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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
cerebral aquamarine striped hyena
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker
  04/05/26
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Domesticated heaven
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
cerebral aquamarine striped hyena
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
cerebral aquamarine striped hyena
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Buff kitchen
  04/05/26
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Mustard diverse police squad digit ratio
  04/05/26
Lol
Silver pervert
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Outnumbered national famous landscape painting
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
cerebral aquamarine striped hyena
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Outnumbered national famous landscape painting
  04/05/26
...
chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Titillating potus range
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Domesticated heaven
  04/05/26
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Fuchsia bonkers masturbator tank
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
House-broken Shimmering Hominid Gay Wizard
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Ruby thriller main people
  04/05/26
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Fiercely-loyal station water buffalo
  04/05/26
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Know-it-all Kitty Cat
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Comical Death Wish
  04/05/26
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fluffy splenetic locus brethren
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
cerebral aquamarine striped hyena
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Comical Death Wish
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
chocolate indirect expression
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
talking gas station
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Green lascivious lay
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
racy goal in life philosopher-king
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Heady boltzmann
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
odious fishy stage cuckoldry
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
talking gas station
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
racy goal in life philosopher-king
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
odious fishy stage cuckoldry
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Fiercely-loyal station water buffalo
  04/05/26
...
chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker
  04/05/26
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Shivering brilliant set selfie
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
chocolate indirect expression
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
odious fishy stage cuckoldry
  04/05/26
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Mustard diverse police squad digit ratio
  04/05/26
...
Mustard diverse police squad digit ratio
  04/05/26
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carmine rehab dog poop
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
carmine rehab dog poop
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Haunting resort
  04/05/26
...
chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker
  04/05/26
...
Buff kitchen
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
vigorous sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
cerebral aquamarine striped hyena
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
chocolate indirect expression
  04/05/26
...
odious fishy stage cuckoldry
  04/05/26
...
Fantasy-prone trump supporter
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Overrated queen of the night
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Buff kitchen
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine striped hyena

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Domesticated heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine striped hyena

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine striped hyena

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Buff kitchen

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Mustard diverse police squad digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Silver pervert

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Outnumbered national famous landscape painting

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine striped hyena

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Outnumbered national famous landscape painting

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Titillating potus range

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Domesticated heaven

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia bonkers masturbator tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: House-broken Shimmering Hominid Gay Wizard

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Ruby thriller main people

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal station water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Know-it-all Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Comical Death Wish

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: fluffy splenetic locus brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine striped hyena

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Comical Death Wish

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: chocolate indirect expression

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: talking gas station

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Green lascivious lay

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: racy goal in life philosopher-king

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Heady boltzmann

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: odious fishy stage cuckoldry

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: talking gas station

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: racy goal in life philosopher-king

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: odious fishy stage cuckoldry

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal station water buffalo

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Shivering brilliant set selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: chocolate indirect expression

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: odious fishy stage cuckoldry

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Mustard diverse police squad digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Mustard diverse police squad digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: carmine rehab dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: carmine rehab dog poop

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Haunting resort

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: chartreuse soul-stirring hospital candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Buff kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: vigorous sneaky criminal

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine striped hyena

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: chocolate indirect expression

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: odious fishy stage cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Overrated queen of the night

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Buff kitchen

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49812165)