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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
comical sadistic abode foreskin
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Honey-headed mental disorder kitchen
  11/29/25
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Fuchsia stimulating chad sweet tailpipe
  11/29/25
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Honey-headed mental disorder kitchen
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Honey-headed mental disorder kitchen
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Poppy black woman
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
comical sadistic abode foreskin
  11/29/25
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Fuchsia stimulating chad sweet tailpipe
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Cowardly bossy piazza
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
comical sadistic abode foreskin
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Cowardly bossy piazza
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Ocher razzmatazz native
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Primrose domesticated halford
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Swashbuckling pocket flask associate
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
comical sadistic abode foreskin
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
sick boltzmann tanning salon
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
wonderful ruddy circlehead
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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Cowardly bossy piazza
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Turquoise Haunting Resort
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Poppy black woman
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Cerebral Lodge Psychic
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Poppy black woman
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Filthy passionate garrison candlestick maker
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Ozzie Canseco
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: comical sadistic abode foreskin

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Honey-headed mental disorder kitchen

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Fuchsia stimulating chad sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Honey-headed mental disorder kitchen



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: trip range



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed mental disorder kitchen



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Poppy black woman

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: comical sadistic abode foreskin

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Fuchsia stimulating chad sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Cowardly bossy piazza

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: comical sadistic abode foreskin

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Cowardly bossy piazza

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Ocher razzmatazz native

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Primrose domesticated halford

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pocket flask associate

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: comical sadistic abode foreskin

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: sick boltzmann tanning salon

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: wonderful ruddy circlehead

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: sick boltzmann tanning salon

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Cowardly bossy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Turquoise Haunting Resort

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Poppy black woman

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Lodge Psychic

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Poppy black woman

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Filthy passionate garrison candlestick maker

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49490766)