\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

MLB announcer suspended for saying "thank you for your attention to this batter"

...
flirting locus
  08/10/25
...
Disgusting lay international law enforcement agency
  08/10/25
...
black useless brakes black woman
  08/10/25
...
flatulent greedy lettuce stead
  08/10/25
ChatGPT 5, can you explain why this is funny? Sure &mdash...
black useless brakes black woman
  08/10/25
...
Provocative startling knife
  08/10/25
...
impertinent fat ankles goyim
  08/10/25
...
White deep garrison incel
  08/10/25
...
'"''"'''"
  03/06/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: flirting locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49171743)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Disgusting lay international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49171744)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: black useless brakes black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49171749)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: flatulent greedy lettuce stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49171826)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: black useless brakes black woman

ChatGPT 5, can you explain why this is funny?

Sure — the humor comes from how absurdly mild and non-offensive the statement is compared to the kind of things that usually get someone suspended.

Normally, when you hear “MLB announcer suspended for saying…” you expect the quote to be something obviously offensive, inappropriate, or controversial. But here, the line — “thank you for your attention to this batter” — is overly polite and completely harmless, almost like something an elementary school teacher might say.

That mismatch creates the joke:

1. Set-up expectation: “Suspended for saying…” primes you for something outrageous or scandalous.

2. Punchline: Instead, the “offense” is absurdly innocent and banal.

3. Humor mechanism: It’s essentially a deadpan parody of overblown reactions, poking fun at the idea of people being punished for trivial or misunderstood remarks.

It works because the reader’s brain fills in a gap: “Wait… that’s it?!” That surprise is where the laugh comes from.

If you want, I can also break down why this fits a specific type of internet humor style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49171834)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Provocative startling knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49171835)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: impertinent fat ankles goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49172856)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: White deep garrison incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49172858)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: '"''"'''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5760719&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49720626)