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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
cobalt gas station
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
cobalt gas station
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
cobalt gas station
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
cobalt gas station
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
cobalt gas station
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Cordovan Point Liquid Oxygen
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
k
Cordovan Point Liquid Oxygen
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
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Fluffy purple chad philosopher-king
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Stimulating main people
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Stimulating main people
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
  08/18/13
180
Stimulating main people
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
cobalt gas station
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
cobalt gas station
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Cordovan Point Liquid Oxygen

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Cordovan Point Liquid Oxygen

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: cerebral site

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Supple turquoise home trust fund

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle headpube orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Greedy walnut rehab internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Harsh corn cake

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Supple turquoise home trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: contagious house-broken lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: light unhinged heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann filthpig

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Fluffy purple chad philosopher-king

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: excitant olive pisswyrm temple

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Stimulating main people

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Stimulating main people

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Stimulating main people

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: cobalt gas station

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Indecent beta giraffe



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Soul-stirring step-uncle's house legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle headpube orchestra pit

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: charismatic azure church



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Rebellious swashbuckling pocket flask

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Diverse nudist spot potus

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Stimulating main people

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Yapping Office Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: lavender fighting mental disorder den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Supple turquoise home trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: sapphire yarmulke piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: razzle milk

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Provocative location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: hideous odious corner doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: frisky boyish nowag trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: floppy avocado meetinghouse wrinkle

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: vivacious anal quadroon

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Lascivious jet mood

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Lascivious jet mood

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz godawful casino cuck

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: vivacious anal quadroon

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Cordovan Point Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: big-titted motley regret antidepressant drug

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Provocative location

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Stimulating main people

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Rebellious swashbuckling pocket flask

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Supple turquoise home trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: orange mentally impaired stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: orange mentally impaired stag film factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Supple turquoise home trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: frisky boyish nowag trailer park

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Fluffy purple chad philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: contagious house-broken lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: flirting amethyst nursing home gay wizard

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: buck-toothed business firm azn

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: buck-toothed business firm azn

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: exciting pea-brained house

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed appetizing parlour

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: excitant olive pisswyrm temple

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: excitant olive pisswyrm temple

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Salmon violent state organic girlfriend

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Salmon violent state organic girlfriend

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Tan Shrine

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed abnormal trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: high-end sienna mexican garrison

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Kink-friendly talented range

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pearly stage electric furnace



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Hyperventilating famous landscape painting skinny woman



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: fishy naked keepsake machete dysfunction

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Gay forum knife

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Brass laughsome indian lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Pontificating Curious Tanning Salon Feces

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle headpube orchestra pit



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: ebony address persian



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pearly stage electric furnace



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: doobsian hall rigor



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Rebellious swashbuckling pocket flask

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: stirring geriatric kitty cat pervert



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Honey-headed abnormal trump supporter



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50002879)