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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
chest-beating station
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
exciting scarlet point fat ankles
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
chest-beating station
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
exciting scarlet point fat ankles
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference
  09/10/24
Same
bistre dilemma
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
chest-beating station
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
chest-beating station
  09/10/24
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exciting scarlet point fat ankles
  09/10/24
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Carnelian titillating telephone
  09/10/24
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vermilion rough-skinned space codepig
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
exciting scarlet point fat ankles
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
ultramarine out-of-control bawdyhouse
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
grizzly associate voyeur
  09/10/24
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chest-beating station
  09/10/24
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walnut striped hyena fortuitous meteor
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference
  09/10/24
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passionate big-titted gaping
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
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hyperventilating famous landscape painting internal respiration
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hyperventilating famous landscape painting internal respiration
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
trip low-t casino rigpig
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
chest-beating station
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Pale nowag abode
  11/26/24
1800000
Tantric splenetic circlehead
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: chest-beating station

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: exciting scarlet point fat ankles

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: chest-beating station

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: exciting scarlet point fat ankles

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: bistre dilemma

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: chest-beating station

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: chest-beating station

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: exciting scarlet point fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Carnelian titillating telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: vermilion rough-skinned space codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: exciting scarlet point fat ankles

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: ultramarine out-of-control bawdyhouse

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: grizzly associate voyeur

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: chest-beating station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: walnut striped hyena fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Gay Drunken Theater Athletic Conference

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: passionate big-titted gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: hyperventilating famous landscape painting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating famous landscape painting internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: trip low-t casino rigpig

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: chest-beating station

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Pale nowag abode

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Tantric splenetic circlehead

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49736580)