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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
swashbuckling boiling water partner
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
hairraiser hominid
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Magenta Fluffy Nursing Home
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Milky police squad step-uncle's house
  08/30/25
...
arrogant background story chapel
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Alcoholic home goal in life
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Charismatic useless location queen of the night
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Charismatic useless location queen of the night
  08/31/25
...
Disturbing Senate
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
hairraiser hominid
  08/31/25
delusional take
Disturbing Senate
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
hairraiser hominid
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
domesticated stage brethren
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
hairraiser hominid
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
sticky plum idea he suggested hell
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
hairraiser hominid
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
hairraiser hominid
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
sticky plum idea he suggested hell
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
hairraiser hominid
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
hairraiser hominid
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
hairraiser hominid
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
sticky plum idea he suggested hell
  09/05/25
...
hairraiser hominid
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Self-centered boyish ape
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
sticky plum idea he suggested hell
  09/05/25
...
hairraiser hominid
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
hairraiser hominid
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
sticky plum idea he suggested hell
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
aromatic dark roast beef address
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
hairraiser hominid
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
aromatic dark roast beef address
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
hairraiser hominid
  09/05/25
Kenny
sticky plum idea he suggested hell
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  09/06/25
...
balding private investor
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
hairraiser hominid
  09/06/25
...
balding private investor
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
hairraiser hominid
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Very tactful business firm
  09/07/25
Explain
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Spectacular mahogany space
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
hairraiser hominid
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker
  09/07/25
...
domesticated stage brethren
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
hairraiser hominid
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
hairraiser hominid
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
hairraiser hominid
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
hairraiser hominid
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
hairraiser hominid
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
hairraiser hominid
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water partner

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Magenta Fluffy Nursing Home

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Milky police squad step-uncle's house

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arrogant background story chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic home goal in life

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Charismatic useless location queen of the night

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Charismatic useless location queen of the night

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Disturbing Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser hominid

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Disturbing Senate

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: domesticated stage brethren

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: hairraiser hominid

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sticky plum idea he suggested hell

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: hairraiser hominid

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: sticky plum idea he suggested hell

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: hairraiser hominid

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: hairraiser hominid

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: sticky plum idea he suggested hell

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Self-centered boyish ape

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: sticky plum idea he suggested hell

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: sticky plum idea he suggested hell

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aromatic dark roast beef address

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: aromatic dark roast beef address

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: sticky plum idea he suggested hell

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: balding private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: balding private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: hairraiser hominid

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Very tactful business firm

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Spectacular mahogany space

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: hairraiser hominid

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: nubile laughsome plaza candlestick maker

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: domesticated stage brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: hairraiser hominid

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49599047)