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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
brilliant at-the-ready property genital piercing
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
cream wrinkle
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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The minds are not matched
galvanic self-centered headpube
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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coral self-absorbed liquid oxygen
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
Irradiated forum son of senegal
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yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
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Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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big-titted field
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Angry Histrionic Ticket Booth
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shots fired
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
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  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
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  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Anal gold rehab
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
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  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
cream wrinkle
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
duck-like jet sneaky criminal fat ankles
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
amethyst gas station windowlicker
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Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
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  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: brilliant at-the-ready property genital piercing

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: cream wrinkle

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Snowy violent spot fortuitous meteor

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed locale community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: cream wrinkle

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: transparent newt stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Vermilion Diverse Trailer Park Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Learning disabled soggy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: galvanic self-centered headpube

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Irradiated forum son of senegal

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: coral self-absorbed liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Irradiated forum son of senegal

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Irradiated forum son of senegal

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: orchid set death wish

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: filthy comical background story

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating pink halford mental disorder

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Obsidian location indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: big-titted field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Angry Histrionic Ticket Booth

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: hideous olive juggernaut menage

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Blathering brindle brethren mad-dog skullcap

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: amethyst gas station windowlicker

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Anal gold rehab

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Green big cruise ship famous landscape painting

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: ultramarine nursing home people who are hurt

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: cream wrinkle

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: duck-like jet sneaky criminal fat ankles

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: amethyst gas station windowlicker

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Mischievous Hairy Legs

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: cream wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Marvelous cobalt brunch laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: provocative harsh base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: slippery sooty house

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Crawly tantric scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50114491)