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transparent university
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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lime goyim
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Adulterous Sex Offender Keepsake Machete
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lmfao
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slap-happy diverse theater juggernaut
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Moar!
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aphrodisiac space dingle berry
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
slate laughsome rehab
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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crimson galvanic business firm
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cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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slate laughsome rehab
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
transparent university
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
slate laughsome rehab
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
transparent university
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
slate laughsome rehab
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
transparent university
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Shit
slate laughsome rehab
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crimson galvanic business firm
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pale razzmatazz crotch stage
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slate laughsome rehab
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olive lettuce
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still going strong
olive lettuce
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(Chip Kelly)
provocative philosopher-king
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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crimson galvanic business firm
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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slate laughsome rehab
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Doobsian gunner
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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*bark aves
walnut dilemma reading party
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Flushed crackhouse
  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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titillating fear-inspiring school cafeteria
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
provocative philosopher-king
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Histrionic field
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
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Swashbuckling Overrated Cuckoldry
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
provocative philosopher-king
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
slap-happy diverse theater juggernaut
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Spruce Outnumbered Legal Warrant
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Vibrant rough-skinned gaming laptop home
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Misanthropic Base
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Doobsian gunner
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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Cracking hairless windowlicker
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
Sooty potus set
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
slate laughsome rehab
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
crawly plum church
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
slate laughsome rehab
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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provocative philosopher-king
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transparent university
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olive lettuce
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
provocative philosopher-king
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(Rick Reilly)
Adventurous piazza
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
provocative philosopher-king
  03/12/15
great thread
pink fragrant jew den
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
slap-happy diverse theater juggernaut
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Adulterous Sex Offender Keepsake Machete
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Nighttime Crystalline Party Of The First Part
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen
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onyx duck-like box office
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
olive lettuce
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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bump for Buddy
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
Dark Sexy Indian Lodge
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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crimson galvanic business firm
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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maize idea he suggested
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saffron mind-boggling jap meetinghouse
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*makes Buddy partner*
Cowardly vivacious address travel guidebook
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provocative philosopher-king
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tan international law enforcement agency weed whacker
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ruh roh
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Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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who's a good associate?
Spruce Outnumbered Legal Warrant
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
vigorous kitchen
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slate laughsome rehab
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tan international law enforcement agency weed whacker
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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slate laughsome rehab
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Doobsian gunner
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transparent university
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Vermilion passionate messiness
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Doobsian gunner
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cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon
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go Get Em!
olive lettuce
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Beady-eyed Clown Tattoo
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180^180
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Vibrant rough-skinned gaming laptop home
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transparent university
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Concupiscible Jade Hall
  01/27/18
I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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olive lettuce
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cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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slimy immigrant
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Dead Ivory French Chef Sanctuary
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underrated
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slimy immigrant
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Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
Vibrant rough-skinned gaming laptop home
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slate laughsome rehab
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Hateful Community Account
  06/03/15
Ouch
slate laughsome rehab
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Cracking hairless windowlicker
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crimson galvanic business firm
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Stimulating queen of the night prole
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Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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slimy immigrant
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Aquamarine Territorial Kitty Cat
  08/26/15
it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
flickering irate antidepressant drug
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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Happy Friday, brothers.
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slate laughsome rehab
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
brass at-the-ready feces
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
dashing ruddy mood pit
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Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison
  03/20/16
Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Charismatic Tantric Knife
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Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison
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cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon
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cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Bisexual incel shrine
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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Pearly property sneaky criminal
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Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
Heady twinkling uncleanness
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brass at-the-ready feces
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CR.
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Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison
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cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon
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cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Heady twinkling uncleanness
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Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison
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slate laughsome rehab
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Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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Sepia center
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cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Heady twinkling uncleanness
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appetizing talking goal in life
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Pearly property sneaky criminal
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Heady twinkling uncleanness
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
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Soul-stirring corn cake place of business
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic legend doctorate

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: crimson galvanic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: dashing ruddy mood pit

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy floppy institution karate

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Twinkling affirmative action pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: transparent university

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: transparent university

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: transparent university

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: crimson galvanic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: pale razzmatazz crotch stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Sooty potus set

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: bipolar market roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: olive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: olive lettuce

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: crimson galvanic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy floppy institution karate

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy floppy institution karate

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Comical new version laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Twinkling affirmative action pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: Doobsian gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: tan international law enforcement agency weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Mildly autistic legend doctorate

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Glittery mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: chartreuse bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: tan international law enforcement agency weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: walnut dilemma reading party

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Flushed crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Mildly autistic legend doctorate

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: titillating fear-inspiring school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Histrionic field

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: brass at-the-ready feces

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Mildly autistic legend doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone arousing sound barrier gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: underhanded trip skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: titillating fear-inspiring school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: bipolar market roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: crimson galvanic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: out-of-control spectacular foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Adulterous Sex Offender Keepsake Machete

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: chartreuse bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Sickened cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Overrated Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: slap-happy diverse theater juggernaut

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: avocado site milk

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Spruce Outnumbered Legal Warrant

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Motley half-breed dog poop

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: slimy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Vibrant rough-skinned gaming laptop home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: rose talented organic girlfriend

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Electric Pungent Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Twisted sinister chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: odious translucent kitty therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: Doobsian gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: olive lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Racy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: brass at-the-ready feces

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: onyx duck-like box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Irradiated White Idiot Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Vermilion passionate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Orchid parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Shivering bonkers senate selfie

