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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
pea-brained brindle address
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Narrow-minded Shaky Lodge
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Rose locus
  03/02/24
...
Exhilarant Fuchsia Hell
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Aquamarine gaped feces location
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Narrow-minded Shaky Lodge
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Aquamarine gaped feces location
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Narrow-minded Shaky Lodge
  03/02/24
lmao
Avocado supple temple
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
chestnut bull headed step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
...
Violent Flatulent Locale Stock Car
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
hairraiser chocolate property stain
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Flesh Internet-worthy Partner Pozpig
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
pea-brained brindle address
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Flesh Internet-worthy Partner Pozpig
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
talented hateful clown
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Lascivious menage mood
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Comical Iridescent Mexican Dopamine
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Cowardly Marvelous Patrolman
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
crawly well-lubricated ticket booth
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Bronze milk
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Beady-eyed Purple Library
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Impressive macaca stage
  03/02/24
...
smoky area
  03/02/24
...
contagious buck-toothed piazza water buffalo
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
smoky area
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
contagious buck-toothed piazza water buffalo
  03/02/24
...
Avocado supple temple
  03/03/24
...
razzle judgmental nibblets mental disorder
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Dun market depressive
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Sepia Aphrodisiac Principal's Office Newt
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
pea-brained brindle address
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Sepia Aphrodisiac Principal's Office Newt
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Insecure Candlestick Maker
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Aquamarine gaped feces location
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
pea-brained brindle address
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Pontificating big theater
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Hyperventilating rusted church keepsake machete
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Cerise stead
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Free-loading Preventive Strike Toilet Seat
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Cowardly Marvelous Patrolman
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Lascivious menage mood
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Beady-eyed Purple Library
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
talented hateful clown
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Beady-eyed Purple Library
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
razzmatazz range double fault
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
godawful roast beef prole
  03/03/24
"shit"
Bronze milk
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
canary costumed public bath genital piercing
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Galvanic misanthropic indian lodge
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Fiercely-loyal fishy lay laser beams
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Stirring sapphire jew stage
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
godawful roast beef prole
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Deranged Nofapping Sex Offender
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
self-absorbed arousing telephone den
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
black bateful quadroon cruise ship
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Indecent Space
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
high-end new version
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Flesh Internet-worthy Partner Pozpig
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
pea-brained brindle address
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
hairraiser chocolate property stain
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
godawful roast beef prole
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
tan knife theatre
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
tan knife theatre
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/11/24
...
vivacious obsidian tanning salon
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
talented hateful clown
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Jet Diverse Goal In Life
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Beady-eyed Purple Library
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Beady-eyed Purple Library
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
crawly well-lubricated ticket booth
  03/11/24
...
Jet Diverse Goal In Life
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
tan knife theatre
  03/11/24
120
Impertinent boyish indirect expression
  03/11/24
...
Violent Flatulent Locale Stock Car
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/12/24
...
multi-colored party of the first part
  03/12/24
...
glittery senate kitty cat
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Cowardly Marvelous Patrolman
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Slippery 180 Shrine Gaping
  03/13/24
...
Racy coral cuckold cuckoldry
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
blue mediation yarmulke
  03/13/24
...
Exhilarant Fuchsia Hell
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Slippery 180 Shrine Gaping
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Jet Diverse Goal In Life
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Pearly embarrassed to the bone kitty
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Deranged Nofapping Sex Offender
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
self-absorbed arousing telephone den
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
high-end new version
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Racy coral cuckold cuckoldry
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
pea-brained brindle address
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Lascivious menage mood
  03/13/24
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electric associate
  03/13/24
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Shimmering thriller rehab
  03/14/24
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floppy pungent toaster
  03/14/24
...
vivacious obsidian tanning salon
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
green marketing idea
  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
Cowardly Marvelous Patrolman
  03/13/24
...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Slippery 180 Shrine Gaping
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
pea-brained brindle address
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
jade trip field skinny woman
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Lascivious menage mood
  03/16/24
...
Bipolar athletic conference masturbator
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
pea-brained brindle address
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Exhilarant Fuchsia Hell
  03/16/24
...
vivacious obsidian tanning salon
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
topaz curious pisswyrm
  03/16/24
...
angry meetinghouse queen of the night
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
titillating dead incel
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Appetizing Parlour
  03/16/24
...
talented hateful clown
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
self-absorbed arousing telephone den
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
Jet-lagged brethren hall
  03/16/24
we're all for you
multi-colored party of the first part
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
Carnelian Friendly Grandma
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
blue mediation yarmulke
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
tan knife theatre
  03/17/24
Lucky
laughsome ladyboy
  03/17/24
...
United States of West Israel
  12/28/25


