\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Copper office
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Excitant bronze base
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
boyish mad cow disease
  04/18/25
Cr.
aromatic infuriating center regret
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
swashbuckling goal in life casino
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
coral histrionic theatre
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Copper office
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
douglas j. needles
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
concupiscible skinny woman crackhouse
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Copper office
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
heady property
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Copper office
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
heady property
  04/18/25
...
fighting learning disabled nowag potus
  04/18/25
...
Commonwealth of Niflheim
  08/17/26
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Laughsome prole boltzmann
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
black mischievous piazza
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Copper office
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
black mischievous piazza
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
fighting learning disabled nowag potus
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Copper office
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
black mischievous piazza
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Copper office
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
black mischievous piazza
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
light appetizing address hairy legs
  04/18/25
jfc goys
black mischievous piazza
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
fighting learning disabled nowag potus
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Copper office
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
ocher bespoke foreskin
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
fighting learning disabled nowag potus
  04/18/25
Ty friend
ocher bespoke foreskin
  04/18/25
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Irradiated Hissy Fit Cruise Ship
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Copper office
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Irradiated Hissy Fit Cruise Ship
  04/18/25
...
Self-absorbed mustard church
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
black mischievous piazza
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Copper office
  04/18/25
...
...,....,,........
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
stirring immigrant orchestra pit
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
ocher bespoke foreskin
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Copper office
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Copper office
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Copper office
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
boyish mad cow disease
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Copper office
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
...
Mamdani's Produce Aisle
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
El Pene
  08/17/26
ur dumb
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
El Pene
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
El Pene
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
OYT was Right All Along
  08/17/26
...
Richard Ames
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
screen memories
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
screen memories
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
dried up stinky dick licker
  08/17/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Copper office

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48859961)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Excitant bronze base

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860191)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: boyish mad cow disease

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48859990)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: aromatic infuriating center regret

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860004)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling goal in life casino

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860023)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: coral histrionic theatre

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860030)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Copper office

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860097)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: douglas j. needles

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072855)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: concupiscible skinny woman crackhouse

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860105)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Copper office

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860121)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: heady property

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860108)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Copper office

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860119)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: heady property

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860339)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: fighting learning disabled nowag potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860341)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Commonwealth of Niflheim (Prestige Feuds)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073551)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073530)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Laughsome prole boltzmann

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861494)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: black mischievous piazza

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860127)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Copper office

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860134)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: black mischievous piazza

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860146)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: fighting learning disabled nowag potus

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860157)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Copper office

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860210)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: black mischievous piazza

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860223)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Copper office

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860231)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: black mischievous piazza

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860245)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: light appetizing address hairy legs

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860267)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: black mischievous piazza

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860298)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: fighting learning disabled nowag potus

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860305)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Copper office

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861252)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: ocher bespoke foreskin

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861428)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: fighting learning disabled nowag potus

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861446)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ocher bespoke foreskin

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861675)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072795)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072794)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Irradiated Hissy Fit Cruise Ship

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860371)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Copper office

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861256)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Irradiated Hissy Fit Cruise Ship

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861266)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed mustard church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861440)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: black mischievous piazza

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861279)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Copper office

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861490)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073532)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: stirring immigrant orchestra pit

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48860598)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ocher bespoke foreskin

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48861672)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Copper office

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48862424)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Copper office

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48870753)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Copper office

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48905361)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: boyish mad cow disease

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48905689)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Copper office

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48908012)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072789)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072796)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072797)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072815)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072816)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072830)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: El Pene (🧐)

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072849)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073046)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072848)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072851)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: OYT was Right All Along ( )

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50072861)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Richard Ames



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073061)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: screen memories

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073079)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073545)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: screen memories

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073862)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073562)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: dried up stinky dick licker

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#50073656)