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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Multi-colored Prole Address
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
mildly autistic striped hyena hominid
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
dull gaming laptop
  12/12/25
...
swashbuckling sickened cruise ship voyeur
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Henna Alcoholic Crotch
  12/12/25
easy
Learning Disabled Aphrodisiac Market Tattoo
  12/12/25
lol ok man
swashbuckling sickened cruise ship voyeur
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
ruby locus
  12/12/25
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Bearded Galvanic Community Account Tanning Salon
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
haunting cerise stag film mental disorder
  12/12/25
...
adulterous background story mexican
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Idiotic awkward sandwich
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
embarrassed to the bone onyx headpube piazza
  12/12/25
...
mildly autistic striped hyena hominid
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Multi-colored Prole Address
  12/12/25
...
razzle useless brakes school
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
domesticated area
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Honey-headed Comical Liquid Oxygen
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
haunting cerise stag film mental disorder
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
excitant volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
fantasy-prone glittery turdskin
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
haunting cerise stag film mental disorder
  12/12/25
tp.
excitant volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
harsh sick resort
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
fantasy-prone glittery turdskin
  12/12/25
who is that
harsh sick resort
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
ruby locus
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
ruby locus
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
vibrant shivering gas station
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
bisexual histrionic parlor kitty cat
  12/12/25
cr
swashbuckling sickened cruise ship voyeur
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Henna Alcoholic Crotch
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
soul-stirring senate
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
dull gaming laptop
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
soul-stirring senate
  12/12/25
...
swashbuckling sickened cruise ship voyeur
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
arousing splenetic stock car
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Flushed heady space
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
electric disgusting site
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Prole Address

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic striped hyena hominid

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: dull gaming laptop

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened cruise ship voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Henna Alcoholic Crotch

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Aphrodisiac Market Tattoo

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened cruise ship voyeur

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: ruby locus

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Bearded Galvanic Community Account Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: haunting cerise stag film mental disorder

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: adulterous background story mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Idiotic awkward sandwich

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone onyx headpube piazza

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic striped hyena hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored Prole Address

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: razzle useless brakes school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: domesticated area

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Comical Liquid Oxygen

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: haunting cerise stag film mental disorder

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: excitant volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone glittery turdskin

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: haunting cerise stag film mental disorder

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: excitant volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: harsh sick resort

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone glittery turdskin

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: harsh sick resort

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: ruby locus

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: ruby locus

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: vibrant shivering gas station

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bisexual histrionic parlor kitty cat

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened cruise ship voyeur

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Henna Alcoholic Crotch

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring senate

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: dull gaming laptop

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring senate

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling sickened cruise ship voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: arousing splenetic stock car

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Flushed heady space

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: electric disgusting site

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49506164)