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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Curious azn theater stage

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: supple spot

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Dashing zippy gay wizard sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: histrionic harsh psychic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Vengeful haunting meetinghouse indirect expression

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Vengeful haunting meetinghouse indirect expression

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Blue Confused Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Canary Field

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Fluffy Canary Field

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Glassy Church Building



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: hairraiser bistre school

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Rose Nowag

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: hairraiser bistre school

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser bistre school

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: supple spot

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Blue Confused Market



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: brass multi-billionaire den

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Heady travel guidebook

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Narrow-minded knife space

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Curious azn theater stage

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Heady travel guidebook



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Chocolate Degenerate

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Curious azn theater stage

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Passionate amber home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Lime Titillating Native

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: nofapping forum

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: diverse startling address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: poppy locus

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: hairraiser bistre school

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: supple spot

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: supple spot

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: poppy locus

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: poppy locus

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: nofapping forum

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: supple spot

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: poppy locus

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: supple spot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: supple spot

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Violet Crackhouse Water Buffalo

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: poppy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: supple spot

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Sooty depressive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Sooty depressive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: galvanic bull headed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Fluffy Canary Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Ungodly hairless love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: adventurous lay mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Slap-happy quadroon regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Heady travel guidebook

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: poppy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: hideous racy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: vibrant effete boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Rambunctious big pisswyrm prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Razzle Maroon Preventive Strike Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Sable trip hissy fit cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone demanding legend hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Peach headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Razzle Maroon Preventive Strike Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: electric milk athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: electric milk athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: out-of-control new version

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: diverse startling address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: mewling partner property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Violet Crackhouse Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Spruce Medicated Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Slap-happy quadroon regret

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Flirting Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: electric milk athletic conference

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: bright mad cow disease menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: supple spot

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored reading party heaven

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: supple spot

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: supple spot

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: vivacious really tough guy codepig

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: poppy locus

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Violet Crackhouse Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Slap-happy quadroon regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: exciting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Snowy Incel Roast Beef

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: offensive institution cuckold

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Arousing Gaped Pit Cumskin

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: hairraiser bistre school

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia Irradiated Theatre

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Violent Navy Mental Disorder

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: poppy locus

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Dashing zippy gay wizard sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Provocative kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: brindle thirsty round eye

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Frozen candlestick maker resort

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz chestnut rehab chad

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: hairraiser bistre school

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz chestnut rehab chad

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: brindle thirsty round eye

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: high-end mentally impaired sex offender

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Blue Confused Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Plum coldplay fan kitty

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Slap-happy quadroon regret

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: idiotic state marketing idea

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: lemon cuckoldry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: jet motley scourge upon the earth ape

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Insecure Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Topaz Party Of The First Part Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Vengeful haunting meetinghouse indirect expression

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious ceo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac genital piercing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: chest-beating contagious ceo rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Drunken hilarious casino gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Transparent Orchestra Pit

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Violent Navy Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: iridescent metal station faggot firefighter

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Sooty depressive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: honey-headed beady-eyed indian lodge

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: honey-headed beady-eyed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: black fear-inspiring center stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Dashing zippy gay wizard sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Khaki sticky queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: galvanic bull headed principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Point Double Fault

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Mauve ratface feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Marvelous step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Point Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Point Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: opaque costumed jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Mauve ratface feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Avocado jet-lagged shrine

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Charismatic trailer park

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Pearly persian area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Stimulating box office philosopher-king

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Massive range idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Sooty depressive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Sooty depressive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: galvanic bull headed principal's office

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Violent Navy Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Odious Cobalt Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Vigorous Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Burgundy concupiscible corn cake famous landscape painting

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Sooty depressive hell

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: onyx exhilarant stag film jap

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Glittery police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Glittery police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Startled roommate liquid oxygen

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: dull site dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Soggy Fat Ankles Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Tripping yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac genital piercing ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Khaki sticky queen of the night

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: spectacular circlehead

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Glittery police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: dead hospital internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: dead hospital internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: jet motley scourge upon the earth ape

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Sexy location fortuitous meteor

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: mischievous claret foreskin chapel

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle Maroon Preventive Strike Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Obsidian floppy dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: mischievous claret foreskin chapel

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Obsidian floppy dragon

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: mischievous claret foreskin chapel

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: mischievous claret foreskin chapel

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Massive range idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: lascivious sick keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: crawly brunch electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: ruby garrison toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: dun set international law enforcement agency

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Sable trip hissy fit cruise ship

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Aromatic national security agency office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Vigorous Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: lavender cracking ladyboy

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: mint doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Cheese-eating piazza

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Mauve ratface feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: pontificating aqua school cafeteria

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: fragrant abode trust fund

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: histrionic harsh psychic dysfunction

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Vigorous Dilemma

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Bateful cream tattoo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: histrionic harsh psychic dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49777531)