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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Irate stead feces
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  08/01/16
lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
dashing zombie-like hissy fit senate
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Irate stead feces
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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  07/31/16
That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
Irate stead feces
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Irate stead feces

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Motley Orange Theater Jewess

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: sick candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle turquoise water buffalo personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Apoplectic public bath

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic public bath

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Topaz mischievous school cafeteria laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: dashing zombie-like hissy fit senate

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Irate stead feces

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: dashing zombie-like hissy fit senate

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Irate stead feces

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: snowy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann fanboi

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Startled stage digit ratio

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Irate stead feces

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann fanboi

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Irate stead feces

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann fanboi

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Topaz mischievous school cafeteria laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: lavender floppy university pistol

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: tantric state dysfunction

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: laughsome cruel-hearted resort

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Motley Orange Theater Jewess

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: tantric state dysfunction



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Brindle persian spot

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Motley Orange Theater Jewess

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Irate stead feces

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: ebony community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: chrome elastic band twinkling uncleanness

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Hideous twisted step-uncle's house roast beef

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Ocher Bbw Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Contagious base patrolman

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann fanboi

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Frisky hell

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Irate stead feces

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Contagious base patrolman

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Irate stead feces

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Contagious base patrolman

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Hideous twisted step-uncle's house roast beef

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Contagious base patrolman

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Frisky hell

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Lemon turdskin

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Contagious base patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: bipolar station blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: bipolar station blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Vibrant kitchen macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: dashing zombie-like hissy fit senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Autistic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser orchestra pit people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Narrow-minded aphrodisiac hairy legs parlor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: tantric state dysfunction

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Contagious base patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Balding Sexy Home Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: flesh doctorate circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Garnet unholy windowlicker crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: naked area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Light Passionate Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: exciting primrose quadroon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: judgmental den private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: naked area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: submissive locale round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: submissive locale round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Trip slippery rigpig

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Ocher Bbw Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: cobalt selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Lemon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: opaque bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Narrow-minded aphrodisiac hairy legs parlor

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: adventurous honey-headed pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: submissive locale round eye

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Walnut racy faggotry idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: scarlet swashbuckling partner

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Frisky hell

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: chocolate faggot firefighter hall

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Crystalline well-lubricated tanning salon

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Contagious base patrolman

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Lemon turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Narrow-minded aphrodisiac hairy legs parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: cerebral rambunctious menage half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: 180 filthpig goyim

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Deranged brilliant mad cow disease

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: lime infuriating place of business

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann fanboi

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: adulterous stag film

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: slap-happy trailer park death wish

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Contagious base patrolman

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Frisky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: sick candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Frisky hell

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Electric Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Pink lodge reading party

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Claret property

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Ivory forum

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: impertinent boltzmann fanboi

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Ivory forum

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Frisky hell

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Pink lodge reading party

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: pearl greedy ladyboy

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Topaz mischievous school cafeteria laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Point Coffee Pot

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Narrow-minded aphrodisiac hairy legs parlor

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: indigo bearded parlour

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring olive newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Frisky hell

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Titillating stage

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia multi-colored sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Frisky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: stirring underhanded theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Apoplectic public bath

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Carnelian school incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Flirting philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Frisky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Carnelian school incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Frisky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Frisky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Roommate Pisswyrm

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: slap-happy trailer park death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: nighttime wild whorehouse

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: bipolar station blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: lascivious khaki office

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: lascivious khaki office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: spectacular church haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: sick candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Silver Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Vibrant kitchen macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: erotic yarmulke

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: drunken curious codepig black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Comical lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: erotic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: erotic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: stimulating mentally impaired trust fund marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: drunken curious codepig black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: big cuck

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Irate stead feces

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: odious set travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Space Ceo

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: histrionic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: bipolar station blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: bipolar station blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Vibrant kitchen macaca

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: slap-happy trailer park death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: arousing karate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Wonderful aquamarine nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: jet foreskin

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: bipolar station blood rage

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Crawly out-of-control center french chef

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: irradiated background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: irradiated background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Hateful psychic gas station

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good pervert nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mewling charcoal cuckold heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: abusive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Flirting philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Silver Piazza

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Shaky Garrison Goal In Life

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: irradiated background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Plum Exhilarant Business Firm Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Plum Exhilarant Business Firm Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Titillating stage

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Dark Ratface

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: dull haunting national pocket flask

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: naked area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Bronze Meetinghouse Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: dull haunting national pocket flask

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Bronze Meetinghouse Deer Antler

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: dull haunting national pocket flask

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: dull haunting national pocket flask

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: histrionic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Abnormal library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckoldry Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Sienna Giraffe Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: confused chapel sweet tailpipe

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Light Passionate Depressive

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: cracking casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Wonderful aquamarine nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Onyx Lettuce Preventive Strike

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: razzle boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful party of the first part

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: drunken curious codepig black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: self-absorbed vivacious jap

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Nudist smoky cruise ship

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle turquoise water buffalo personal credit line

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Wonderful aquamarine nibblets

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: amber address striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49735840)