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Afternoon at the zoo with family - $182

Two adult tix - $60 One kid 3 and over - $20 One kid under...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
shocked this wasn't disco.
Shivering Hominid
  10/11/25
Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman&rsquo...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?
Shivering Hominid
  10/13/25
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Wang Hernandez
  10/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  10/15/25
Were there rowdy niggers
orchid swashbuckling ticket booth
  10/11/25
You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incid...
Know-it-all liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
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pea-brained tripping hunting ground
  10/12/25
u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd
Marvelous frozen twinkling uncleanness stead
  10/11/25
We gave it tons of faggot lettuce
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos ...
demanding seedy yarmulke legal warrant
  10/11/25
well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla...
Marvelous frozen twinkling uncleanness stead
  10/12/25
*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *
Bright den
  10/11/25
Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs t...
aromatic deer antler azn
  10/11/25
Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”
dull overrated brunch
  10/11/25
they usually live in one anyway
Know-it-all liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd
low-t beady-eyed legend
  10/11/25
Two adult tix - $20 One kid 3 and over - $7 One kid un...
Cracking Light Area Gaping
  10/11/25
We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with t...
puce trip goal in life
  10/11/25
Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it&r...
Bright den
  10/11/25
everything is so expensive
Cerise Concupiscible Selfie
  10/11/25
$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.
Bright den
  10/11/25
...
Know-it-all liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame
Bright den
  10/11/25
How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those...
puce trip goal in life
  10/11/25
They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy g...
Bright den
  10/11/25
also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which i...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/14/25
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Know-it-all liquid oxygen
  10/11/25
I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our fron...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours...
Bright den
  10/11/25
Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoyin...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bri...
Bright den
  10/11/25
No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours You&...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your ...
Bright den
  10/11/25
No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re ...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
(obese prole goy) jews learn to walk because of shabbos. ...
Bright den
  10/11/25
(Kike liar)
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's un...
bull headed school alpha
  10/11/25
If only I had answered that 4 times already itt
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took eve...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/14/25
$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. Yo...
Bright den
  10/11/25
Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupi...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spend...
Bright den
  10/11/25
One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will ...
Bright den
  10/11/25
No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that...
Bright den
  10/11/25
Yea I know that trust me Did I hit a little close to hom...
Drab laughsome resort
  10/11/25
I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried ...
orange razzle church
  10/11/25
rofl btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about...
Bright den
  10/11/25
No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself t...
Wang Hernandez
  10/15/25
rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/15/25
it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being o...
....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..
  10/15/25
at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending
orange razzle church
  10/11/25
$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.
Bright den
  10/11/25
don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competi...
orange razzle church
  10/11/25
You could have gotten an annual membership for probably abou...
Motley boltzmann
  10/12/25
...
Bright den
  10/12/25
Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go lik...
Motley boltzmann
  10/13/25
I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.
Peach kitty cat
  10/12/25
Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we ge...
Stimulating Transparent Regret Center
  10/12/25
OP destroyed ITT
poppy kitchen
  10/13/25
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  10/15/25
if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller ...
boyish impressive nursing home
  10/13/25


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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

Two adult tix - $60

One kid 3 and over - $20

One kid under 3 - $0

Lunch: 2 cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 1 kids meal - $40

One bottle of water - $7

One wagon rental - $25

Feeding the giraffe - $15 (x2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342419)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Shivering Hominid

shocked this wasn't disco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342420)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

Fat peiple were using motorized scooters and one woman’s lost battery so she was stuck on the jungle path

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342425)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Shivering Hominid

did you push her out of the way into the undergrowth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49346696)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49352063)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49352091)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: orchid swashbuckling ticket booth

Were there rowdy niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342441)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Know-it-all liquid oxygen

You pay $182 to keep the niggers away. The animals are incidental.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342852)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: pea-brained tripping hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49343156)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Marvelous frozen twinkling uncleanness stead

u didnt even tip the girafee u cheap bastard kike turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342444)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

We gave it tons of faggot lettuce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342464)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: demanding seedy yarmulke legal warrant

do you have any good stories from third world hellhole zoos youd like to share with the class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342770)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:38 AM
Author: Marvelous frozen twinkling uncleanness stead

well in uganda i didnt want to blow money seeing the gorilla whatevers so i went to local zoo and they had some gorilla looking things but i also found that the zoo keepers looked like gorillas too so felt i got my moneys worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49343072)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Bright den

*Giraffe holding a screen: 25% 30% 35% tip *

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342910)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: aromatic deer antler azn

Shit like this is the craziest. So a min wage worker needs to work 16 hours to take their kids to the fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342571)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: dull overrated brunch

Min wage earner has no business going to “zoo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342579)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all liquid oxygen

they usually live in one anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342850)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: low-t beady-eyed legend

if you want to see apes just drive down your city's MLK Blvd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342583)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Cracking Light Area Gaping

Two adult tix - $20

One kid 3 and over - $7

One kid under 3 - $5

Niggers to fuck ur wife & kids - $150

Getting to watch and film - PRICELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342587)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: puce trip goal in life

We're members of our zoo - free entry pays for itself with three visits. We go all the time.