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Cracking hairless windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Sooty potus set

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: crawly plum church

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: dashing ruddy mood pit

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: brass at-the-ready feces

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Dead Ivory French Chef Sanctuary

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: jet supple temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Stimulating queen of the night prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: olive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Adventurous piazza

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: pink fragrant jew den

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: slap-happy diverse theater juggernaut

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Adulterous Sex Offender Keepsake Machete

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Nighttime Crystalline Party Of The First Part

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: onyx duck-like box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Cowardly vivacious address travel guidebook

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: cream godawful factory reset button station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: olive lettuce

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: red stirring locale degenerate

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Dark Sexy Indian Lodge

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Aromatic Forum

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Forum

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: crimson galvanic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Twinkling affirmative action pisswyrm

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: maize idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: saffron mind-boggling jap meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Cowardly vivacious address travel guidebook

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: nofapping mad cow disease trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: tan international law enforcement agency weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Vibrant rough-skinned gaming laptop home

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Spruce Outnumbered Legal Warrant

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: vigorous kitchen

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: tan international law enforcement agency weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: thriller elastic band

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: crimson galvanic business firm

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: slimy immigrant

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: startling bespoke boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: amethyst cheese-eating rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Adulterous Sex Offender Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Vibrant rough-skinned gaming laptop home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: curious milky spot mediation



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: Doobsian gunner



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine medicated bbw really tough guy



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: rose talented organic girlfriend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Opaque masturbator



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: exhilarant double fault



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Vermilion passionate messiness



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: Doobsian gunner



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: olive lettuce

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Clown Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: avocado site milk

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: Vibrant rough-skinned gaming laptop home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible Jade Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: brass at-the-ready feces



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: olive lettuce



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: slimy immigrant



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Dead Ivory French Chef Sanctuary

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Lascivious Rambunctious Striped Hyena

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: slimy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Vibrant rough-skinned gaming laptop home

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Hateful Community Account

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Cracking hairless windowlicker

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: crimson galvanic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Brindle Area Toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Stimulating queen of the night prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: crimson galvanic business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: slimy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Aquamarine Territorial Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: flickering irate antidepressant drug

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: brass at-the-ready feces

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: brass at-the-ready feces

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: dashing ruddy mood pit

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Charismatic Tantric Knife

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Bisexual incel shrine

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Pearly property sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30455483)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30562433)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness

Threads like these are why this bort is the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30562467)



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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: brass at-the-ready feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30935970)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

CR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43587047)



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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30881680)



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31038347)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: slate laughsome rehab

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31039776)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43587048)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44011463)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44011466)



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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31301639)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31598188)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31598202)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31598445)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: slate laughsome rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31598719)



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31632749)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Sepia center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32227623)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43587050)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

Woah CR friend :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44011476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31714746)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: appetizing talking goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31742386)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Pearly property sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32169807)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32227605)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Arrogant cumskin

BigLaw Bud part 2:

korean opposing counsel has a novel strategy to defeat Bud ... but it involves a fork and knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32227674)



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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32312509)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32461086)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32547026)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Heady twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32593754)



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32593931)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: emerald bull headed puppy menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32972265)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author:  psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33409133)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author:  tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33409169)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: Rusted Contagious Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33437339)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33985675)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: zippy ticket booth coldplay fan

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33985693)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33985710)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44011472)



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44386625)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author:  fuchsia national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34010081)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: odious translucent kitty therapy

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34010145)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44011480)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author:  stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34022170)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author:  stead filthpig

he made equity partner

https://i.imgur.com/HsIjrxd.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34113484)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon

Gorgeous jet set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44011494)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all citrine round eye church building

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/11/02/the-suspect-told-police-give-me-a-lawyer-dog-the-court-says-he-wasnt-asking-for-a-lawyer/?sw_bypass=true&utm_term=.56a8c8451977

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34596394)



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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author:  costumed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34599459)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  son of senegal love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34611420)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Vermilion passionate messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35366857)



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34997551)



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Pearly property sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35233934)



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: Violent impertinent multi-billionaire garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35246573)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac space dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35366774)



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring corn cake place of business

Happy Friday everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36631904)



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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: Insanely creepy public bath fanboi



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author:  digit ratio

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

https://www.boredpanda.com/homeless-cat-hired-employee-dr-leon-advogato/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38876452)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: flirting brethren resort

Diversity hire: https://apnews.com/f170327ce22340f09b98afc5532a1de2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39053685)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author: Frum lodge sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39053724)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
Author:  dull house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39059518)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: olive lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47524036)



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: titillating fear-inspiring school cafeteria

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dog-sworn-illinois-states-attorneys-office-provide-support/story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39059516)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: titillating fear-inspiring school cafeteria

nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39061680)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: Frum lodge sandwich

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39061716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: titillating fear-inspiring school cafeteria

oh son of a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39061816)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: glassy hospital circlehead

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8b/2f/b1/8b2fb19861c4652d2be1a1494eeb52b0.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39504537)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44001625)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: Mischievous Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41917107)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:25 AM
Author: flesh slippery preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43566239)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
Author: cream godawful factory reset button station



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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: cerebral salmon wagecucks quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43571163)



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: olive lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44066414)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: olive lettuce

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45283374)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: Doobsian gunner



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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: olive lettuce

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: olive lettuce



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑)



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