I was pushing my cart and she noticed I had a one of those cheap roast chickens and she saw it in my cart and she goes, "Ooooh what the fuck?! I wanted that. Where did you get that? I was looking for dat but dey didn't have none. Where you get that chicken?" and I had to run away fast. She was also talking loudly to someone on speaker phone. This is a true story but I would love the Evan39 treatment.