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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
dashing mint university sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Stubborn degenerate parlor
  11/29/25
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poppy temple
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Stubborn degenerate parlor
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Drab property
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Stubborn degenerate parlor
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Cerebral Bat-shit-crazy Fat Ankles Feces
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
dashing mint university sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
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poppy temple
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
sadistic exciting shrine hairy legs
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
dashing mint university sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
sadistic exciting shrine hairy legs
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
hilarious parlour dingle berry
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
pungent stirring organic girlfriend
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
comical hospital messiness
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
dashing mint university sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Rough-skinned arousing senate mood
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Diverse slate house cuckold
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Rough-skinned arousing senate mood
  11/29/25
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sadistic exciting shrine hairy legs
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
White ape
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Cerebral Bat-shit-crazy Fat Ankles Feces
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Elite topaz volcanic crater lay
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Cerebral Bat-shit-crazy Fat Ankles Feces
  11/29/25
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concupiscible emerald background story filthpig
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Talented dilemma
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
angry theatre
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
salmon cuckoldry
  12/04/25
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Fishy exhilarant garrison
  12/04/25
Approved
Purple passionate shitlib menage
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
poppy temple
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
dashing mint university sneaky criminal
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: dashing mint university sneaky criminal

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Stubborn degenerate parlor

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: poppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469506)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Stubborn degenerate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469529)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Drab property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470254)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Stubborn degenerate parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49471195)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Cerebral Bat-shit-crazy Fat Ankles Feces

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: dashing mint university sneaky criminal

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: poppy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: sadistic exciting shrine hairy legs

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: dashing mint university sneaky criminal

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: sadistic exciting shrine hairy legs

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: hilarious parlour dingle berry

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: pungent stirring organic girlfriend

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: comical hospital messiness

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: dashing mint university sneaky criminal

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Rough-skinned arousing senate mood

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Diverse slate house cuckold

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Rough-skinned arousing senate mood

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: sadistic exciting shrine hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: White ape

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Bat-shit-crazy Fat Ankles Feces

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Elite topaz volcanic crater lay

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Bat-shit-crazy Fat Ankles Feces

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: concupiscible emerald background story filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Talented dilemma

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: angry theatre

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: salmon cuckoldry

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Fishy exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Purple passionate shitlib menage

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: poppy temple

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: dashing mint university sneaky criminal

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49490766)