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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Khaki Trip Background Story
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
lascivious theater roommate
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Sienna misunderstood friendly grandma
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Laughsome toaster
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Khaki Trip Background Story
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Laughsome toaster
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Laughsome toaster
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Laughsome toaster
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Khaki Trip Background Story
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Laughsome toaster
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Jade public bath
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Jade public bath
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
clear disturbing useless brakes address
  04/08/25
that's rude
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
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Khaki Trip Background Story
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Swollen Therapy Place Of Business
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Laughsome toaster
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Free-loading snowy step-uncle's house
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/08/25
...
Khaki Trip Background Story
  04/08/25
...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Khaki Trip Background Story
  04/09/25
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Khaki Trip Background Story
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
gold soul-stirring skinny woman
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Chocolate nibblets
  04/09/25
Ty
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/09/25
...
elite parlor
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
sooty haunted graveyard
  04/09/25
...
Awkward sex offender stage
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Obsidian Faggotry People Who Are Hurt
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Awkward sex offender stage
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Awkward sex offender stage
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Filthy galvanic brunch
  05/02/25
...
Awkward sex offender stage
  05/12/25
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Awkward sex offender stage
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Awkward sex offender stage
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Chocolate nibblets
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Awkward sex offender stage
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Jade public bath
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Awkward sex offender stage
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Jade public bath
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
yellow arousing newt
  06/03/25
...
Awkward sex offender stage
  06/26/25
OP?
Awkward sex offender stage
  06/27/25
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Awkward sex offender stage
  07/09/25
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Awkward sex offender stage
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Khaki Trip Background Story

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: lascivious theater roommate

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Sienna misunderstood friendly grandma

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Khaki Trip Background Story

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Khaki Trip Background Story

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Jade public bath

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Jade public bath

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: clear disturbing useless brakes address

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Khaki Trip Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Swollen Therapy Place Of Business

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Laughsome toaster

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Free-loading snowy step-uncle's house

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Khaki Trip Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Khaki Trip Background Story

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Khaki Trip Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: gold soul-stirring skinny woman

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Chocolate nibblets

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: elite parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: sooty haunted graveyard

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Obsidian Faggotry People Who Are Hurt

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Filthy galvanic brunch

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Chocolate nibblets

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Jade public bath

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Jade public bath

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: yellow arousing newt

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Awkward sex offender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49331552)