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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Hilarious Regret
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
honey-headed double fault
  01/05/14
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puce curious blood rage library
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Hilarious Regret
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Hilarious Regret
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Hilarious Regret
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Hilarious Regret
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Hyperactive supple space boistinker
  06/25/12
...
peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan
  06/25/12
Jesus
green yarmulke
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Know-it-all twisted black woman
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Electric toilet seat sweet tailpipe
  08/02/12
crying
Gaped orchestra pit
  08/29/12
...
cruel-hearted fuchsia box office
  02/22/13
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Pearly national security agency university
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Jet hell kitty
  03/19/14
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Chrome corner dog poop
  06/27/14
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Motley Dark Windowlicker
  06/27/14
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marvelous base multi-billionaire
  09/14/17
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sickened appetizing station
  07/20/18
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sickened appetizing station
  02/09/19
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Crimson exciting party of the first part
  07/11/19
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Scarlet Infuriating Range Shitlib
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
godawful stage associate
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Hilarious Regret
  06/25/12
cop
peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan
  06/25/12
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Hyperactive supple space boistinker
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Misunderstood Cracking Indirect Expression
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug
  08/02/12
...
Hairraiser home
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
high-end theater
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
deep factory reset button public bath
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan
  06/25/12
...
brass 180 whorehouse pistol
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Pungent locus
  08/21/13
...
Hilarious Regret
  06/25/12
...
Harsh Organic Girlfriend Halford
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
anal irradiated parlor
  06/25/12
...
Hairraiser home
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
medicated painfully honest house
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Hilarious Regret
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
ocher pozpig location
  06/25/12
...
Hilarious Regret
  06/26/12
...
Hairraiser home
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
spectacular native
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Hilarious Regret
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
big feces jew
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Kink-friendly trailer park old irish cottage
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Hilarious Regret
  08/02/12
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Hilarious Regret
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Electric toilet seat sweet tailpipe
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug
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Transparent Alcoholic Garrison
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Hilarious Regret
  08/02/12
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khaki flickering codepig
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Kink-friendly trailer park old irish cottage
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Hilarious Regret
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug
  08/06/12
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Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug
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Transparent Alcoholic Garrison
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Massive sanctuary fat ankles
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Transparent Alcoholic Garrison
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Hilarious Regret
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Pearly national security agency university
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Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug
  02/22/13
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Hairraiser home
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Pearly national security agency university
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Pungent locus
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Pearly national security agency university
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Chrome corner dog poop
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Pungent locus
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
house-broken unholy dilemma
  08/21/13
180
Hairraiser home
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Chrome corner dog poop
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concupiscible stage water buffalo
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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Razzle sadistic center
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
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  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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spectacular native
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Rambunctious Property
  01/29/18
where did he go
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territorial juggernaut
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spectacular native
  08/16/18
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Comical plum hunting ground
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  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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  08/27/21
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
copper kitchen
  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: honey-headed double fault

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: puce curious blood rage library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive supple space boistinker

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: green yarmulke

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Know-it-all twisted black woman

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Electric toilet seat sweet tailpipe

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Gaped orchestra pit

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: cruel-hearted fuchsia box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Pearly national security agency university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Jet hell kitty

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Chrome corner dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Motley Dark Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: marvelous base multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: sickened appetizing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: sickened appetizing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Crimson exciting party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Scarlet Infuriating Range Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: godawful stage associate

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive supple space boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Misunderstood Cracking Indirect Expression

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: high-end theater

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: deep factory reset button public bath

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: brass 180 whorehouse pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: peach vigorous fanboi coldplay fan

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Pungent locus

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Harsh Organic Girlfriend Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: anal irradiated parlor

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: medicated painfully honest house

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: ocher pozpig location

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Hilarious Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: spectacular native

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: big feces jew

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Kink-friendly trailer park old irish cottage

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Electric toilet seat sweet tailpipe

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Transparent Alcoholic Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: khaki flickering codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Kink-friendly trailer park old irish cottage

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Hilarious Regret

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: hateful indian lodge philosopher-king

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Transparent Alcoholic Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Massive sanctuary fat ankles

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Transparent Alcoholic Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Hilarious Regret

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Pearly national security agency university

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Pearly national security agency university

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Pungent locus

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Pearly national security agency university

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Chrome corner dog poop

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Pungent locus

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: house-broken unholy dilemma

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser home

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed talking theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Light Locale

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Chrome corner dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: concupiscible stage water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Milky Histrionic Trump Supporter Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Milky Histrionic Trump Supporter Theatre

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Sepia fragrant international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: orchid foreskin

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Razzle sadistic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: seedy jap

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Fluffy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac gold mood school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Bull headed elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready titillating spot

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: flirting school

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Razzle sadistic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Saffron Pit Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Razzle sadistic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling bistre plaza mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: spectacular native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious Property

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: black nursing home queen of the night

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: territorial juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: spectacular native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Comical plum hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle disturbing hall internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: out-of-control senate

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Diverse Gas Station Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Bateful French Chef Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Scarlet Infuriating Range Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Cream Brunch Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: olive pervert main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: copper kitchen

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sound barrier bbw

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: copper kitchen

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49964828)