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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
Garnet indian lodge international law enforcement agency
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
arrogant erotic fortuitous meteor
  07/09/12
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curious site
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
maniacal gunner abode
  07/09/12
Are you male?
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
maniacal gunner abode
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
maniacal gunner abode
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Shimmering swashbuckling hairy legs resort
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Shimmering swashbuckling hairy legs resort
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Thriller step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Thriller step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Thriller step-uncle's house
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Lemon Marvelous Mad Cow Disease
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
territorial beady-eyed space
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
shivering filthy love of her life
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Comical elastic band
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Spectacular Plum Lodge Ladyboy
  07/09/12
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curious site
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
maniacal gunner abode
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
stfu
Spectacular Plum Lodge Ladyboy
  07/09/12
180
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  07/09/12
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  07/13/12
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  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
contagious mexican round eye
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
Flushed lettuce nibblets
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
contagious mexican round eye
  07/09/12
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concupiscible faggot firefighter
  07/04/19
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curious site
  07/13/12
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concupiscible faggot firefighter
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
bossy ocher liquid oxygen school
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Buck-toothed public bath keepsake machete
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Smoky Business Firm Death Wish
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Buck-toothed public bath keepsake machete
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Provocative Chapel Therapy
  03/04/25
lol kike
Hairraiser psychic tattoo
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
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  07/04/19
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Unhinged bronze senate candlestick maker
  08/10/22
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Razzle-dazzle Narrow-minded Address National Security Agency
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
mauve stag film
  07/24/24
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Vivacious rigpig heaven
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Razzle Sienna Spot Mad-dog Skullcap
  09/22/24
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Provocative Chapel Therapy
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: Garnet indian lodge international law enforcement agency

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: arrogant erotic fortuitous meteor

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: curious site



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: maniacal gunner abode

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: maniacal gunner abode

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: maniacal gunner abode

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Shimmering swashbuckling hairy legs resort

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Shimmering swashbuckling hairy legs resort

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Thriller step-uncle's house

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Lemon Marvelous Mad Cow Disease

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: territorial beady-eyed space

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: shivering filthy love of her life

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Comical elastic band

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Spectacular Plum Lodge Ladyboy

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: curious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: maniacal gunner abode

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Spectacular Plum Lodge Ladyboy

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Purple Bisexual School Cafeteria

180

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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Orange wonderful casino personal credit line



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Hairraiser psychic tattoo



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: contagious mexican round eye

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Flushed lettuce nibblets

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: contagious mexican round eye

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: concupiscible faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: curious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: concupiscible faggot firefighter



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: bossy ocher liquid oxygen school

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed public bath keepsake machete

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Smoky Business Firm Death Wish

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed public bath keepsake machete

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Provocative Chapel Therapy

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser psychic tattoo

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: onyx headpube university

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Unhinged bronze senate candlestick maker



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Narrow-minded Address National Security Agency



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: mauve stag film

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Vivacious rigpig heaven



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle Sienna Spot Mad-dog Skullcap

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Provocative Chapel Therapy



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Boyish crawly menage incel

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



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