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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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slate heady national
  08/14/13
tell me
Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
lol tyft
adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Vigorous Faggotry
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
zippy station deer antler
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Translucent Thirsty Double Fault Dopamine
  05/12/15
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Concupiscible alcoholic giraffe field
  05/12/15
so underrated
Adventurous Fishy Hell Sweet Tailpipe
  01/19/16
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obsidian sticky goal in life
  06/07/17
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Glittery Doctorate
  03/31/18
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Boyish spruce chapel
  07/18/18
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sable school
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bateful lilac set useless brakes
  12/16/21
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brass rehab international law enforcement agency
  02/16/23
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Angry University Foreskin
  12/11/24
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red multi-billionaire market
  06/11/25
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olive galvanic library
  08/12/25
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Purple kitty cat senate
  08/12/25
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red multi-billionaire market
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Canary offensive round eye chad
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Glassy lodge
  08/14/13
lmao
Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy
  05/12/15
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burgundy public bath
  12/11/24
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Angry University Foreskin
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Canary offensive round eye chad
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
tan deranged quadroon brethren
  08/14/13
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adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Sickened cracking space
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
rofl
Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy
  08/14/13
180
bateful lilac set useless brakes
  08/14/13
rofl
Seedy philosopher-king shitlib
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Stimulating karate ticket booth
  08/14/13
lol
Motley cuckoldry jap
  08/14/13
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slimy selfie nowag
  08/14/13
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obsidian sticky goal in life
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lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap
  03/24/21
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brass rehab international law enforcement agency
  02/16/23
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olive galvanic library
  08/12/25
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sepia resort people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
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sepia resort people who are hurt
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Glassy lodge
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
sepia resort people who are hurt
  08/14/13
best of thread
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
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razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
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Angry University Foreskin
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Angry University Foreskin
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
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adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
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adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Very tactful painfully honest center electric furnace
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Glassy lodge
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
arousing bright site community account
  08/14/13
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Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy
  08/14/13
180
Vibrant sapphire point
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Brindle narrow-minded address toaster
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slimy selfie nowag
  08/15/13
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slate heady national
  08/17/13
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Translucent Thirsty Double Fault Dopamine
  01/19/16
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Glittery Doctorate
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
arousing bright site community account
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
lol
Spectacular Parlour Fortuitous Meteor
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
sepia resort people who are hurt
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
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razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
puce trailer park
  08/14/13
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racy judgmental degenerate
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
sepia resort people who are hurt
  08/14/13
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Charcoal state
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
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razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
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chartreuse comical area
  09/11/13
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chartreuse comical area
  02/16/23
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lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
greedy razzle-dazzle death wish
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Floppy office
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Sickened cracking space
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Sickened cracking space
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
bateful lilac set useless brakes
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
disgusting irradiated lettuce
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Mind-boggling Ebony Roast Beef Tanning Salon
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Floppy office
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
greedy razzle-dazzle death wish
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
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Up-to-no-good disrespectful garrison
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Floppy office
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Floppy office
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Floppy office
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Floppy office
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Floppy office
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Floppy office
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
whatever
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
learning disabled lake cruise ship
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
sepia resort people who are hurt
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
lol
Vibrant sapphire point
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
180
bateful lilac set useless brakes
  08/14/13
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180 bbw
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
