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Caroline Ellison gets out of jail in July. What's next for her?

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boyish startled preventive strike
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
Deranged school cafeteria
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
boyish startled preventive strike
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
Deranged school cafeteria
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
boyish startled preventive strike
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
Deranged school cafeteria
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
boyish startled preventive strike
  12/15/25
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glittery space
  12/15/25
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shimmering boiling water
  12/20/25
onlyfans/podcaster
Emerald slimy national security agency
  12/15/25
Unnnnngh
Gold Kitty Cat
  12/15/25
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/ytcbm6/pinning_the_w...
Awkward garrison digit ratio
  12/15/25
u/7hr0w4w4ypervert avatar 7hr0w4w4ypervert • 3y ag...
boyish startled preventive strike
  12/15/25
JFC
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  12/15/25
Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition
Costumed medicated mother
  12/15/25
Team up with Elizabeth Holmes
exciting field
  12/15/25
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boyish startled preventive strike
  12/20/25
Phenotype Freaks
Bat shit crazy infuriating menage
  12/20/25
The OnlyFans Freak Carnival
Costumed medicated mother
  12/21/25
Imagine the smell.
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  12/20/25
Only fans obviously
electric useless hominid place of business
  12/20/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: boyish startled preventive strike



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Deranged school cafeteria

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49510439)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: boyish startled preventive strike

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49510444)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Deranged school cafeteria

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49510452)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: boyish startled preventive strike

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49510463)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: Deranged school cafeteria

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49510466)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: boyish startled preventive strike

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49510473)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: glittery space



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: shimmering boiling water



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Emerald slimy national security agency

onlyfans/podcaster

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Gold Kitty Cat

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Awkward garrison digit ratio

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: boyish startled preventive strike

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3y ago

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy infuriating menage

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49511520)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: Costumed medicated mother

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49510526)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: exciting field

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49511518)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: boyish startled preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49526619)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy infuriating menage

Phenotype Freaks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49526740)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Costumed medicated mother

The OnlyFans Freak Carnival

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: cerebral dull antidepressant drug

Imagine the smell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49526648)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: electric useless hominid place of business

Only fans obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810459&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49526674)