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itt name people you would vote for for congress if they ran
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: Cletus Van Damme house/senate. assume everyone in the world meets the eligibility requirements, because honestly they probably do at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996442) |
Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Nigger Nightmare Madison Cawthorn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996446) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Cletus Van Damme the handicapped guy who looked like tom brady? why him? i dont remember his politics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996450) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: gibberish (?) Boom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996449) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Cletus Van Damme is boom still with us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996451) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: gibberish (?) Wherever two or more gather in his name, he is there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996464) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: ,;;, Amen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49998988) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: zoomer sexuality expert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996452) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: gaetan dugas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996658) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996662) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: hex tommyt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996454) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996469) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: Richard Ames I'd vote him to be Emperor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996936) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: ,;;, Captain Emperor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49998989) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Ass Sunstein JK Roher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996456) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Massie Tommy (as the other poster said) Myself One of my friends (but only one of them) Ron Paul even at 90+ or whatever the fuck he is now TBF for the fucking pure, unadulterated lolz and headlines Maybe buttcheeks Stealing MTG from the world's greatest paralegal nyuug
Don't really know other principled people |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again I actually immediately thought of you when I saw people naming poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996490) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Thanks, that's actually flattering. I would genuinely put the oath of office and duty to the country ahead of my life and my family's lives. The country is completely lost without this level of conviction, but it's almost impossible to to find anyone with it
And even then, you need the double whammy of the candidate/politician not really caring about money. That's why it's so hard: most people have one or the other, but not both qualities |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again cr, there's barely anyone actually seeking power with that level of conviction and resistance to bribery
(this is the poaster who volunteered for that Green Party candidate in CA btw) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface That's doubly nice because I know we're on different sides of certain things. But that's exactly the type of crossover we need to break the stranglehold of the uniparty. I would cross over too for someone I could trust to be honest about their intentions as long as they were on the same page about certain core things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996566) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again exactly, I would consider voting for someone right-leaning if they had principles and if I agreed with the central tenets of the platform. like if you ran on a platform where the main things were e.g. anti-corruption and cutting defense spending/ending foreign intervention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996603) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: sealclubber you're both fucking morons there is no uniparty in any meaningful sense. oh shit! they agree on something where i have the other position! uniparty alert! uniparty alert! even moderate dems and gop have substantial policy differences on important issues
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again I've seen hundreds of your poasts now, and I don't remember what it was about, but only one of them didn't contain a fucking horrible take. not just Bad Takes but awful, completely wrong ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996618) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: sealclubber i've seen six of your posts. all in this thread. and you're a durr durr fucking moron. peace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996651) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) wow lmao
even our worst poasters can sometimes deliver lethal wins like this, truly incredible i really like it here |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again cr really creative and devastating stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996688) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I look past STATED policy differences to examine ACTUAL policy implementations. And on that front, there is much more overlap on items of importance than there are differences
You're the quintessential example of my carve out for there having to be some baseline level of agreement on core issues, because even though you're too stupid to hide your bullshit, you're so virulently debased and dumb that you're just categorically unsupportable |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: sealclubber "And on that front, there is much more overlap on items of importance than there are differences" no there isn't unless you have some really dumbass limited durr durr 'policy implementations' provide some examples, dipshit. |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:36 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Monetary policy The warfare state Abdicating Congressional power to the Executive Immigration FISA (or really wholesale abridgment of civil rights) Campaign finance Israel / Zionism Empire Insider trading and other corruption Protection for incumbents The dual party system Epsteinism Eminent domain Anti-white discrimination H1Bs / destroying the middle class Outsourcing / Globalization Corporate consolidation Media cooption and concentration
Etc.
How about you show broad examples of the supposed profound differences? You'll prove your point if you can significantly outnumber my off the top of the head list |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:53 PM Author: sealclubber okay, on which of these overlapping policies do elizabeth warren and ted cruz overlap? aoc and jim jordan? |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Happy to get into that once you put your list up to comply with your own made up bullshit. Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997091) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: sealclubber i'm not going to waste my time with your stupid proposition. show us the overlaps between conservatives and libs you're going durr durr they both support imperialism because they live in the usa they both support big government because they are in it they both support big war because they have investments in weapon manufacturers durrrrrr you stupid pussies are acting like there is no difference between the gop and dem candidates except in a few cases. that's stupid and wrong |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again (guy who's probably retarded enough to think AOC is far left)
as FF alluded to, you need to pay attention to what politicians DO instead of what they SAY |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: sealclubber aoc is far left. just because some even stupider pieces of shit are further to the left doesn't mean she's not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49998975) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:09 PM Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!) Marjorie Taylor Green (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996475) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Tucker Carlson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996664) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,. Theodore Kaczynski (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996675) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49999014) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari) Michael Cohen Michael Avenatti |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: esoteric sambo John Rocker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996685) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:17 PM Author: cumstein matthew mcconaughey (assuming he doesn’t run for Texas Governor, which he would win easily) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996687) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger 🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,. Scott Ritter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996728) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again dude fell into not one but TWO pedo sting ops. he thinks he's the victim because he was targeted by the state for political reasons, but imo that's irrelevant to the fact that he fell for their traps.
the first time, he tried to meet up with someone pretending to be a 16yo girl
the second time wasn't quite as bad because (according to him) the cop pretended to be an adult who had a fetish for pretending to be a little girl. and then they filmed him jerking off as the cop repeatedly said, "I'm 15, I'm 15!" ... not nearly as bad as trying to fuck a kid, but I still think that's pedo-adjacent |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,. 16 isn't pedo. It's legal in most of the US and most of the world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997148) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again oh sorry, technically it's hebephilia/ephebophilia 🤓 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997150) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:28 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,. I mean there is a reason it's legal almost everywhere. Tons of 16yo chicks are fully developed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997153) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again (Scott Ritter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997154) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,. Why not devote your time cruasading to pass anti"pedo" laws to save all the poor 17yo "children"?
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,. Btw the Apollo astronauts were "pedos" for taking a playboy centerfold of a 17yo "child" aboard Apollo 12
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Myers |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Brother Peter Dimond mel gibson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49996933) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: computer online (🧐) i have come to the conclusion that only i (and i alone) am fit for congress. thank you for your attention to this matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997156) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I'm not sure about you, but one of the few liberals I would vote for is Dennis Kucinich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997168) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: computer online (🧐) there was some quality kucinichwifethreading back in the day. bro didn't just punch above his weight, he went straight to the moon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997180) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49997183) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,.., better question is who would you flip parties for. jewish dems would vote for Hitler if he had a (D) next to his name (ref: Graham Platner) and shitlib pro-palestine anarchists would vote for Netanyahu for the the same reason. I'm planning on flipping one of my senate votes in 2028 from R to D currently unless something changes. Would be the first time I've ever voted Dem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49998420) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:51 PM Author: ,;;, Larry David (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882283&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49998990) |
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Date: July 14th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again Fucking Fuckface Jon Stewart Thomas Massie Butch Ware Krystal Ball Glenn Greenwald Ryan Grim Viggo Mortensen if he's allowed Roger Waters if he's allowed (ik he's an asshole but he has good values)
my list includes everything from Libertarians to Green Party members. if their platform is stuff I care about (no more wars / cutting defense spending is #1) I would consider voting for any party affiliation. but I'm much more likely to vote for someone outside of the major two parties than a D or R. |