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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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i came at 'dad bods'
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: maize black woman

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic Office

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Tan place of business blood rage

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: harsh fiercely-loyal church



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Misunderstood sepia main people

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Very Tactful Dopamine



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Laughsome dull crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: harsh fiercely-loyal church

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: vigorous meetinghouse

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Purple hideous hall psychic

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Internet-worthy salmon hospital cuckold

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: maize black woman

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Lascivious Brilliant Pit Jap

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: maize black woman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Very Tactful Dopamine



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: zippy buff forum boiling water



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: maize black woman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Brilliant Pit Jap



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: maize black woman

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Violet potus persian



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Drab ungodly abode



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise cruise ship round eye



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Flirting trump supporter address

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Passionate son of senegal

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Electric theater stage skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Passionate son of senegal

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Pale hairless giraffe

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Cream degenerate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Lascivious Brilliant Pit Jap

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: gold international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Crusty theater sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Rebellious scourge upon the earth field

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: underhanded telephone

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: godawful brunch ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: abnormal party of the first part locale

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy site wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored national security agency

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Violet potus persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Thriller buck-toothed national famous landscape painting

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Marvelous Twinkling Pisswyrm

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling step-uncle's house elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Rebellious scourge upon the earth field

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored national security agency

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Rebellious scourge upon the earth field

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: maize black woman

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Rebellious scourge upon the earth field

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: maize black woman

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Rebellious scourge upon the earth field

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: maize black woman

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: maize black woman

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: abnormal party of the first part locale

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: exciting walnut old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: abnormal party of the first part locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Coiffed Khaki Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Onyx wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Peach vibrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Aggressive mad cow disease mother

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Vengeful newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: maize black woman

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: titillating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Maroon razzle parlour milk

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Maroon razzle parlour milk

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: maize black woman

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: exciting walnut old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Alcoholic Office

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: exciting walnut old irish cottage

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Very Tactful Dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: charismatic pervert plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: amber house-broken genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Rigpig Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: amber house-broken genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Slimy Bright Legend

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: maize black woman

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Lime Boyish Station

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Slimy Bright Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Lime Boyish Station

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: burgundy azn tattoo

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: zippy buff forum boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: maize black woman

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Lime Boyish Station

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: bronze shaky theatre

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Lascivious Brilliant Pit Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: titillating school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Purple hideous hall psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Judgmental Property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling step-uncle's house elastic band

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Bisexual nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Floppy Trailer Park Keepsake Machete

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: sinister preventive strike kitty

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: lilac market roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Peach vibrant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Filthy Saffron Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: plum balding parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: histrionic lemon base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: gold international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: sinister preventive strike kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: maize black woman

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Filthy Saffron Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: turquoise coffee pot codepig

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: maize black woman

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: maize black woman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Supple sound barrier piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: plum balding parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: abnormal party of the first part locale

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: bronze shaky theatre

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Odious Boistinker

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Supple sound barrier piazza

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: underhanded telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Pale hairless giraffe

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Arousing native

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Rebellious scourge upon the earth field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Orchid disturbing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Talking Spot

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: abnormal party of the first part locale

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: maize black woman

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Purple hideous hall psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Flirting trump supporter address

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: dead stag film ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Cerebral Impertinent Selfie

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Rebellious scourge upon the earth field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: frozen death wish

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: dead stag film ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: underhanded telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: pink hilarious gunner shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: pink hilarious gunner shitlib

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Judgmental Property

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Brilliant Pit Jap

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Insane resort water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: exciting walnut old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: underhanded telephone

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Bisexual nibblets

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Arousing native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: plum balding parlor sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Rigpig Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: dead stag film ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: plum balding parlor sweet tailpipe

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: godawful brunch ladyboy

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Rose Electric Furnace

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Translucent appetizing state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: pearl aromatic mood

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: plum balding parlor sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Comical Range

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: honey-headed heaven gaming laptop

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: underhanded telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: geriatric goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: french doctorate house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: french doctorate house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Lascivious Brilliant Pit Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: sinister preventive strike kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Cerebral Impertinent Selfie

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Orange Cracking School Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: charismatic pervert plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Rigpig Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring point mediation

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Pale hairless giraffe

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Free-loading Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Free-loading Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Purple hideous hall psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Deranged Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: maize black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Charcoal multi-colored national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Rough-skinned infuriating principal's office macaca

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Arousing native

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Arousing native

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Laughsome dull crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: stirring soggy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Nighttime jewess institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle silver laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: unholy azure menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: Cream degenerate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle silver laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Heady location regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Midnight Cowboy (Christmas!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Mewling Medicated Incel

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Alcoholic Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic Office

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: exciting walnut old irish cottage

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Violent set mental disorder

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Drab ungodly abode

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Drab ungodly abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Gaped Garrison Rigor

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Amethyst contagious box office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Amethyst contagious box office stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: copper senate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: amber house-broken genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Talking Spot

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Pontificating Lay Yarmulke

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Ruddy Stead Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: amber house-broken genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: pearl aromatic mood



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: abusive haunted graveyard temple



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Rigpig Space

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: excitant cobalt windowlicker



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: amber house-broken genital piercing



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Impertinent Selfie



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: razzmatazz knife



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: excitant cobalt windowlicker



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: motley ruby sanctuary fanboi



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: brass juggernaut

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: bipolar bawdyhouse



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: amber house-broken genital piercing



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Drab ungodly abode



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: excitant cobalt windowlicker



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: clear dilemma



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic Office



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: clear dilemma



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: underhanded telephone



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: razzmatazz knife



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle silver laser beams



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: unholy azure menage



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Curious Fighting Home Fat Ankles



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Talking Spot

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: concupiscible chocolate puppy factory reset button



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: charismatic pervert plaza

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: maize black woman



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: lavender irradiated shrine patrolman



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Magical personal credit line

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: slippery whorehouse



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: charismatic pervert plaza



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