sepia resort people who are hurt
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Thriller range pervert
  08/14/13
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Thriller range pervert
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
bateful lilac set useless brakes
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
bateful lilac set useless brakes
  08/14/13
lol tyft
adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
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supple institution
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Vibrant sapphire point
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Ruddy New Version Business Firm
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Excitant church
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
bateful lilac set useless brakes
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
bateful lilac set useless brakes
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
bateful lilac set useless brakes
  08/14/13
165
Bearded place of business home
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
lmao
adulterous casino candlestick maker
  08/14/13
...
Up-to-no-good disrespectful garrison
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
dashing nursing home hunting ground
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
aromatic abode filthpig
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
slate heady national
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
slate heady national
  08/14/13
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Thriller range pervert
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
Pics?
magical menage boistinker
  08/14/13
link?
burgundy public bath
  08/17/13
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Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Beady-eyed Well-lubricated Friendly Grandma Kitchen
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
clear police squad
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Misanthropic wonderful dragon
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Big-titted turdskin
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Big-titted turdskin
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Big-titted turdskin
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
effete heaven
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Big-titted turdskin
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Avocado multi-colored roommate boltzmann
  08/14/13
Underrated
Bearded place of business home
  08/15/13
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obsidian sticky goal in life
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
effete heaven
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Avocado multi-colored roommate boltzmann
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
wild laughsome native son of senegal
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
razzmatazz maize stead
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Green Cuckold Mood
  08/14/13
lol
Motley cuckoldry jap
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Green Cuckold Mood
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Motley cuckoldry jap
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Green Cuckold Mood
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
effete heaven
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Titillating topaz masturbator shrine
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
greedy razzle-dazzle death wish
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Milky Trip Azn
  08/14/13
180
carmine marketing idea cuck
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Motley cuckoldry jap
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
slimy selfie nowag
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Motley cuckoldry jap
  08/14/13
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vivacious bawdyhouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
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passionate den tank
  08/14/13
180
Big-titted turdskin
  08/14/13
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Avocado multi-colored roommate boltzmann
  08/15/13
...
Misanthropic wonderful dragon
  08/17/13
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bipolar harsh potus
  09/11/13
Lmao
High-end contagious idiot base
  06/07/17
...
olive galvanic library
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Fragrant rusted stag film
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
vivacious bawdyhouse really tough guy
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Exhilarant dysfunction
  08/14/13
lol
Big-titted turdskin
  08/14/13
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appetizing bespoke church building water buffalo
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Big Forum Organic Girlfriend
  08/14/13
180
soul-stirring mediation crackhouse
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
hairless love of her life
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Histrionic unhinged orchestra pit patrolman
  08/17/13
poignant
Pontificating balding skinny woman prole
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Coiffed Poppy Sound Barrier
  08/17/13
...
vivacious bawdyhouse really tough guy
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
bipolar harsh potus
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
chartreuse comical area
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
wild laughsome native son of senegal
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
zippy station deer antler
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
jade rigor
  12/28/13
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Awkward toilet seat location
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Impressive theater stage
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Frisky naked indian lodge alpha
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
scarlet scourge upon the earth rigpig
  03/10/14
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Translucent Thirsty Double Fault Dopamine
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
puce trailer park
  05/12/15
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Twisted cerise corn cake
  01/19/16
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slimy selfie nowag
  10/25/17
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burgundy public bath
  11/29/15
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burgundy public bath
  12/23/15
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Translucent Thirsty Double Fault Dopamine
  01/05/16
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burgundy public bath
  03/13/16
I want pizza
cerebral hospital
  06/07/17
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Twisted cerise corn cake
  09/22/17
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slate heady national
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
primrose plaza fanboi
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
stirring stubborn locus puppy
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
primrose plaza fanboi
  07/18/18
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lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap
  04/30/19
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burgundy public bath
  06/21/20
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burgundy public bath
  06/23/20
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odious iridescent famous landscape painting stage
  07/11/20
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lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap
  12/16/21
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lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: slate heady national



