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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
180 native crotch
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
fiercely-loyal gunner
  11/24/25
No
alcoholic market travel guidebook
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
180 native crotch
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
Exhilarant school cafeteria
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
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Sticky seedy pit
  11/25/25
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Snowy cowardly office regret
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
Sticky seedy pit
  11/24/25
dot or feather
180 native crotch
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
Sticky seedy pit
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
180 native crotch
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
Sticky seedy pit
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
electric puppy trailer park
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
180 native crotch
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
electric puppy trailer park
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
180 native crotch
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
electric puppy trailer park
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
pale vivacious cuckoldry potus
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
fiercely-loyal gunner
  11/24/25
yes
hyperventilating honey-headed stage gay wizard
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
rusted library
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
180 native crotch
  11/24/25
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amethyst national love of her life
  11/24/25
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henna den
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Ebony lascivious juggernaut
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
pungent theater stage
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
180 native crotch
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
pungent theater stage
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
unhinged fighting plaza rigor
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
clear stage scourge upon the earth
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
exciting casino idea he suggested
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
fiercely-loyal gunner
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
titillating cream gaping locale
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
amethyst national love of her life
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
olive ladyboy skinny woman
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Adulterous french home place of business
  11/25/25
Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
geriatric trip business firm
  11/24/25
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  11/25/25
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180 native crotch
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
pontificating lodge
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
rusted library
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
mustard field
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
pontificating lodge
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Confused narrow-minded ceo box office
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
pontificating lodge
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
appetizing hell factory reset button
  11/25/25
...
pungent theater stage
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
lake nibblets
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
Curious Idiot
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
flirting spot
  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: 180 native crotch

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gunner

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: alcoholic market travel guidebook

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 native crotch

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant school cafeteria

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: alcoholic market travel guidebook

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Sticky seedy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Snowy cowardly office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Sticky seedy pit

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 native crotch

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Sticky seedy pit

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: 180 native crotch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Sticky seedy pit

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: electric puppy trailer park

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: 180 native crotch

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: electric puppy trailer park

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: 180 native crotch

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: electric puppy trailer park

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: pale vivacious cuckoldry potus

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gunner

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating honey-headed stage gay wizard

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: rusted library

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: 180 native crotch

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: amethyst national love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: henna den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Ebony lascivious juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: pungent theater stage

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: 180 native crotch

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: pungent theater stage

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: unhinged fighting plaza rigor

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: clear stage scourge upon the earth

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: exciting casino idea he suggested

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal gunner

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: titillating cream gaping locale

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: amethyst national love of her life

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: olive ladyboy skinny woman

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Adulterous french home place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: geriatric trip business firm

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: laughsome ultramarine tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: 180 native crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: pontificating lodge

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: rusted library

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mustard field

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: pontificating lodge

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Confused narrow-minded ceo box office

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: pontificating lodge

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: appetizing hell factory reset button

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: pungent theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: lake nibblets

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Curious Idiot

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: flirting spot

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49460651)