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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Shaky Lodge

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Rose locus

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fuchsia Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Aquamarine gaped feces location

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Shaky Lodge

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine gaped feces location

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Shaky Lodge

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Avocado supple temple

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: chestnut bull headed step-uncle's house

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Violent Flatulent Locale Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: hairraiser chocolate property stain

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Flesh Internet-worthy Partner Pozpig

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Flesh Internet-worthy Partner Pozpig

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: talented hateful clown

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Lascivious menage mood

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Comical Iridescent Mexican Dopamine

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Cowardly Marvelous Patrolman

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated ticket booth

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Bronze milk

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Purple Library

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Impressive macaca stage

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: smoky area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: contagious buck-toothed piazza water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: smoky area

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: contagious buck-toothed piazza water buffalo

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Avocado supple temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: razzle judgmental nibblets mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Dun market depressive

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Sepia Aphrodisiac Principal's Office Newt

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Sepia Aphrodisiac Principal's Office Newt

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Insecure Candlestick Maker

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine gaped feces location

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Pontificating big theater

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating rusted church keepsake machete

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Cerise stead

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Free-loading Preventive Strike Toilet Seat

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Cowardly Marvelous Patrolman

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Lascivious menage mood

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Purple Library

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: talented hateful clown

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Purple Library

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz range double fault

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: godawful roast beef prole

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Bronze milk

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: canary costumed public bath genital piercing

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Galvanic misanthropic indian lodge

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fishy lay laser beams

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Stirring sapphire jew stage

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: godawful roast beef prole

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Deranged Nofapping Sex Offender

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: self-absorbed arousing telephone den

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: black bateful quadroon cruise ship

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Indecent Space

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: high-end new version

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Flesh Internet-worthy Partner Pozpig

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: hairraiser chocolate property stain

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: godawful roast beef prole

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: tan knife theatre

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: tan knife theatre

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: vivacious obsidian tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: talented hateful clown

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Jet Diverse Goal In Life

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Purple Library

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Purple Library

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated ticket booth

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Jet Diverse Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: tan knife theatre

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Impertinent boyish indirect expression

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Violent Flatulent Locale Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: glittery senate kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Cowardly Marvelous Patrolman

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Slippery 180 Shrine Gaping

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Racy coral cuckold cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: blue mediation yarmulke

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fuchsia Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Slippery 180 Shrine Gaping

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Jet Diverse Goal In Life

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Pearly embarrassed to the bone kitty

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Deranged Nofapping Sex Offender

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing telephone den

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: high-end new version

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Racy coral cuckold cuckoldry

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Lascivious menage mood

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: electric associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Shimmering thriller rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: floppy pungent toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: vivacious obsidian tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: green marketing idea

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Cowardly Marvelous Patrolman

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Slippery 180 Shrine Gaping

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: jade trip field skinny woman

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Lascivious menage mood

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Bipolar athletic conference masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: pea-brained brindle address

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fuchsia Hell

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: vivacious obsidian tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: topaz curious pisswyrm

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: angry meetinghouse queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: titillating dead incel

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Appetizing Parlour

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: talented hateful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed arousing telephone den

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged brethren hall

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: multi-colored party of the first part

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Carnelian Friendly Grandma

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: blue mediation yarmulke

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: tan knife theatre

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: laughsome ladyboy

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545077)