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My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter ...
Zippy Affirmative Action Public Bath
  12/28/25
I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp
Vibrant narrow-minded corner
  12/28/25
This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her ...
Zippy Affirmative Action Public Bath
  12/28/25
Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere
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  12/28/25
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  12/28/25
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  12/28/25
so why did he get fired?
Arrogant adventurous skinny woman
  12/28/25
He choked and sexually touched an associate.
Zippy Affirmative Action Public Bath
  12/28/25
i'm sexually touching myself rn so what
Arrogant adventurous skinny woman
  12/28/25
Did u wipe?
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  12/28/25
hdy
Arrogant adventurous skinny woman
  12/28/25
I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around...
Provocative telephone
  12/28/25
Sound like you're a good later to me
Vibrant narrow-minded corner
  12/28/25
OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next &ld...
Aquamarine Thriller Legend Hall
  12/28/25
u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.
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  12/28/25
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  12/28/25
Guessing he was a shortmo
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  12/28/25
So, did she
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  12/28/25
cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the i...
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  12/28/25
It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs tha...
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  12/28/25
Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour bi...
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  12/28/25
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  12/28/25
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  12/31/25
He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s ove...
Zippy Affirmative Action Public Bath
  12/28/25
what's his moniker?
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  12/28/25
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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: Zippy Affirmative Action Public Bath

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544294)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Vibrant narrow-minded corner

I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544296)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Zippy Affirmative Action Public Bath

This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.

Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544305)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: Vibrant narrow-minded corner

Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544307)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: gay factory reset button



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Maniacal stimulating orchestra pit



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: floppy gay wizard brunch



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: Arrogant adventurous skinny woman

so why did he get fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544301)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Zippy Affirmative Action Public Bath

He choked and sexually touched an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544306)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: Arrogant adventurous skinny woman

i'm sexually touching myself rn so what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544308)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: floppy gay wizard brunch

Did u wipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544321)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Arrogant adventurous skinny woman

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544324)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Provocative telephone

I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544302)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Vibrant narrow-minded corner

Sound like you're a good later to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544303)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Aquamarine Thriller Legend Hall

OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544326)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring sanctuary people who are hurt

u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544313)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: comical buff selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544403)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: fear-inspiring out-of-control reading party

Guessing he was a shortmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544479)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: naked mildly autistic whorehouse water buffalo

So, did she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545092)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: territorial bistre hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545095)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Odious judgmental puppy office

cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545099)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Brilliant volcanic crater plaza

It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.

Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545113)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Provocative telephone

Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.

This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545158)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Brilliant volcanic crater plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545211)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: autistic red theater pisswyrm



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Zippy Affirmative Action Public Bath

He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545195)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Thirsty cream stead

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545163)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: gay factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49545883)