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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
wine trip partner
  02/22/12
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comical nursing home double fault
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Sepia Contagious Stock Car
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
unhinged fanboi
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Sepia Contagious Stock Car
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
charcoal legal warrant
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
flickering excitant international law enforcement agency
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Sepia Contagious Stock Car
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
flickering excitant international law enforcement agency
  02/22/12
u jelly
Sepia Contagious Stock Car
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Milky Jewess
  12/13/15
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unhinged fanboi
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Twinkling Offensive Set Sweet Tailpipe
  02/23/12
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unhinged fanboi
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
wine trip partner
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
lake home
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
mauve arousing cuck address
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
unhinged fanboi
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Underhanded Transparent Cruise Ship Hissy Fit
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
unhinged fanboi
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
wine trip partner
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unhinged fanboi
  02/24/17
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Awkward pit coldplay fan
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
glittery casino boistinker
  02/25/12
cr
abnormal jew
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
wine trip partner
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Violet Stead Toaster
  02/12/13
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unhinged fanboi
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Lascivious pozpig step-uncle's house
  03/31/12
great american novelist
unhinged fanboi
  10/26/12
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stimulating salmon giraffe
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
wine trip partner
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Opaque vibrant meetinghouse
  11/20/12
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marvelous beta abode messiness
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
marvelous beta abode messiness
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
mauve arousing cuck address
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
abnormal jew
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Opaque vibrant meetinghouse
  01/19/13
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unhinged fanboi
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Coral mildly autistic library dysfunction
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
very tactful nowag
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
abnormal jew
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Opaque vibrant meetinghouse
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slimy kitty
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Citrine native internal respiration
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Diverse menage blood rage
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Violet Stead Toaster
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
soul-stirring gunner
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Diverse menage blood rage
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Emerald mind-boggling friendly grandma people who are hurt
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: wine trip partner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20024600)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: comical nursing home double fault



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Sepia Contagious Stock Car

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: unhinged fanboi

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Sepia Contagious Stock Car

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: charcoal legal warrant

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: flickering excitant international law enforcement agency

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Sepia Contagious Stock Car

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: flickering excitant international law enforcement agency

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Sepia Contagious Stock Car

u jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Milky Jewess

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: unhinged fanboi



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Twinkling Offensive Set Sweet Tailpipe

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: unhinged fanboi



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: wine trip partner

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: lake home

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: mauve arousing cuck address

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: unhinged fanboi

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Underhanded Transparent Cruise Ship Hissy Fit

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: unhinged fanboi

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: wine trip partner

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: unhinged fanboi



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Awkward pit coldplay fan



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: glittery casino boistinker

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: abnormal jew

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: wine trip partner

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Violet Stead Toaster

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: unhinged fanboi



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Lascivious pozpig step-uncle's house

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: unhinged fanboi

great american novelist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21889640)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: stimulating salmon giraffe



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: wine trip partner

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Opaque vibrant meetinghouse

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: marvelous beta abode messiness



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: marvelous beta abode messiness

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: mauve arousing cuck address

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: abnormal jew

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Opaque vibrant meetinghouse

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: unhinged fanboi



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Coral mildly autistic library dysfunction

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: very tactful nowag

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: abnormal jew

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Opaque vibrant meetinghouse



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: slimy kitty



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Citrine native internal respiration



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Diverse menage blood rage



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Violet Stead Toaster

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring gunner

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Diverse menage blood rage



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Emerald mind-boggling friendly grandma people who are hurt



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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