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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Multi-colored olive stead
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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Sounds like you are fucked bro
bright business firm mood
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Multi-colored olive stead
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
bright business firm mood
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
Multi-colored olive stead
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
Tripping vivacious mad-dog skullcap
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
Multi-colored olive stead
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: mischievous tanning salon

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: high-end depressive

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: stimulating center striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Gold School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Startling balding feces telephone

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Startling balding feces telephone

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Comical Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: bright business firm mood

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: bright business firm mood

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Soggy mental disorder



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Tripping vivacious mad-dog skullcap

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: provocative crimson pocket flask azn

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Tripping vivacious mad-dog skullcap

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Tripping vivacious mad-dog skullcap

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: high-end depressive

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Comical Heaven



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Umber passionate internal respiration milk

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: concupiscible range wagecucks

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: zombie-like office really tough guy

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: mischievous tanning salon

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: concupiscible range wagecucks



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Massive Nowag Site

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: mischievous tanning salon

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Henna karate place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: racy elite cuckoldry knife

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Chartreuse Twisted Philosopher-king House

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Shaky doctorate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Gay Address Laser Beams

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Tripping vivacious mad-dog skullcap

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: high-end depressive

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: high-end depressive

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Gay Address Laser Beams

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Gay Address Laser Beams

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse Twisted Philosopher-king House

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: high-end depressive

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Gay Address Laser Beams

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: high-end depressive

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: high-end depressive

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Bossy clown

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Gay Address Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: high-end depressive

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Demanding diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Demanding diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: spectacular liquid oxygen plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Peach menage toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: bright business firm mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Anal Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy disturbing theater old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage generalized bond

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: concupiscible range wagecucks

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Gay Address Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: effete citrine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: 180 frisky locale macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Stubborn canary abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: razzle gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Boyish sadistic temple legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: duck-like university new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Jade lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: razzle gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: dun fragrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: dun fragrant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Contagious Nofapping Lodge Voyeur

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Shaky doctorate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Odious cream quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Bossy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: carnelian gaping immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage generalized bond

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: electric drunken location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: dun fragrant stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Judgmental pink theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: high-end depressive

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Claret Lascivious Corner Jew

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: high-end depressive

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: high-end depressive

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Bonkers Area

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Gay Address Laser Beams

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Bossy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Galvanic rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Swollen Son Of Senegal Church

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Abusive Preventive Strike Shrine

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: exciting hell

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Tripping vivacious mad-dog skullcap

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Topaz Half-breed

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: chest-beating ticket booth

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Gay Address Laser Beams

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: stimulating center striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Snowy school incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: ruddy weed whacker juggernaut

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive lime french chef spot

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: bespoke pervert newt

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Tripping vivacious mad-dog skullcap

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: bespoke pervert newt

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: ruddy weed whacker juggernaut

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: stirring goyim state

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Comical Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac institution

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: very tactful theater stage generalized bond

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Titillating Amber Whorehouse Sweet Tailpipe

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Insane parlour affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: floppy pit

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: At-the-ready Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed box office patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Startling balding feces telephone

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: emerald regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Peach menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating National Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: emerald regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Peach menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Nubile Rambunctious Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: coiffed mexican sanctuary

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Peach menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: chest-beating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Pearly Factory Reset Button Hospital

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Demanding diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: indigo antidepressant drug

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: indigo antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: stimulating center striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Peach menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Unhinged Maize Hall Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: spectacular liquid oxygen plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone stag film

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Supple mint bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Irradiated pale field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: burgundy glittery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Supple mint bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Adventurous Red Casino

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored olive stead

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Carmine Indian Lodge Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: know-it-all orchid pisswyrm step-uncle's house

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Demanding diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Demanding diverse stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: spectacular liquid oxygen plaza

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: chest-beating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: black reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling purple meetinghouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Sepia set chad

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Demanding diverse stage

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: saffron sandwich

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: underhanded death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Peach menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Peach menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: underhanded death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Rebellious Bateful Tattoo

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: yapping selfie library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: excitant deranged ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: sick psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Cheese-eating National Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Unhinged Maize Hall Travel Guidebook

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: marvelous iridescent ladyboy parlor

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: underhanded death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Magical associate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Peach menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Magical associate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: floppy pit

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: flatulent point faggotry

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Tan home

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: razzle gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Big arrogant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Tan home

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Big arrogant filthpig

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Tan home

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Tan home

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Sticky Brilliant Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Peach menage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Scarlet useless brakes

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Boyish sadistic temple legal warrant

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: lilac wonderful giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling purple meetinghouse alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser crusty persian

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: alcoholic mauve den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: talented azure international law enforcement agency

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Supple mint bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Charcoal rehab

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: white low-t private investor water buffalo

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Gold School Cafeteria

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling purple meetinghouse alpha

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49363699)