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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
well-lubricated public bath masturbator
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
Green garrison
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arri...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
heady sanctuary faggotry
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
well-lubricated public bath masturbator
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well whtever it is, its 180
heady sanctuary faggotry
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
well-lubricated public bath masturbator
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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compliments on this moniker
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://...
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast
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A billion Thank you for this!
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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still crack up every time I think of this line
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heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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will u ever finish the story
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180
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probably his masterwork
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal reading party theater stage

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Aqua forum

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: hateful excitant antidepressant drug hospital



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Supple Meetinghouse

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: bespoke drab digit ratio



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: hateful excitant antidepressant drug hospital

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Green garrison

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: racy people who are hurt church

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: laughsome cordovan death wish

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Lake plaza

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Cocky comical feces casino



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Lake plaza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: spruce concupiscible jew



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Galvanic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30261105)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: charismatic jap community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: navy sinister legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: diverse half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal reading party theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Deep offensive patrolman space

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Flickering Indian Lodge Dysfunction

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Sick Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Flickering Indian Lodge Dysfunction

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: mischievous burgundy center black woman

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: bipolar friendly grandma tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Lake plaza

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone volcanic crater windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: harsh degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: heady sanctuary faggotry

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Glittery New Version

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: Frozen mahogany codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted sapphire partner

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Dun Bat-shit-crazy Brunch Party Of The First Part

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Pearl Talented Gaping

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: spruce concupiscible jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Frisky Gaming Laptop

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: walnut effete organic girlfriend menage

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Titillating Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: heady sanctuary faggotry

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Pearl Talented Gaping

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: heady sanctuary faggotry

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: heady sanctuary faggotry

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: heady sanctuary faggotry

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted sapphire partner

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Cracking crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted sapphire partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Pearl Talented Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Ruby property background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Arousing slimy hairy legs kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Trip tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Plum ape boltzmann

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: magenta set police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: startled black foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Electric station macaca

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Electric station macaca

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal reading party theater stage

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Sable aphrodisiac box office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Nudist white mad-dog skullcap university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: French fighting kitty cat water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: adventurous haunted graveyard range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: French fighting kitty cat water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Poppy Resort French Chef

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Hyperactive native

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Poppy Resort French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Hyperactive native

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: boyish bonkers dingle berry coldplay fan

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Cocky comical feces casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive native

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Federal bateful mediation

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Lake plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: startled black foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: racy people who are hurt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Rusted swashbuckling address trust fund

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Titillating Azn

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz iridescent fortuitous meteor headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: contagious locale genital piercing

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: salmon cuckold scourge upon the earth

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle zombie-like orchestra pit hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Trip tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Maize ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: navy sinister legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Impertinent Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Sticky light generalized bond point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone volcanic crater windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: salmon cuckold scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Maize ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Abnormal coffee pot parlour

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Wine Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Impertinent Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted sapphire partner

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Federal bateful mediation

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Duck-like Chocolate Parlor

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Wine Spot

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Glittery New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: mischievous burgundy center black woman

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: khaki disrespectful step-uncle's house

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: heady sanctuary faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Talking church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Odious smoky telephone puppy

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted sapphire partner

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: racy people who are hurt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Deep offensive patrolman space

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: cyan theater toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Vibrant Rough-skinned Heaven Lettuce

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: heady sanctuary faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: histrionic brilliant school cafeteria really tough guy

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: cyan theater toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Glittery New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Pearly Nighttime Site Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Pearly Nighttime Site Deer Antler

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Rusted swashbuckling address trust fund

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Lake plaza

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Pearl Talented Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: violet marvelous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Cracking crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Glittery New Version

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz iridescent fortuitous meteor headpube

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: khaki disrespectful step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Impertinent Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: adventurous haunted graveyard range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: cyan theater toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Impertinent Halford

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: Frozen mahogany codepig

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: high-end lodge pisswyrm

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: dashing red faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: zippy glassy alpha temple

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Impertinent Halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: nubile house

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stead

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Glittery New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Pearl Talented Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: opaque gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: obsidian beady-eyed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: obsidian beady-eyed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Lake plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: salmon cuckold scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Rough-skinned Heaven Lettuce

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: vigorous rehab pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Nudist white mad-dog skullcap university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: adventurous haunted graveyard range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Razzle Flatulent Lay

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: mischievous burgundy center black woman

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: buff pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: buff pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: racy people who are hurt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Pearl Talented Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal reading party theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: curious hairless marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: Pearl Talented Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: chestnut persian

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: khaki disrespectful step-uncle's house

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: khaki disrespectful step-uncle's house

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: bespoke drab digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: provocative hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: lascivious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: diverse half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: fluffy passionate bawdyhouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: bipolar friendly grandma tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: diverse half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Carnelian confused personal credit line home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: sooty striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: racy people who are hurt church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Stirring Abode

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal reading party theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal reading party theater stage

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Cracking crackhouse

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: 180 corner toilet seat

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Galvanic indirect expression

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Galvanic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: silver chapel

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: charismatic jap community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: stimulating theatre newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: stimulating theatre newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: crimson floppy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: French fighting kitty cat water buffalo

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Odious smoky telephone puppy

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: exhilarant shrine

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Flushed multi-billionaire sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: French fighting kitty cat water buffalo

Please come back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: zippy glassy alpha temple



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Irradiated alcoholic base regret



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: adventurous haunted graveyard range

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: Cobalt National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35468015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: French fighting kitty cat water buffalo



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Vibrant Rough-skinned Heaven Lettuce



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Maroon kitty



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: Cobalt National



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored Magical Locus



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Cowardly Puce Stage

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37168407)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: charismatic jap community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41800098)



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: French fighting kitty cat water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42064856)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Galvanic indirect expression



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Cobalt National



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49992241)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: Sienna milk



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal reading party theater stage



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Sienna milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38642110)



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Glittery New Version



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Maroon kitty



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: diverse half-breed



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: fluffy passionate bawdyhouse selfie



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: pink office nowag



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Odious smoky telephone puppy

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46028506)



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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Cerise alcoholic whorehouse mental disorder



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Nudist white mad-dog skullcap university

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated public bath masturbator



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: citrine affirmative action dog poop



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Emerald aromatic senate

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48234121)



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: exciting copper trailer park goal in life



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Nudist white mad-dog skullcap university



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