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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in
| Splenetic Brethren | 12/16/25 |
| House-broken clown | 12/16/25 |
| Splenetic Brethren | 12/16/25 |
| House-broken clown | 12/16/25 |
| Splenetic Brethren | 12/16/25 |
| Naked stage circlehead | 12/20/25 |
| Green principal's office shitlib | 12/19/25 |
| soul-stirring party of the first part | 12/20/25 |
| Primrose histrionic incel | 12/19/25 |
| Splenetic Brethren | 12/20/25 |
| Primrose histrionic incel | 12/20/25 |
| soul-stirring party of the first part | 12/20/25 |
| Nofapping carmine legal warrant | 12/16/25 |
| soul-stirring party of the first part | 12/20/25 |
| Nofapping carmine legal warrant | 12/22/25 |
| Cordovan Aphrodisiac Cumskin Generalized Bond | 12/16/25 |
| Splenetic Brethren | 12/16/25 |
| Cordovan Aphrodisiac Cumskin Generalized Bond | 12/16/25 |
| exciting reading party hell | 12/16/25 |
| Fragrant pink theatre goal in life | 12/19/25 |
| exciting reading party hell | 12/19/25 |
| Low-t Giraffe | 12/20/25 |
| Orange hissy fit orchestra pit | 12/16/25 |
| fear-inspiring magenta theater roommate | 12/16/25 |
| soul-stirring party of the first part | 12/20/25 |
| Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| Violent Lascivious Pozpig Indian Lodge | 12/16/25 |
| Vigorous background story | 12/20/25 |
| Violent Lascivious Pozpig Indian Lodge | 12/23/25 |
| House-broken clown | 12/16/25 |
| soul-stirring party of the first part | 12/20/25 |
| Sapphire disrespectful gas station | 12/21/25 |
| House-broken clown | 12/16/25 |
| Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe | 12/16/25 |
| Violent Lascivious Pozpig Indian Lodge | 12/19/25 |
| Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe | 12/19/25 |
| Irradiated Pontificating Spot | 12/19/25 |
| clear crotch | 12/19/25 |
| Splenetic Brethren | 12/19/25 |
| swashbuckling range pisswyrm | 12/19/25 |
| swashbuckling range pisswyrm | 12/19/25 |
| Bipolar church building potus | 12/19/25 |
| clear crotch | 12/19/25 |
| aromatic juggernaut cuckoldry | 12/19/25 |
| Nofapping carmine legal warrant | 12/19/25 |
| Naked stage circlehead | 12/20/25 |
| Ivory kitty cat milk | 12/22/25 |
| bonkers home depressive | 12/19/25 |
| nubile school | 12/19/25 |
| Claret Hyperventilating Jewess | 12/19/25 |
| Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe | 12/19/25 |
| Claret Hyperventilating Jewess | 12/19/25 |
| Marvelous indigo fat ankles | 12/20/25 |
| bisexual locale fortuitous meteor | 12/19/25 |
| Stimulating round eye | 12/19/25 |
| Cordovan Aphrodisiac Cumskin Generalized Bond | 12/19/25 |
| Brass Mexican | 12/20/25 |
| Cobalt spectacular skinny woman lodge | 12/19/25 |
| Fragrant pink theatre goal in life | 12/19/25 |
| Turquoise Kink-friendly Therapy Queen Of The Night | 12/19/25 |
| frozen school cafeteria | 12/20/25 |
| Bright Underhanded Property | 12/20/25 |
| Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe | 12/20/25 |
| soul-stirring party of the first part | 12/20/25 |
| Brass Mexican | 12/20/25 |
| Zippy Diverse Whorehouse | 12/20/25 |
| submissive tanning salon toaster | 12/20/25 |
| nubile school | 12/20/25 |
| Zippy Diverse Whorehouse | 12/21/25 |
| swashbuckling range pisswyrm | 12/20/25 |
| Sapphire disrespectful gas station | 12/20/25 |
| Primrose histrionic incel | 12/21/25 |
| Sapphire disrespectful gas station | 12/22/25 |
| Primrose histrionic incel | 12/23/25 |
| Sapphire disrespectful gas station | 12/23/25 |
| Adventurous Metal Fanboi Ceo | 12/22/25 |
| Low-t Giraffe | 12/22/25 |
| Low-t Giraffe | 12/23/25 |
| provocative blood rage point | 12/22/25 |
| Ivory kitty cat milk | 12/22/25 |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Splenetic Brethren 43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.
