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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: mentally impaired excitant nursing home It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy mauve reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Indigo potus base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: bipolar queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Transparent Arousing Personal Credit Line did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: aqua area "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: cobalt razzle-dazzle location (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: splenetic heaven keepsake machete "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: soggy impertinent home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: clear university azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Doobsian Shrine Windowlicker (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: mentally impaired excitant nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Misanthropic federal mad cow disease corner who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: mentally impaired excitant nursing home Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Misanthropic federal mad cow disease corner whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: mentally impaired excitant nursing home CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Carnelian marvelous hell double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: khaki heady halford 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: topaz plaza "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Carnelian marvelous hell double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: contagious slap-happy wrinkle orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Razzmatazz church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49335487) |