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My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter ...
Bonkers soul-stirring mood
  12/28/25
I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp
Marvelous dilemma
  12/28/25
This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her ...
Bonkers soul-stirring mood
  12/28/25
Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere
Marvelous dilemma
  12/28/25
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onyx market
  12/28/25
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snowy razzle principal's office legend
  12/28/25
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duck-like rose abode telephone
  12/28/25
so why did he get fired?
Charismatic infuriating heaven
  12/28/25
He choked and sexually touched an associate.
Bonkers soul-stirring mood
  12/28/25
i'm sexually touching myself rn so what
Charismatic infuriating heaven
  12/28/25
Did u wipe?
duck-like rose abode telephone
  12/28/25
hdy
Charismatic infuriating heaven
  12/28/25
I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around...
buck-toothed home
  12/28/25
Sound like you're a good later to me
Marvelous dilemma
  12/28/25
OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next &ld...
khaki institution
  12/28/25
u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.
big blue feces state
  12/28/25
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poppy goyim
  12/28/25
Guessing he was a shortmo
geriatric unhinged pervert whorehouse
  12/28/25
So, did she
pink twisted toaster crackhouse
  12/28/25
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cream resort dingle berry
  12/28/25
cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the i...
mint scourge upon the earth
  12/28/25
It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs tha...
Fragrant Doobsian Point
  12/28/25
Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour bi...
buck-toothed home
  12/28/25
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Fragrant Doobsian Point
  12/28/25
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zoomer sexuality expert
  12/31/25
He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s ove...
Bonkers soul-stirring mood
  12/28/25
what's his moniker?
Bright comical electric furnace
  12/28/25
https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg
onyx market
  12/28/25


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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: Bonkers soul-stirring mood

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544294)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Marvelous dilemma

I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544296)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Bonkers soul-stirring mood

This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.

Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544305)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: Marvelous dilemma

Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544307)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: onyx market



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: snowy razzle principal's office legend



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: duck-like rose abode telephone



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: Charismatic infuriating heaven

so why did he get fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544301)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Bonkers soul-stirring mood

He choked and sexually touched an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544306)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Charismatic infuriating heaven

i'm sexually touching myself rn so what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544308)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: duck-like rose abode telephone

Did u wipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544321)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Charismatic infuriating heaven

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544324)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: buck-toothed home

I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544302)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Marvelous dilemma

Sound like you're a good later to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544303)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: khaki institution

OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544326)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: big blue feces state

u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544313)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: poppy goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544403)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: geriatric unhinged pervert whorehouse

Guessing he was a shortmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544479)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: pink twisted toaster crackhouse

So, did she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545092)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: cream resort dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545095)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: mint scourge upon the earth

cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545099)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Fragrant Doobsian Point

It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.

Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545113)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: buck-toothed home

Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.

This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545158)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Doobsian Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545211)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49551826)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Bonkers soul-stirring mood

He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545195)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Bright comical electric furnace

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545163)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: onyx market

https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545883)