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Angry Theatre
  06/23/26
up 0.35% in my main account.
Vivacious Mental Disorder
  06/23/26
nice, how?
Angry Theatre
  06/23/26
It's an extremely boring tech-lite dividend growth portfolio...
Vivacious Mental Disorder
  06/23/26
Literally no idea. You guise are cucks to ur number
exhilarant judgmental home ratface
  06/23/26
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Know-it-all concupiscible idiot
  06/23/26
i'm not a number i'm a human being
Vivacious Mental Disorder
  06/23/26
sure you are champ
Know-it-all concupiscible idiot
  06/23/26
You guys don't just VTI/VTSAX and chill? Trying to pick indi...
Cerebral buck-toothed state chad
  06/23/26
Irrelevant. Answer the op faggot
Black Preventive Strike Trailer Park
  06/23/26
market cap weighted index funds are going to collapse and it...
Vivacious Mental Disorder
  06/23/26
My investments would be the least of my worries in that scen...
Cerebral buck-toothed state chad
  06/23/26
I'll be fine, I own some Smith & Wesson Brands Inc (SWBI...
olive step-uncle's house
  06/23/26
think you'd be better off with the ammo and the soup than cl...
light big reading party gas station
  06/23/26
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Milky misanthropic idea he suggested
  06/23/26
I designed a retirement strategy that I think is good and th...
Thirsty Base
  06/24/26
-1.58% FURK THESE BLOODY BASTARDS
Black Preventive Strike Trailer Park
  06/23/26
dunno and dunno how do find out
Sooty contagious mother
  06/23/26
0.79%
comical library
  06/23/26
1.7% almost entirely in VT
coiffed trust fund sanctuary
  06/23/26
I'm up 1.17% (mostly in dividend stocks at the moment, inclu...
Thirsty Base
  06/23/26
I'm in GIS (and CAG, lol) in my play-around account but I do...
Vivacious Mental Disorder
  06/23/26
I'm in GIS, CAG, and KHC. KHC has been doing a gain/loss yo...
Thirsty Base
  06/23/26
-2.08%
jet lodge weed whacker
  06/23/26
(-2.14%)
racy orange stage
  06/23/26
You don't put a negative sign inside of a parenthetical to c...
jet lodge weed whacker
  06/23/26
He meant the OP was down -2.14%
Vivacious Mental Disorder
  06/23/26
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comical library
  06/23/26
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Stimulating fuchsia corner blood rage
  06/24/26
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vigorous son of senegal box office
  06/24/26
i copied and pasted it directly from my fidelity account
racy orange stage
  06/23/26
I put in $45k this morning, for once in my fucking life I bo...
Plum Theater Stage
  06/23/26
Down 5% you fucking pussies. Wah muh vanguard. John Bogle di...
Shimmering crackhouse cuckoldry
  06/23/26
I, along with the rest of President Trump's Cabinet, went in...
pungent brethren temple
  06/23/26


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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Angry Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957882)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Vivacious Mental Disorder

up 0.35% in my main account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957886)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Angry Theatre

nice, how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957891)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Vivacious Mental Disorder

It's an extremely boring tech-lite dividend growth portfolio and all that stuff is up today. My day's winner is... BTI (+~3%).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957894)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: exhilarant judgmental home ratface

Literally no idea. You guise are cucks to ur number

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957890)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Know-it-all concupiscible idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957895)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:17 AM
Author: Vivacious Mental Disorder

i'm not a number i'm a human being

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957897)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: Know-it-all concupiscible idiot

sure you are champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957903)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Cerebral buck-toothed state chad

You guys don't just VTI/VTSAX and chill? Trying to pick individual stocks and random shit is too stressful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957911)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Black Preventive Strike Trailer Park

Irrelevant. Answer the op faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957917)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Vivacious Mental Disorder

market cap weighted index funds are going to collapse and it won't be so 'chill' going forward, lib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957930)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Cerebral buck-toothed state chad

My investments would be the least of my worries in that scenario buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957935)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: olive step-uncle's house

I'll be fine, I own some Smith & Wesson Brands Inc (SWBI) and The Campbell's Company Common Stock (CPB) for that scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957973)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: light big reading party gas station

think you'd be better off with the ammo and the soup than claims to some pieces of paper at state street in that case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958007)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Milky misanthropic idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957958)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Thirsty Base

I designed a retirement strategy that I think is good and that I want to stick to. The first part of it is to generate enough money to pay my bills. VTI/VTSAX aren't the best options for that

I understand that focusing first on growth would maximize returns, but I don't care. I do not need as much money as possible, just enough to reliably be able to retire, and I think ensuring my bills are paid without having to tap an emergency fund or investments is a desirable thing

I estimate end of 2029 as the outside date for retirement at the latest if things generally go as expected the next few years. Hopefully I can do it even earlier

Was UP yesterday; am doing -.78% at the moment this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49960473)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Black Preventive Strike Trailer Park

-1.58% FURK THESE BLOODY BASTARDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957913)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Sooty contagious mother

dunno and dunno how do find out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49957918)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: comical library

0.79%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958259)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: coiffed trust fund sanctuary

1.7% almost entirely in VT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958270)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Thirsty Base

I'm up 1.17% (mostly in dividend stocks at the moment, including several percent up today on GIS, which I recommended to Tommy during its 10 year lows).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958293)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Mental Disorder

I'm in GIS (and CAG, lol) in my play-around account but I don't trust it enough to put it in my real account. All the food brands are up big today for some reason (edit: actually I think its because some hawaiian judge struck down the SNAP junk food ban), I wouldn't get too excited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958317)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Thirsty Base

I'm in GIS, CAG, and KHC. KHC has been doing a gain/loss yo-yo for me.

GIS overall - up $2900

KHC overall - down $1021

CAG overall - down $2676

Was up a modest 1500 or so overall until KHC dumped the past few sessions. Now down ~$1k. Holding longer term and think I'll have a nice win on at least one of them

I'm also tempted by CPB at 7.5% yield, but I really don't need any more exposure to foods or an executive team that publicly shoots itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958334)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: jet lodge weed whacker

-2.08%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958325)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: racy orange stage

(-2.14%)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958329)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: jet lodge weed whacker

You don't put a negative sign inside of a parenthetical to convey a loss. You do either/or. Please revise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958332)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Mental Disorder

He meant the OP was down -2.14%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958353)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: comical library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958401)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Stimulating fuchsia corner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49960508)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: vigorous son of senegal box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49960537)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: racy orange stage

i copied and pasted it directly from my fidelity account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Plum Theater Stage

I put in $45k this morning, for once in my fucking life I bought the dip. Fully expecting it to decline again for the next month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958378)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: Shimmering crackhouse cuckoldry

Down 5% you fucking pussies. Wah muh vanguard. John Bogle died a goddamn pauper.

I'm up 30% this year though yny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958410)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: pungent brethren temple

I, along with the rest of President Trump's Cabinet, went into cash a week ago. So we are not down at all.

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https://www.hhs.gov/about/leadership/robert-kennedy.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876797&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49958418)