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insecure rehab kitty
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A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father
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Impertinent Filthpig Temple
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Infuriating Set
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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49538999)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: insecure rehab kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539004)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539010)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: insecure rehab kitty

Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539024)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: thriller claret sneaky criminal tanning salon

That's a value of $149.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539206)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Misanthropic flushed spot therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539019)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539021)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Misanthropic flushed spot therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539129)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: learning disabled blue gas station roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539020)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539028)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Passionate bisexual stag film



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Hilarious drab roast beef station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539025)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A 12-pack of "Dude Luffas" made from the only luffa species native to Evropa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539031)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Hilarious drab roast beef station

I did not get anything. My parents gave me a gift card I'm going to use for my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539757)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: coiffed rusted address jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539034)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539036)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: coiffed rusted address jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539252)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: cerise principal's office yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539043)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A certified replica of the 'wakizashi' knife/short-sword used by 17-year-old Japanese right-wing ultranationalist Otoya Yamaguchi to assassinate Inejirō Asanuma, chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, in 1960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539048)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: learning disabled blue gas station roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539104)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: cerise principal's office yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539332)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed candlestick maker giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539057)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive access to Jasmine™, the latest cutting-edge multimodal AI personal assistant trained with the help of thousands of hours of reinforcement learning designed by Japanese geishas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539075)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed candlestick maker giraffe

oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539078)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Jade lascivious dilemma digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539061)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glasses with built-in Klarna subscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539084)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Jade lascivious dilemma digit ratio

wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription glasses not flame. not that Meta AI trash, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539138)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Opaque racy codepig

Really thoughtful gifts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539079)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back that reads: "Every sophisticated thinker knows that they can only know themselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539086)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Opaque racy codepig

Cheapass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539250)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

Take it up with Santa, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539258)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cyan feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539080)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're going somewhere with women who might try to seduce you away from your loving girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: cyan feces

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539145)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Passionate bisexual stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539093)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

Hand-made decorative smartphone belt holster made from North American buffalo leather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539099)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Passionate bisexual stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539100)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Impertinent Filthpig Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539095)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpourri blend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539102)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: domesticated wonderful quadroon whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539140)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539147)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Mustard sex offender



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A replica of your wife's wedding band to give to your sister in law as a "joke gift"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539149)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Infuriating Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539201)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered, queer and disabled-friendly remake of the hit party game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539242)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Passionate bisexual stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539466)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: thriller claret sneaky criminal tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539207)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

“I’d rather be bickerin’” decal kippah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539246)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: chrome internet-worthy water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539474)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

Just straight up Asian Pussy. An entire harem of a dozen nubile horny 18 year old Asian girls delivered to your doorstep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539488)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: chrome internet-worthy water buffalo

Best. Christmas. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539502)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz nofapping multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539640)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

Tesla’s new Fully Autonomous “AI-Powered” lawn mower (requires limited human supervision)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539673)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: scarlet fat ankles cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539760)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” as it spins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49539773)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Umber cocky university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49540062)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: peach senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49540083)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Mustard sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49540091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Umber cocky university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49540061)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A 500-pack of rifle target sheets with the bullseyes superimposed on top of pictures of Richmond, VA slip-n-fall attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49540080)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 1:39 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49546501)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: peach senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49540082)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Vengeful Keepsake Machete

A (fake) diamond-studded crucifix necklace that can be converted into a star of David emblem depending on the place and setting that you're attending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49540085)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: peach senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49540087)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Did everyone enjoy their presents?

Hope all poasters had a joyous and Merry Christmas, except for the ones I don't like!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49541263)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: santa's top guy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49551910)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that comes with a prescription by a licensed psychiatrist, personalized to you, that directs you to keep the doll in the common area of your home at all times in order to help you respect women more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49551949)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: santa's top guy

I've earned this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49551997)