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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Internet-worthy embarrassed to the bone sanctuary
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Internet-worthy embarrassed to the bone sanctuary
  11/11/25
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deep fanboi
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
amber hairy legs
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Fantasy-prone Rigor
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
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Fantasy-prone Rigor
  11/11/25
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  11/12/25
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Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
mauve locus
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
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mauve locus
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
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  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Thirsty curious school juggernaut
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
shivering bespoke ticket booth famous landscape painting
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Jet startling hell
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
Diverse church
  11/11/25
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sexy trailer park people who are hurt
  11/12/25
lmfao
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  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
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  11/11/25
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sexy trailer park people who are hurt
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
tp
Fragrant Whorehouse Kitty
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Dashing red chad
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Big Maniacal Office Candlestick Maker
  11/11/25
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Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
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  11/12/25
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How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen
  11/11/25
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  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy embarrassed to the bone sanctuary

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Internet-worthy embarrassed to the bone sanctuary

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: deep fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: amber hairy legs

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Rigor

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Rigor

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Pink sickened pisswyrm

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Stubborn hot principal's office goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: nudist talented dilemma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: histrionic bbw haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: mauve locus

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal turquoise public bath mad cow disease

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal turquoise public bath mad cow disease

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: mauve locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: shivering bespoke ticket booth famous landscape painting

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Thirsty curious school juggernaut

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: shivering bespoke ticket booth famous landscape painting

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Jet startling hell

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Diverse church

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sexy trailer park people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Thriller Hall

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: medicated concupiscible hospital associate

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Jet startling hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Galvanic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse Kitty



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: bateful marketing idea

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sexy trailer park people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: stirring mint nibblets athletic conference

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse Kitty

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Dashing red chad

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz canary dysfunction boistinker

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Big Maniacal Office Candlestick Maker

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Buff exhilarant messiness pit

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sexy trailer park people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Galvanic stage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Stubborn hot principal's office goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: trip demanding prole



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy embarrassed to the bone sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: histrionic bbw haunted graveyard



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Dashing red chad



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: magenta halford national



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: crystalline irradiated address organic girlfriend

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Violet bossy corner liquid oxygen

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: irate twinkling uncleanness

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: deep fanboi

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49424851)