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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
exhilarant flirting faggot firefighter
  12/29/15
b!
Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook
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C
navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency
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...
Thriller market
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c
aggressive parlour windowlicker
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a
Shimmering cerebral national
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a
Curious fuchsia lay main people
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
exhilarant flirting faggot firefighter
  12/29/15
...
Thriller market
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
contagious abusive idiot ticket booth
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...
Thriller market
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?
contagious abusive idiot ticket booth
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Thriller market
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
exhilarant flirting faggot firefighter
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...
Thriller market
  12/29/15
c for sure
contagious abusive idiot ticket booth
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C
Curious fuchsia lay main people
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c
Translucent 180 Menage
  12/29/15
Xo
navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency
  12/29/15
chaturbate
Chestnut pisswyrm
  12/30/15
C!
Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
comical skinny woman
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...
Thriller market
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...
navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
Translucent 180 Menage
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
jet-lagged yellow psychic
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Buck-toothed stead
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
contagious abusive idiot ticket booth
  12/29/15
...
Hilarious Church
  12/30/15
...
Thriller market
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
aquamarine multi-colored wagecucks laser beams
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
exhilarant flirting faggot firefighter
  12/30/15
2
Buck-toothed stead
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
aquamarine multi-colored wagecucks laser beams
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police
Chestnut pisswyrm
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1
Curious fuchsia lay main people
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency
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navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency
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4 and 180
Translucent 180 Menage
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
Translucent 180 Menage
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...
navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
lavender volcanic crater senate
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bearded therapy garrison
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: exhilarant flirting faggot firefighter

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29480960)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook

b!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29480979)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Thriller market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: aggressive parlour windowlicker

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Shimmering cerebral national

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29480975)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Curious fuchsia lay main people

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: exhilarant flirting faggot firefighter

I can', A & B ar tied :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481164)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Thriller market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: contagious abusive idiot ticket booth

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Thriller market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: contagious abusive idiot ticket booth

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481285)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Thriller market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: exhilarant flirting faggot firefighter

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Thriller market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: contagious abusive idiot ticket booth

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Curious fuchsia lay main people

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Translucent 180 Menage

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Chestnut pisswyrm

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: Aqua Voyeur Travel Guidebook

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: comical skinny woman

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Thriller market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Translucent 180 Menage

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: jet-lagged yellow psychic

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Buck-toothed stead

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: contagious abusive idiot ticket booth

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Hilarious Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Thriller market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: aquamarine multi-colored wagecucks laser beams

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: exhilarant flirting faggot firefighter

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Buck-toothed stead

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: aquamarine multi-colored wagecucks laser beams

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Chestnut pisswyrm

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Curious fuchsia lay main people

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: Translucent 180 Menage

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Translucent 180 Menage

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: navy floppy idea he suggested national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: lavender volcanic crater senate

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29570485)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: bearded therapy garrison



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: excitant native partner

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: bungulator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49506318)



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Provocative Ultramarine Temple Rigpig



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