$150K cash
$0K crypto (sold all this year)
$0 silver (sold all this year)
$125K house less mortgage
=$275K
+$1.1MM retirement
=$1.375 MM
[+$300K kids college accounts] |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: House-broken clown This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513952) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Splenetic Brethren lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513962) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM Author: House-broken clown My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513982) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Splenetic Brethren You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513988) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM Author: Naked stage circlehead Aren't you rich anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524279) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Green principal's office shitlib It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523285) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: soul-stirring party of the first part Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524341) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Primrose histrionic incel You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523286) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Splenetic Brethren brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524883) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Primrose histrionic incel glad to help.
i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.
this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: soul-stirring party of the first part You're doing great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524340) |
Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Nofapping carmine legal warrant $3.384M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513230) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM Author: soul-stirring party of the first part Great job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524345) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Nofapping carmine legal warrant thanks epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49530484) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: Cordovan Aphrodisiac Cumskin Generalized Bond 43
$2M cash
$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)
$1.5M Retirement
$1.1M Brokerage account
$400k cars/watches
=$7.5M
Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.
Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.
Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Splenetic Brethren ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513354) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM Author: Cordovan Aphrodisiac Cumskin Generalized Bond investment ferrari doesn't count? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513509) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: exciting reading party hell $1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513346) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Fragrant pink theatre goal in life I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523610) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM Author: exciting reading party hell good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524198) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: Low-t Giraffe $2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524905) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: Orange hissy fit orchestra pit six figure hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513510) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM Author: fear-inspiring magenta theater roommate 39/$3.7M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513514) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM Author: soul-stirring party of the first part Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524347) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe what year was your first big year? how'd it happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524398) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM Author: Violent Lascivious Pozpig Indian Lodge 38 / $1.8M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513942) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: Vigorous background story me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49525237) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Violent Lascivious Pozpig Indian Lodge It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.
I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: House-broken clown 44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49513974) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM Author: soul-stirring party of the first part the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524344) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM Author: Sapphire disrespectful gas station Checking? Not even an HYSA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49528970) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: House-broken clown I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."
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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe mid 30s / $1.5m
potentially semi retiring next year |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM Author: Violent Lascivious Pozpig Indian Lodge In the United States? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49522384) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe yeah
i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: Irradiated Pontificating Spot Late 30s
$200k cash/investments
$1.7 mil if including house/real estate |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: clear crotch 48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa
$800k (and falling) fully paid off home
So I guess $2.3M total networth.
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Splenetic Brethren fully paid off home is 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49522408) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: swashbuckling range pisswyrm A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49522471) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: swashbuckling range pisswyrm OYT-free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49522468) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Bipolar church building potus A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49522477) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: clear crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523163) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: aromatic juggernaut cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523166) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Nofapping carmine legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523280) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM Author: Naked stage circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524286) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM Author: Ivory kitty cat milk Cool. Ur net worth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49530533) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: bonkers home depressive $23.08 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49522480) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: nubile school can't wait for next year, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523204) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Claret Hyperventilating Jewess Early 40s $7.6m total
$5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental real estate equity 200k in primary residence equity 500k retirement account 400k in small business i bought
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe nice, how'd you do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523476) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Claret Hyperventilating Jewess Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523486) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: Marvelous indigo fat ankles You can’t stop what’s coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524276) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM Author: bisexual locale fortuitous meteor Late 30s, $2.9M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523495) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM Author: Stimulating round eye Late 30s
90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt
$6.6M. |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Cordovan Aphrodisiac Cumskin Generalized Bond damn u made 6M on eth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523565) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Brass Mexican Same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524442) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: Cobalt spectacular skinny woman lodge Late 30s.
Off the top of my head:
Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props) Crypto: ~$600k Brokerage: $365k Retirement: ~$350k Cash: ~$30k
(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Fragrant pink theatre goal in life 47, 1.6M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49523608) |
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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Turquoise Kink-friendly Therapy Queen Of The Night Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Traditional retirement accounts: $750k Roth retirement accounts: $750k Home value: $625k Mortgage: -$150k Student loans: -$50k Total: $2.5M Height: 6'1" |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM Author: frozen school cafeteria 42 y/o
1.0M |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM Author: Bright Underhanded Property 33yo ~$650k total net worth
$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).
$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index
$130k in 401k in generic S&P index
$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.
Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage. |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM Author: Cerebral Lavender Sweet Tailpipe 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524343) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM Author: soul-stirring party of the first part Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524349) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: Brass Mexican 39/$7.5 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524441) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM Author: Zippy Diverse Whorehouse literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524455) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: submissive tanning salon toaster I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524813) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: nubile school so glad you showed up. you can maek it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49525591) |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Zippy Diverse Whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49528712) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: swashbuckling range pisswyrm 280,000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49524826) |
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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Sapphire disrespectful gas station Mid-40s, non-lolyer
$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024 |
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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM Author: Primrose histrionic incel how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49529120) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM Author: Sapphire disrespectful gas station I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.
Good question! |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Primrose histrionic incel 180 good job! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49534941) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM Author: Sapphire disrespectful gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49535766) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM Author: Adventurous Metal Fanboi Ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49529986) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Low-t Giraffe Just checked and I am at $2,155,262. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49529987) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM Author: Low-t Giraffe $2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49535771) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM Author: provocative blood rage point $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49530040) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Ivory kitty cat milk I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49530537) |