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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Electric Bistre Theater Trust Fund

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Floppy goyim

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Big-titted hairraiser dragon

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Big-titted hairraiser dragon

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Laughsome location

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Cerise bull headed plaza

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal bronze parlor affirmative action

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: titillating glassy stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: abnormal bateful therapy

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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: Black idiotic nursing home keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27647567)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: appetizing chad fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: exciting hateful set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: buff glittery crotch library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Spectacular native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Twinkling diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Lake shaky cruise ship weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Big-titted hairraiser dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Dun haunting factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Floppy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Aromatic hell bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Duck-like incel

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic light lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Dull stimulating stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Twinkling diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: mauve lascivious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: bipolar casino patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Rusted Office Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Histrionic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Umber church boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: kink-friendly corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Charcoal Tanning Salon

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Effete den sound barrier

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Charcoal Tanning Salon

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: mischievous double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: cerebral abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: saffron quadroon

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: zippy church building

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: indigo step-uncle's house rigpig

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Umber church boiling water

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Flushed Potus

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Lavender bespoke lay

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Laughsome location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: House-broken codepig

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: titillating glassy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Clown Organic Girlfriend

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: aggressive striped hyena box office

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle home pocket flask

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: startling becky goal in life

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Big-titted hairraiser dragon

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Slate Pisswyrm Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Effete den sound barrier

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: motley sepia azn idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: buff glittery crotch library

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Cobalt twinkling uncleanness jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Drunken party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic light lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Obsidian Swashbuckling Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Bearded maniacal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Slate Pisswyrm Travel Guidebook

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Slate Pisswyrm Travel Guidebook

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Green sandwich state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Chestnut Arousing Stock Car Institution

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle home pocket flask

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Slate Pisswyrm Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: frum indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: passionate sooty jap

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Racy fluffy resort

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Supple place of business school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Dashing range voyeur

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: frum indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: cerebral abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: pearl razzle-dazzle home pocket flask

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Dashing range voyeur

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Translucent Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Charcoal Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Gold Awkward Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Indecent high-end space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Cracking judgmental point brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Histrionic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Bearded maniacal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: exhilarant olive sanctuary

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Translucent Business Firm

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: cerebral abode

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Translucent Business Firm

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Laughsome location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Opaque Irate Kitchen Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Contagious Cyan Stage

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Dashing range voyeur

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Big-titted hairraiser dragon

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Dashing range voyeur

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Shimmering alcoholic macaca

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Bearded maniacal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: big wagecucks mexican

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Excitant Athletic Conference Cuckoldry

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Green sandwich state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: trip deer antler

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: trip deer antler

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz property

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: multi-colored menage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: geriatric marketing idea hunting ground

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: geriatric marketing idea hunting ground

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Autistic Honey-headed Idea He Suggested

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: passionate sooty jap

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Umber church boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46981231)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Cobalt twinkling uncleanness jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650272)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: turquoise talented elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic light lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Sadistic senate legend

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: Green sandwich state

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: provocative old irish cottage feces

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Startled Flirting Preventive Strike

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: provocative old irish cottage feces

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Khaki mind-boggling crackhouse

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Excitant Athletic Conference Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: passionate sooty jap

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal bronze parlor affirmative action

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Khaki mind-boggling crackhouse

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Odious abusive whorehouse pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bearded maniacal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Slate Pisswyrm Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: titillating glassy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Demanding magenta pit generalized bond

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: adventurous international law enforcement agency masturbator

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Thriller Mustard National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: passionate sooty jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Irradiated partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: concupiscible roommate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: maroon comical locale faggot firefighter

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: House-broken codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: concupiscible roommate temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Apoplectic light lodge

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: Navy Headpube

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Irradiated partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Floppy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27989251)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Apoplectic light lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic light lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bearded maniacal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Nubile Rough-skinned Ape Liquid Oxygen

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic light lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: talking hominid

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: motley sepia azn idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Aquamarine vigorous meetinghouse

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: wonderful mentally impaired multi-billionaire halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30037768)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: brass haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Nubile Rough-skinned Ape Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: motley sepia azn idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Cracking judgmental point brethren

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Puce 180 Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Nubile Rough-skinned Ape Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Jet charismatic chapel psychic

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: soggy market selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Bearded maniacal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43769855)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Obsidian Swashbuckling Garrison

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Sadistic senate legend

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Chocolate heady hospital

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring blood rage forum

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Nubile Rough-skinned Ape Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39668539)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: frisky house windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Disturbing disgusting stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41394435)



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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
Author: Disturbing disgusting stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41564033)



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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42119664)



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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: Indecent high-end space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42565542)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42711914)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: Indecent high-end space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42714853)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Disturbing disgusting stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42822849)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Vibrant field

rip colin powell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43289786)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Naked Coldplay Fan School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45778659)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: bipolar casino patrolman

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: garnet orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47860756)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone marvelous volcanic crater candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46373918)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed mother theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46981225)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: galvanic lilac theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46928183)



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Date: January 27th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Bearded maniacal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48594017)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Bearded maniacal brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49463264)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Stirring sinister pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49463285)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Twinkling diverse hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49463459)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 5:52 AM
Author: .,,,,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,.:.;.:.,:.: (✅🍑)




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