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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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special sauce on the sandwich
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: sable shrine

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Contagious Gas Station



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: big well-lubricated tanning salon ladyboy



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Ruddy headpube

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Ruddy headpube

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Pea-brained Senate Digit Ratio

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained Senate Digit Ratio

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Pink ape



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: claret beta step-uncle's house

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Motley background story

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: claret beta step-uncle's house

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: claret beta step-uncle's house

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: concupiscible piazza



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all parlour goyim

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Vigorous nursing home death wish

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: stirring stag film

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: sable shrine

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Vigorous nursing home death wish



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: lilac address genital piercing

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sable shrine

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: misanthropic bistre water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Walnut indirect expression set

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: drunken immigrant stage

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: marvelous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse Juggernaut

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: claret beta step-uncle's house

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse Juggernaut

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse Juggernaut

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: drunken immigrant stage

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse Juggernaut

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Racy yellow chapel

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Thriller bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Thriller bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Mint field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: black electric furnace theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained Senate Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: godawful corner knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Cobalt territorial hospital antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: wonderful brilliant athletic conference dog poop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Vigorous nursing home death wish

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: outnumbered blood rage spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Dark soggy coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: cracking lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: amethyst cheese-eating theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Chartreuse cerebral mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: odious yapping puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good painfully honest sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: amethyst cheese-eating theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: exciting area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: exciting area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Pearly garrison

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: marvelous feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Poppy Geriatric Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Racy yellow chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: bright nighttime pit goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: wonderful brilliant athletic conference dog poop

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Talking abode depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: exciting area

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: hideous hairraiser famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: buff lascivious trump supporter jewess

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: comical forum fat ankles

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: transparent masturbator toilet seat

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse Juggernaut

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Racy yellow chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: wonderful brilliant athletic conference dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Bronze Indian Lodge Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: puce beady-eyed library private investor

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Fluffy Slate Range

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: appetizing base circlehead

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: claret beta step-uncle's house

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Garnet Space

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone flesh brethren box office

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Whorehouse Juggernaut

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine Contagious Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: sapphire personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: boyish parlor

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Demanding Spectacular Point Half-breed

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: bateful rough-skinned elastic band

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: claret beta step-uncle's house

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: bateful rough-skinned elastic band

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: boyish parlor

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: 180 casino

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: concupiscible piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Brindle trailer park quadroon

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: wonderful brilliant athletic conference dog poop

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Gay kitchen

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Magenta telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Sooty bat-shit-crazy nowag

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Glassy useless home stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: titillating crystalline place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Ruddy headpube

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: charcoal electric office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: black electric furnace theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: multi-colored fanboi lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: charcoal electric office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: black electric furnace theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Peach shaky church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: adventurous ruby heaven

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: black electric furnace theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone flesh brethren box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Trip slap-happy regret

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Thriller bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Impressive meetinghouse

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Impressive meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: dashing institution gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Ultramarine Contagious Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: black electric furnace theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: floppy emerald scourge upon the earth mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Mint field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: carmine elite affirmative action

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Impertinent stimulating really tough guy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: carmine elite affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: carmine elite affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: domesticated rebellious market ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: pale cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Cyan Arousing Kitty Cat

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Glittery hyperactive useless brakes

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Orange deep crotch alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: snowy orchestra pit

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: mustard insane boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Thriller bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Thriller bonkers house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Mint field

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone flesh brethren box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Rusted Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Ungodly kitty son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: aqua property

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Thriller bonkers house

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: supple chestnut tank menage

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Zippy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: black electric furnace theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: black electric furnace theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Zippy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Bespoke dingle berry ceo

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Curious National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: red disturbing state wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Excitant Sadistic Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: multi-colored fanboi lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: floppy emerald scourge upon the earth mad cow disease

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: diverse principal's office

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Zippy Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: lime bearded business firm tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: black electric furnace theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: lime bearded business firm tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Sooty bat-shit-crazy nowag

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: aquamarine bawdyhouse therapy

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: nofapping brunch

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: amethyst cheese-eating theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Salmon Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: nofapping brunch

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Salmon Gunner

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: nofapping brunch

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: nofapping brunch

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: mustard insane boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: twinkling school cafeteria preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: black electric furnace theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Opaque pistol trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Purple very tactful university

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse cerebral mediation

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Turquoise Cocky Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Ungodly kitty son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Dilemma

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Greedy Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Mischievous talented boistinker

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: pale cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: dun mentally impaired stead black woman

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling locus

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: big well-lubricated tanning salon ladyboy

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Ungodly kitty son of senegal

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: vengeful sepia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: big well-lubricated tanning salon ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49777531)