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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Gay sticky skinny woman
  11/17/13
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tripping rigor
  02/09/14
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wild cream circlehead office
  12/01/13
jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to ...
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  03/24/26
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  03/24/26
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Walnut aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
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  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
Godawful piazza preventive strike
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
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  11/18/13
tp
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  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Slippery Charismatic Stage
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Walnut aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Irate vibrant spot
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
filthy lilac public bath
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Frum box office
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
Contagious coldplay fan becky
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
Violet Curious Organic Girlfriend
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
hairless home windowlicker
  04/07/16
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khaki range faggotry
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
Narrow-minded razzle-dazzle station
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
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  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
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  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
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  11/17/13
?
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i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
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  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
shimmering unholy puppy
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Walnut aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Sienna Hideous Goal In Life Alpha
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Aromatic thirsty hairy legs international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
shimmering unholy puppy
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
shimmering unholy puppy
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Aromatic thirsty hairy legs international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
shimmering unholy puppy
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
You're done here
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(idiot)
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
...
Electric voyeur police squad
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
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  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Electric voyeur police squad
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Frum box office
  11/17/13
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yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Electric voyeur police squad
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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  11/17/13
only?
Clear Pontificating Market
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
wild cream circlehead office
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
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  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Aromatic thirsty hairy legs international law enforcement agency
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
beady-eyed chad
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Electric voyeur police squad
  11/17/13
lol
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  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
disrespectful theatre gay wizard
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Clear Pontificating Market
  11/17/13
lmao.
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cq
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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lol'd irl from picturing this
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  11/18/13
Underrated
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
territorial church newt
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
territorial church newt
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
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  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
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  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
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territorial church newt
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
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titcr chip kelly is done here
Electric voyeur police squad
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
territorial church newt
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
territorial church newt
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
territorial church newt
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
lime beta nursing home dog poop
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
lime beta nursing home dog poop
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
lime beta nursing home dog poop
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
lemon ratface travel guidebook
  11/17/13
LOL
yapping rough-skinned karate
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
territorial church newt
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
lemon ratface travel guidebook
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
territorial church newt
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
lemon ratface travel guidebook
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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really embarassing
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  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
territorial church newt
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
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  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
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  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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holy shit not flame
comical rehab
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
vigorous plaza party of the first part
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
Dark sweet tailpipe
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Dark sweet tailpipe
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
Dark sweet tailpipe
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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  11/18/13
You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
wild cream circlehead office
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
Dark sweet tailpipe
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Misunderstood trip double fault
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
comical rehab
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Gay sticky skinny woman

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: tripping rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24547190)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM
Author: nyuug

jejumos = chink

laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49764393)



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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49766508)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Domesticated ivory antidepressant drug state

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Godawful piazza preventive strike

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: provocative canary lodge affirmative action

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: citrine fragrant heaven multi-billionaire

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Slippery Charismatic Stage

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Irate vibrant spot

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: filthy lilac public bath

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Frum box office

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Contagious coldplay fan becky

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Violet Curious Organic Girlfriend

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: hairless home windowlicker

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: khaki range faggotry



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Narrow-minded razzle-dazzle station

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Red impertinent pozpig

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Stirring jet goyim

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Umber stage incel

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: green boyish principal's office laser beams

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Wine Dashing Prole

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Tantric twinkling uncleanness hissy fit

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: lake philosopher-king messiness

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: shimmering unholy puppy

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Walnut aphrodisiac scourge upon the earth

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Sienna Hideous Goal In Life Alpha

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Aromatic thirsty hairy legs international law enforcement agency

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: shimmering unholy puppy

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: shimmering unholy puppy

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Aromatic thirsty hairy legs international law enforcement agency

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: shimmering unholy puppy

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: demanding stag film deer antler

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Electric voyeur police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Clear Pontificating Market

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Electric voyeur police squad

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Frum box office

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Electric voyeur police squad

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Histrionic indian lodge blood rage

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Clear Pontificating Market

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Mauve bull headed set dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: disrespectful theatre gay wizard

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Aromatic thirsty hairy legs international law enforcement agency

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed chad

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Electric voyeur police squad

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: disrespectful theatre gay wizard

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Clear Pontificating Market

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: provocative canary lodge affirmative action

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Lascivious weed whacker locale

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: citrine fragrant heaven multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: lemon ratface travel guidebook

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: provocative canary lodge affirmative action

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Bossy Coral Mad Cow Disease

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Galvanic Honey-headed Genital Piercing

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: ebony sinister corner hunting ground

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Thriller Indigo Mood

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: territorial church newt

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: territorial church newt

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: disrespectful theatre gay wizard

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: scarlet headpube senate

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: lemon ratface travel guidebook

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: territorial church newt

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: lemon ratface travel guidebook

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Electric voyeur police squad

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: territorial church newt

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: lime beta nursing home dog poop

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: territorial church newt

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: territorial church newt

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: lime beta nursing home dog poop

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: lime beta nursing home dog poop

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: lime beta nursing home dog poop

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: lemon ratface travel guidebook

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: yapping rough-skinned karate

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: territorial church newt

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: lemon ratface travel guidebook

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: territorial church newt

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: lemon ratface travel guidebook

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: cowardly persian

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Sienna Hideous Goal In Life Alpha

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: supple magical selfie

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: rusted appetizing generalized bond

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: territorial church newt

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: lemon ratface travel guidebook

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Bossy Coral Mad Cow Disease

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Clear Pontificating Market

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Wonderful Alcoholic School Cafeteria

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: comical rehab

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Geriatric burgundy son of senegal theater

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: insane heady hospital codepig

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: lemon ratface travel guidebook

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: racy business firm pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Misunderstood trip double fault

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Lavender quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: racy business firm pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: vermilion nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: vigorous plaza party of the first part

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: vigorous plaza party of the first part

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Dark sweet tailpipe

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Chestnut motley jap

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Dark sweet tailpipe

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling doctorate

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling doctorate

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Dark sweet tailpipe

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: insanely creepy well-lubricated love of her life bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: titillating national security agency

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Dark sweet tailpipe

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood trip double fault

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Wine Dashing Prole

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Zippy brunch gaping

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Crawly Mahogany Shitlib

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Laughsome Massive Black Woman Striped Hyena

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Mauve bull headed set dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: arousing nubile stock car ticket booth

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Bipolar space dingle berry

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: comical rehab

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: Sexy Saffron Trailer Park Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: sapphire idiotic abode knife

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: comical rehab

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Bearded National

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted bronze pocket flask athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: abusive cerebral digit ratio

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: ebony sinister corner hunting ground

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: costumed excitant lay

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: Glassy Mildly Autistic Roast Beef Cuck

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fortuitous meteor

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: ebony sinister corner hunting ground

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Doobsian Plum Keepsake Machete Faggot Firefighter

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: hyperactive kitchen legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: hairless home windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Peach Temple

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Azure juggernaut personal credit line

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: hateful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: hairless home windowlicker

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: big therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: 180 awkward whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: diverse stead giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Floppy New Version Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: Narrow-minded razzle-dazzle station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: citrine fragrant heaven multi-billionaire

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: amber irradiated area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: chrome forum idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: wild cream circlehead office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: citrine fragrant heaven multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49397898)