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If you had a last name like Anus would you change it

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or may...
nude mullah
  03/20/26
yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when th...
Brother Peter Dimond
  03/20/26
would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or so...
nude mullah
  03/20/26
probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. j...
Brother Peter Dimond
  03/20/26
yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestig...
Kenneth Play
  03/20/26
i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced l...
norwood ultra
  03/20/26
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Brother Peter Dimond
  03/20/26
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nude mullah
  03/20/26
*phil leotardo clutching fist*
:-P
  03/20/26
some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago
Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz
  03/20/26
I was in a waiting room at a doctor’s office one time ...
Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz
  03/20/26


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Date: March 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: nude mullah

Let's say it was spelled Anus but pronounced A-noose. Or maybe your name is Semen but pronounced se-MEN. Like would your family name be worth the lifetime of humiliation and correcting people? Discuss.

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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

yes so that my kids wouldnt have to endure having it when theyre young.

if i didnt have kids id just go with it. actually i'd probably insist it be pronounced the same as the word its spelled like. would be funny to see peoples reactions all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49757607)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: nude mullah

would you pick a normie name for your kids like Smith, or something prestigious like Goldstein

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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

probably dad's or paternal grandpa's given name + son e.g. johnson

lol at goldstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49757676)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

yeah I'd pick something that sounded similar but was prestigious, like Drumpf -> Trump. Like instead of Anus, Anushammer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49757686)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: norwood ultra

i'd demand that people refer to me as mr. anus (pronounced like the english word "anus" with a southern accent)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49757699)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: nude mullah



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: :-P (gunneratttt)

*phil leotardo clutching fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49757706)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz

some big ten team had a tight end named Butt a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49757725)



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Date: March 20th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz

I was in a waiting room at a doctor’s office one time and the receptionist called the name “Shithead Jones.” Nobody stood up and the 7 or 8 of us waiting were looking around at each other like wtf did she just say? Once again the receptionist called out “Shithead Jones.” Again we all looked around confused. Then this big black woman sitting way in the back stood up and in a rude tone said “It’s pronounced SHA-THEED”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847889&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49757735)