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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
angry station kitty cat
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
angry station kitty cat
  07/26/25
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Black comical box office idiot
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  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
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  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
angry station kitty cat
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
House-broken pearly jewess
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
angry station kitty cat
  07/26/25
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Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
House-broken pearly jewess
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Black comical box office idiot
  07/26/25
I know what to say
bearded crotch marketing idea
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
angry station kitty cat
  07/27/25
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Amethyst Offensive Principal's Office
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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Black comical box office idiot
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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Henna flickering hominid
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
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  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
Fiercely-loyal anal masturbator state
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
angry station kitty cat
  07/26/25
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Outnumbered voyeur
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse
  07/26/25
(who did it)
lemon hairless church building multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
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Black comical box office idiot
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
bistre cuckoldry center
  07/26/25
which dad tp
jet french chef heaven
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Hyperactive floppy theater stage
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: angry station kitty cat

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: angry station kitty cat

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Black comical box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: submissive electric den mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Contagious Violent Casino

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: angry station kitty cat

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: violet underhanded stag film partner

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Black comical box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: cerebral lay newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: curious business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: charismatic athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy trust fund water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: ultramarine vibrant bbw



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Crimson marvelous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: angry station kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Henna flickering hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal anal masturbator state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Sticky Concupiscible Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: passionate quadroon alpha



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Avocado ungodly windowlicker headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Big-titted market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: spectacular queen of the night plaza

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: House-broken pearly jewess

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: angry station kitty cat

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: House-broken pearly jewess

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Black comical box office idiot

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: bearded crotch marketing idea

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: angry station kitty cat

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Offensive Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: flirting stimulating field

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Black comical box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: high-end chad stead

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal anal masturbator state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: cobalt sanctuary

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Henna flickering hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: saffron site juggernaut

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal anal masturbator state

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: angry station kitty cat

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Mediation Crackhouse

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: lemon hairless church building multi-billionaire

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Black comical box office idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: bistre cuckoldry center

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: jet french chef heaven

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive floppy theater stage

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49134975)