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: slate heady national

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Faggotry

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: zippy station deer antler

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Translucent Thirsty Double Fault Dopamine

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible alcoholic giraffe field



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Adventurous Fishy Hell Sweet Tailpipe

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: obsidian sticky goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Glittery Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Boyish spruce chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: sable school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: brass rehab international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Angry University Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: red multi-billionaire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: olive galvanic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Purple kitty cat senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: red multi-billionaire market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Canary offensive round eye chad

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Glassy lodge

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Angry University Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Canary offensive round eye chad

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: tan deranged quadroon brethren

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: slate heady national

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Sickened cracking space

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: slate heady national

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: slate heady national

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: slate heady national

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Seedy philosopher-king shitlib

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Stimulating karate ticket booth

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Motley cuckoldry jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: slimy selfie nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: obsidian sticky goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: brass rehab international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: olive galvanic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: sepia resort people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: sepia resort people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: slate heady national

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Glassy lodge

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: sepia resort people who are hurt

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Angry University Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Angry University Foreskin

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: slate heady national

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: slate heady national

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: slate heady national

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Very tactful painfully honest center electric furnace

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Glassy lodge

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: arousing bright site community account

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Vibrant sapphire point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Brindle narrow-minded address toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: slimy selfie nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: slate heady national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Translucent Thirsty Double Fault Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Glittery Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: arousing bright site community account

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Spectacular Parlour Fortuitous Meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: slate heady national

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: sepia resort people who are hurt

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: puce trailer park

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: racy judgmental degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: slate heady national

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: sepia resort people who are hurt

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Charcoal state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: slate heady national

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: slate heady national

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: chartreuse comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: chartreuse comical area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: slate heady national

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: greedy razzle-dazzle death wish

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Floppy office

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Sickened cracking space

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Sickened cracking space

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: disgusting irradiated lettuce

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Ebony Roast Beef Tanning Salon

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Floppy office

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: greedy razzle-dazzle death wish

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good disrespectful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Floppy office

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Floppy office

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Floppy office

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Floppy office

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Floppy office

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Floppy office

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: learning disabled lake cruise ship

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: sepia resort people who are hurt

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: slate heady national

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: slate heady national

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Vibrant sapphire point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: slate heady national

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: 180 bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: sepia resort people who are hurt

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: slate heady national

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: slate heady national

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Thriller range pervert

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Thriller range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: slate heady national

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: slate heady national

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: supple institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Vibrant sapphire point

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Ruddy New Version Business Firm

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Excitant church

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: bateful lilac set useless brakes

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Bearded place of business home

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: slate heady national

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: adulterous casino candlestick maker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good disrespectful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: dashing nursing home hunting ground

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: aromatic abode filthpig

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: slate heady national

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: slate heady national

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Thriller range pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: magical menage boistinker

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: burgundy public bath

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Garnet Pisswyrm Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Well-lubricated Friendly Grandma Kitchen

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: clear police squad

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful dragon

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Big-titted turdskin

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Big-titted turdskin

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Big-titted turdskin

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal chestnut preventive strike

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: effete heaven

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Big-titted turdskin

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Avocado multi-colored roommate boltzmann

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Bearded place of business home

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: obsidian sticky goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: effete heaven

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Avocado multi-colored roommate boltzmann

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: wild laughsome native son of senegal

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz maize stead

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Green Cuckold Mood

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Motley cuckoldry jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Green Cuckold Mood

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Motley cuckoldry jap

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Green Cuckold Mood

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: effete heaven

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Titillating topaz masturbator shrine

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: greedy razzle-dazzle death wish

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Milky Trip Azn

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: carmine marketing idea cuck

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Motley cuckoldry jap

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: slimy selfie nowag

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Motley cuckoldry jap

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: passionate den tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Big-titted turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Avocado multi-colored roommate boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Misanthropic wonderful dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: bipolar harsh potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: High-end contagious idiot base

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: olive galvanic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Fragrant rusted stag film

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse really tough guy

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant dysfunction

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Big-titted turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: appetizing bespoke church building water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Big Forum Organic Girlfriend

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: soul-stirring mediation crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: hairless love of her life

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Histrionic unhinged orchestra pit patrolman

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Pontificating balding skinny woman prole

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Coiffed Poppy Sound Barrier

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: vivacious bawdyhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: bipolar harsh potus

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: chartreuse comical area

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: wild laughsome native son of senegal

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: zippy station deer antler

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: jade rigor

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Awkward toilet seat location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Impressive theater stage

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Frisky naked indian lodge alpha

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth rigpig

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Translucent Thirsty Double Fault Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: puce trailer park

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Twisted cerise corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: slimy selfie nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Translucent Thirsty Double Fault Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: cerebral hospital

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Twisted cerise corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: slate heady national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: primrose plaza fanboi

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: stirring stubborn locus puppy

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: primrose plaza fanboi

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: burgundy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: odious iridescent famous landscape painting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: lascivious opaque hall mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44198924)