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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
multi-colored home clown
  07/17/22
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Ruby heaven
  07/17/22
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Cracking really tough guy
  07/17/22
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cream vigorous scourge upon the earth roommate
  07/18/22
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multi-colored home clown
  09/29/22
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multi-colored home clown
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
cerebral public bath gaming laptop
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
cerebral public bath gaming laptop
  01/07/23
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cream vigorous scourge upon the earth roommate
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
odious angry son of senegal travel guidebook
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
odious angry son of senegal travel guidebook
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Maize church building athletic conference
  03/18/23
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multi-colored home clown
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
odious angry son of senegal travel guidebook
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
fragrant liquid oxygen water buffalo
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
Clear seedy business firm blood rage
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Thriller Mad Cow Disease Electric Furnace
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  08/23/24
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Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Concupiscible marketing idea
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Nighttime Glassy National Security Agency
  09/28/24
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multi-colored home clown
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
silver place of business
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
Dun aromatic box office
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: multi-colored home clown

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Ruby heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Cracking really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: cream vigorous scourge upon the earth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: multi-colored home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: multi-colored home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: cerebral public bath gaming laptop

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: cerebral public bath gaming laptop

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: cream vigorous scourge upon the earth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: odious angry son of senegal travel guidebook

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: odious angry son of senegal travel guidebook

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Maize church building athletic conference

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: multi-colored home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: odious angry son of senegal travel guidebook

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: fragrant liquid oxygen water buffalo

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Clear seedy business firm blood rage

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Thriller Mad Cow Disease Electric Furnace

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible marketing idea

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Nighttime Glassy National Security Agency

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: multi-colored home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Boyish pea-brained whorehouse death wish

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: silver place of business

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Dun aromatic box office

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49932244)