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Flickering dilemma
  09/06/22
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Provocative Disgusting Hell People Who Are Hurt
  09/07/22
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  09/07/22
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laughsome shaky library karate
  09/07/22
That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a ...
Fishy Big Toaster
  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
opaque antidepressant drug
  09/06/22
Same.
Flickering dilemma
  09/06/22
I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 b...
Provocative Disgusting Hell People Who Are Hurt
  09/07/22
...
opaque antidepressant drug
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
Flickering dilemma
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
bat-shit-crazy generalized bond
  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
silver wild really tough guy
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
Fishy Big Toaster
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
balding rebellious location
  09/06/22
L'Chaim!
Doobsian Trailer Park Potus
  12/22/25
My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/06/22
To be fair, "'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you...
silver wild really tough guy
  09/06/22
I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawye...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/06/22
"I have no anger towards anyone." That'd be te...
insecure persian
  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
ruddy hateful hunting ground immigrant
  12/05/25
This is pathetic.
insecure persian
  09/06/22
...
silver wild really tough guy
  09/06/22
Slay, qween. Slay.
Irradiated Overrated Business Firm Blood Rage
  09/06/22
TY, brother.
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/06/22
What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any s...
crimson glittery macaca
  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
Odious Angry Senate Pisswyrm
  09/06/22
They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in Californ...
Soul-stirring piazza
  09/06/22
Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "...
insane cerise queen of the night
  09/06/22
I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thoug...
vibrant gold shitlib
  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
apoplectic godawful box office community account
  09/06/22
Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.
embarrassed to the bone spot
  09/07/22
Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want ...
laughsome shaky library karate
  09/06/22
This is all very sinful, brother.
Jade bespoke gunner wagecucks
  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
Electric institution
  09/06/22
i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars....
snowy tank
  09/06/22
You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put ...
Khaki Unholy Keepsake Machete Orchestra Pit
  09/06/22
I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/06/22
You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you exclud...
Galvanic Scourge Upon The Earth Marketing Idea
  09/06/22
wwop
bat-shit-crazy generalized bond
  09/06/22
your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross
walnut hot ladyboy church building
  09/06/22
i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or de...
Crawly mediation
  09/06/22
u sound jelly
Yapping House Dragon
  09/06/22
he's right tho
Arousing clown faggot firefighter
  09/07/22
he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his...
Cream electric furnace faggotry
  09/06/22
Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fa...
Carmine beta old irish cottage
  09/06/22
he didn't really need to explain himself at all ....may...
Brilliant elastic band
  09/06/22
Let's get this to 100 folks!
Slap-happy shimmering base
  09/07/22
Let's do it, brothers!
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/07/22
We did it!
Slap-happy shimmering base
  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
confused bearded newt
  09/07/22
They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped ...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
laughsome shaky library karate
  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
Yapping House Dragon
  09/07/22
Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insu...
laughsome shaky library karate
  09/07/22
πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ
Yapping House Dragon
  09/07/22
I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can ...
hairraiser pale kitchen
  09/07/22
Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a f...
Fishy Big Toaster
  09/07/22
Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him
Sienna public bath sweet tailpipe
  12/05/25
Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao
Soul-stirring piazza
  12/05/25
discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one in...
crystalline comical fanboi
  12/05/25
She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me...
impressive mental disorder temple
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vibrant gold shitlib
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ruddy hateful hunting ground immigrant
  12/05/25
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cerebral sandwich
  12/05/25
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silver wild really tough guy
  12/22/25


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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: Salmon kitty cat mad-dog skullcap

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: Salmon kitty cat mad-dog skullcap

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: racy chapel athletic conference

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Trip Erotic Center

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: Cobalt alpha codepig

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Scourge Upon The Earth Marketing Idea

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: ruddy hateful hunting ground immigrant

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Buff misunderstood nursing home

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Fishy Big Toaster

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Titillating Jet-lagged Resort Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: costumed spectacular state main people

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Blathering Tanning Salon Black Woman

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: Salmon kitty cat mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Flesh massive brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Trip Erotic Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: Fishy Big Toaster

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Olive sex offender stage

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: Olive sex offender stage

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: Disturbing principal's office

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Olive sex offender stage

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: opaque antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125482)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Cream electric furnace faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Flickering dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Provocative Disgusting Hell People Who Are Hurt



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: burgundy laser beams meetinghouse



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: laughsome shaky library karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: Fishy Big Toaster

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: opaque antidepressant drug

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Flickering dilemma

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Provocative Disgusting Hell People Who Are Hurt

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: opaque antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Flickering dilemma

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy generalized bond

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: silver wild really tough guy

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: Fishy Big Toaster

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: balding rebellious location

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125158)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Doobsian Trailer Park Potus

L'Chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531456)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: silver wild really tough guy

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: insecure persian

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: ruddy hateful hunting ground immigrant

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: insecure persian

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: silver wild really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: Irradiated Overrated Business Firm Blood Rage

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: crimson glittery macaca

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: Odious Angry Senate Pisswyrm

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: insane cerise queen of the night

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: vibrant gold shitlib

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: apoplectic godawful box office community account

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone spot

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: laughsome shaky library karate

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: Jade bespoke gunner wagecucks

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: Electric institution

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: snowy tank

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Khaki Unholy Keepsake Machete Orchestra Pit

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: Galvanic Scourge Upon The Earth Marketing Idea

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy generalized bond

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: walnut hot ladyboy church building

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Crawly mediation

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Arousing clown faggot firefighter

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Cream electric furnace faggotry

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: Carmine beta old irish cottage

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: Brilliant elastic band

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy shimmering base

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Slap-happy shimmering base

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: confused bearded newt

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: laughsome shaky library karate

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: laughsome shaky library karate

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: Yapping House Dragon

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: hairraiser pale kitchen

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Fishy Big Toaster

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Sienna public bath sweet tailpipe

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring piazza

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: crystalline comical fanboi

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: impressive mental disorder temple

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: vibrant gold shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: ruddy hateful hunting ground immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49486387)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Navy mewling haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531446)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: cerebral sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49486195)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: silver wild really tough guy

To be fair,

Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem very cool and awesome, I'm very jealous of your life (just FYI).

BTW how are things going for you these days, my man? Any major life updates? Still killing it with your totally awesome wife and perfect family, I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531454)