It's like $50 if we eat there and we don't fall for the gift shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342776)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bright den

Yeah you have to be members for all this local stuff or it’s flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342893)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Cerise Concupiscible Selfie

everything is so expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342817)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Bright den

$7 water is a deal compared to LA sushi restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342837)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342848)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Bright den

Wagon rental is the biggest goy flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342844)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: puce trip goal in life

How so? If you don't have one and you have small kids those can be worth a thousand dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342846)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bright den

They’re prole and oafish and retarded and teach lazy gluttonous American behavior. We have 2 and 4 and they walk everywhere and don’t whine because we don’t tolerate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342890)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


also anyone with a 2 year old has a stroller already which is essentially a wagon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49348046)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Know-it-all liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342847)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

I don’t disagree but Our wagon was stolen off our front porch and I haven’t got a new one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342854)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Bright den

Just pay 20% of the cost of the item to rent it for 5 hours. Good goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342891)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

Yes because I don’t have a replacement yet you annoying kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342927)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Bright den

Good goy. Kids can walk. If the toddler is under 2, then bring a stroller. The kid over 3 has no excuse whatsoever for not walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342933)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

No 3 year old is walking a massive zoo for 3-4 hours

You’re fucking stupid. All your points itt are fucking stupid. No wonder you kikes got gassed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342937)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Bright den

our kids do. because we're not lazy prole retards like your kids who stuck them in some prole wagons. they're used to walking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342951)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

No they don’t walk miles at 3 years old. You’re a kike liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342956)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Bright den

(obese prole goy)

jews learn to walk because of shabbos. at our zoo, they walk a fuckton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342963)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

(Kike liar)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342965)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: bull headed school alpha

cr, what's with the wagon rental? and set that aside it's under $100 for a family of 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342897)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

If only I had answered that 4 times already itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342942)



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Date: October 14th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


it's stupid. bring a stroller if you need. When we took everyone to disneyworld a few years ago my wife insisted we bring the stroller for our 4 year old who hadn't used it since he turned 3 and I thought it was dumb and unnecessary. we ended up using it every day at the parks and it was an easy way to tote all our crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49348053)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Bright den

$80 for admission. That’s all you needed, dumb goy. You spent over double for no reason. Bring your own food and don’t get upsold by a stupid giraffe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342908)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

Feeding the giraffe was the highlight for the kids you stupid cheap kike

Wagon rental was also necessary because I dont have one as of 2 days ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342932)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Bright den

No, you’re conditioning them to goyishe wasteful spending. Something else would have been the highlight if you didn’t spend $30 on this bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342935)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

One day my kids will be shoving yours into gas chambers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342938)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Bright den

rofl no, your obese lazy prole kids who cant walk well will be drugged out on jewish drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342954)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

No they definitely will be, then they’ll be coming for their parents who played college tennis then went to HLS and work as IP attorneys writing expert reports

I’m sure your 135 pound frame will put up a great defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342960)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Bright den

parentS? my wife isnt a law shrew. dont insult her like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342967)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Drab laughsome resort

Yea I know that trust me

Did I hit a little close to home? I have more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342970)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: orange razzle church

I’m sure they’ll remember those delicious fried chicken fingers and stale fries for life

oh and that Dasani water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342964)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Bright den

rofl

btw, enough about the giraffe's $7 water. what about the kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342973)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Wang Hernandez

No point in attending the zoo if you are limiting yourself to the entry ticket alone. It’s like going out for a fancy dinner without alcohol. Price it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49352066)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


rofl is this a powergoy schtick or serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49352079)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,..


it’s a zoo not a World Series game. Just enjoy being outside and check out the animals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49352086)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: orange razzle church

at least $50 in stupid discretionary spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342914)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Bright den

$102/$182 is stupid discretionary spending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342921)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: orange razzle church

don’t be a silly Jew treating all of life as a competition to spend the bare minimum at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49342957)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 5:13 AM
Author: Motley boltzmann

You could have gotten an annual membership for probably about that. And you don’t need to rent a wagon or buy any of that other crap. Giraffe feeding is prole as fuck. Fun to lol at the fags standing in long ass lines for that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49343157)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 7:48 AM
Author: Bright den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49343187)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Motley boltzmann

Zoo membership is a 180 kid thingdoing lifehack. you go like 2.5x per year and it pays for itself plus they have zoo reciprocity so you get half price or sometimes full discount if you're ever in another area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49346656)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Peach kitty cat

I am at an empty public park with my kids. Cost is zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49343761)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Stimulating Transparent Regret Center

Paralegal Poaster tp, after your interactions ITT, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49343769)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: poppy kitchen

OP destroyed ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5785454&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49346680)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:48 PM
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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: boyish impressive nursing home

if this is a local zoo: become a member and take a stroller or hiking backpack to carry the kids. pack food and snacks for kids

if this was a destination zoo trip like the san diego zoo, i suppose your spending is understandable

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