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*OFFICIAL XO SPECIAL OLYMPICS FINAL FOUR 2025 (luis, TBF, TSINAH, OldHLSDude)*

Due to several complaints sent to hr@autoadmit.com about MPM...
ultramarine comical useless brakes
  12/21/25
autistic, retarded, and possibly gay, tp
Alcoholic nofapping mad cow disease garrison
  12/22/25
luis vs. OldHLSDude vs. To be fair vs. TSINAH
ultramarine comical useless brakes
  12/21/25
TSINAH
Glittery parlour chad
  12/21/25
luis
beady-eyed parlor idea he suggested
  12/21/25
OldHLSDude
Vibrant background story
  12/21/25
the confirmed non-gay one
Talking bat shit crazy partner
  12/21/25
unfortunately, none of the aforementioned poasters have been...
ultramarine comical useless brakes
  12/21/25
...
brilliant trip knife range
  12/21/25
I have a fiancee (actual white woman) and I am not gay.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  12/24/25
Counterpoint: while your HOG may indeed be a genetic female ...
my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney
  12/24/25
luis but all 4 had a great year
Dark Locus Puppy
  12/21/25
tsinah
aromatic brass organic girlfriend scourge upon the earth
  12/21/25
luis
Contagious cheese-eating rehab
  12/21/25
OldHLSDude
Vivacious philosopher-king bawdyhouse
  12/21/25
so the retard version of this is done in one single round?
diverse jet-lagged personal credit line
  12/22/25
yeah its a no holds barred arena fagoff
Vibrant background story
  12/22/25
...
Contagious cheese-eating rehab
  12/22/25
...
diverse jet-lagged personal credit line
  12/22/25
Hyman and gay grandpa too
bull headed wagecucks digit ratio
  12/21/25
Gay Grandpa
Vivacious philosopher-king bawdyhouse
  12/21/25
...
ultramarine comical useless brakes
  12/21/25
...
ultramarine comical useless brakes
  12/22/25
TSINAH vs OldHLS
Alcoholic nofapping mad cow disease garrison
  12/22/25
Last day!
Vibrant background story
  12/22/25
TSINAH
mahogany slippery queen of the night native
  12/22/25
Please vote so that our retarded poasters get the recognitio...
ultramarine comical useless brakes
  12/22/25
cucumbers
Vibrant background story
  12/22/25
In true retard bowl fashion this matchup has concluded with ...
As far as they will go but even farther
  12/24/25
thanks , i'm too retarded to count. also i forgot about this...
piss daddy
  12/24/25
did we announce a winner or do all retards come in first in ...
''"'''"""'
  12/24/25
In alignment with xo’s commitment to diversity, equity...
piss daddy
  12/25/25
Beautiful ending ty
ponytail
  12/25/25
...
piss daddy
  12/25/25
Thank you for my participation trophy. I really like the fag...
OldHLSDude
  12/27/25
Faggy is what we do best
Trust If Aryan
  12/27/25


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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: ultramarine comical useless brakes

Due to several complaints sent to hr@autoadmit.com about MPM this year, Mr. Rachmiel "rach" Cohen of Cohen Benefits, Inc. (d/b/a AutoAdmit) has decided to create a more diverse, equitable, and inclusive poasting experience by providing a new, separate avenue to support poasters who were identified as having special needs. This aligns with AutoAdmit's broader commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion.

All poasters included in this competition have been identified as autistic, retarded, and possibly gay. Please vote accordingly.

This will be the ONLY round for these poasters. Voting will run through the end of 12/22/2025.

The competitors will be listed in the first reply to this thread. Please vote in that subthread only.

Happy Holidays!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527162)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic nofapping mad cow disease garrison

autistic, retarded, and possibly gay, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49530208)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: ultramarine comical useless brakes

luis vs. OldHLSDude vs. To be fair vs. TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527163)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Glittery parlour chad

TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527166)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed parlor idea he suggested

luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527169)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Vibrant background story

OldHLSDude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527171)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Talking bat shit crazy partner

the confirmed non-gay one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527178)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: ultramarine comical useless brakes

unfortunately, none of the aforementioned poasters have been confirmed to be non-gay. to err on the side of caution, i recommend viewing all of them as gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527226)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: brilliant trip knife range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527969)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I have a fiancee (actual white woman) and I am not gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49538040)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

Counterpoint: while your HOG may indeed be a genetic female of size, we know through your civil suits brought against you for your failure to pay debts that you have frequented gay bars often. That’s not exactly straight of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49538171)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Dark Locus Puppy

luis but all 4 had a great year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527180)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: aromatic brass organic girlfriend scourge upon the earth

tsinah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527187)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Contagious cheese-eating rehab

luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527586)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Vivacious philosopher-king bawdyhouse

OldHLSDude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527596)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: diverse jet-lagged personal credit line

so the retard version of this is done in one single round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531494)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

yeah its a no holds barred arena fagoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531514)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Contagious cheese-eating rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531533)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: diverse jet-lagged personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531680)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: bull headed wagecucks digit ratio

Hyman and gay grandpa too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527585)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Vivacious philosopher-king bawdyhouse

Gay Grandpa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49527597)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: ultramarine comical useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49528733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: ultramarine comical useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49530201)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic nofapping mad cow disease garrison

TSINAH vs OldHLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49530211)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

Last day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531490)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: mahogany slippery queen of the night native

TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531549)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: ultramarine comical useless brakes

Please vote so that our retarded poasters get the recognition they deserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531583)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Vibrant background story

cucumbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49531627)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

In true retard bowl fashion this matchup has concluded with either luis winning (subthread replies only) or a luis-TSINAH tie if the hanging chad who replied in his own subthread is counted. CSLG has been emailed to obtain an official ruling on the matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49537691)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: piss daddy

thanks , i'm too retarded to count. also i forgot about this .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49538021)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: ''"'''"""'

did we announce a winner or do all retards come in first in this event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49538159)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: piss daddy

In alignment with xo’s commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, everyone is a winner! This is primarily because all contestants are autistic and retarded, as mentioned in the original poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539110)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: ponytail (luis)

Beautiful ending ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539236)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: piss daddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539475)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Thank you for my participation trophy. I really like the faggy inscription, "They like me; they really like me." - S. Field

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544131)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

Faggy is what we do best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812717&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49544133)