\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

...
hairraiser rehab
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
Crystalline tripping stage regret
  08/02/21
"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the sile...
hairraiser rehab
  08/02/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/14/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/02/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/16/21
...
razzle azn pistol
  09/25/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/25/21
Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number calle...
Canary yarmulke
  02/07/26
My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
Chocolate pit
  08/02/21
LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
hairraiser rehab
  08/02/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/14/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/02/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/27/21
"You've reached the..." entire intact, white nu...
electric stage
  09/29/21
😂😂😂
hairraiser rehab
  09/29/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/30/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/30/21
...
Laughsome Aqua Trust Fund
  09/30/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/30/21
!!!
hairraiser rehab
  10/17/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  11/27/21
LMAO at this planet...
hairraiser rehab
  11/27/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  11/28/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  11/29/21
...
electric stage
  11/29/21
!!!
hairraiser rehab
  11/29/21
...
Greedy box office
  02/01/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/01/26
...
Comical Lodge
  02/06/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/06/26
I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
charcoal queen of the night
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
hairraiser rehab
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
charcoal queen of the night
  08/03/21
Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
hairraiser rehab
  08/14/21
...
floppy locale round eye
  08/02/21
...
Chartreuse spectacular cuckold dopamine
  08/02/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/08/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/14/21
aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
fragrant resort
  08/14/21
Lol'd IRL, tyft
hairraiser rehab
  08/15/21
Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
mahogany disgusting locus liquid oxygen
  08/15/21
180000000000000000000
hairraiser rehab
  08/15/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/16/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/16/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/18/21
Strong thread/moniker synergy
drunken background story skinny woman
  08/18/21
;-)
hairraiser rehab
  08/18/21
Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
Bateful hospital halford
  08/18/21
Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
mahogany disgusting locus liquid oxygen
  08/18/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/27/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/27/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/22/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/02/21
It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember c...
Autistic crackhouse
  09/02/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/13/21
This poast blew my mind, not flame
hairraiser rehab
  09/13/21
As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, p...
hairraiser rehab
  09/13/21
...
razzle azn pistol
  09/25/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/25/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/16/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/25/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  09/29/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/07/21
[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or ...
Clear Domesticated Theater Stage Juggernaut
  10/17/21
😂😂😂
hairraiser rehab
  10/19/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/24/21
...
hairraiser rehab
  11/26/21
...
Autistic crackhouse
  08/19/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/20/25
...
Autistic crackhouse
  08/21/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  08/21/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/24/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
...
honey-headed kitty cat turdskin
  10/26/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend...
irradiated vengeful old irish cottage
  10/26/25
Okay, I lol'd
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about imp...
irradiated vengeful old irish cottage
  10/26/25
On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of aga...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
...
irradiated vengeful old irish cottage
  10/26/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my g...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
o it's clear brother.
irradiated vengeful old irish cottage
  10/26/25
<3<3<3 Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, wh...
hairraiser rehab
  10/26/25
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/01/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/06/26
...
ebony odious hell
  02/06/26
Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine gr...
hairraiser rehab
  02/06/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/07/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/08/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/11/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/12/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/25/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  02/28/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  03/01/26
...
charcoal queen of the night
  03/01/26
...
hairraiser rehab
  03/01/26
a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation fo...
Crimson dragon
  03/01/26
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6...
hairraiser rehab
  03/01/26
i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan
Crimson dragon
  03/01/26
Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf...
hairraiser rehab
  03/01/26
🌌📚⏳️
Metal Up Your Ass
  03/06/26
🤔🧐😋
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/06/26
How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do y...
Chestnut fortuitous meteor mood
  03/01/26
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hairraiser rehab
  03/01/26
...
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/05/26
...
things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:
  03/06/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882671)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Crystalline tripping stage regret

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882683)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882726)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944243)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053104)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43124776)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: razzle azn pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43174757)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43174768)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Canary yarmulke

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49653016)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Chocolate pit

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882686)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882731)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944245)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053102)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43183891)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: electric stage

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43194579)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43194586)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43199501)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43202536)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Aqua Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43202544)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43202647)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43288109)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43515330)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43515656)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43523933)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43525643)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: electric stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43525655)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43525672)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Greedy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49639864)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49639870)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Comical Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49652472)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49652480)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: charcoal queen of the night

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42882772)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42887666)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: charcoal queen of the night

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42888212)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944234)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: floppy locale round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42883021)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse spectacular cuckold dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42883064)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42914998)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944196)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: fragrant resort

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42944246)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42950183)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: mahogany disgusting locus liquid oxygen

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42950197)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42950447)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42954648)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42954896)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969770)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: drunken background story skinny woman

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969803)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969808)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Bateful hospital halford

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42969813)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: mahogany disgusting locus liquid oxygen

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42970818)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43183889)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43183888)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#42989440)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053100)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Autistic crackhouse

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43053111)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43106521)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43107001)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43107002)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: razzle azn pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43174759)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43177601)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43124696)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43174542)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43194577)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43239492)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Clear Domesticated Theater Stage Juggernaut

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43288116)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43299359)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43324612)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43514420)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Autistic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49196901)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49199590)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Autistic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49200263)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49200780)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49372624)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375825)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375827)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375828)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375830)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: honey-headed kitty cat turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375842)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376322)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: irradiated vengeful old irish cottage

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49375859)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376324)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: irradiated vengeful old irish cottage

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376404)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376409)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: irradiated vengeful old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376411)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376412)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376414)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: irradiated vengeful old irish cottage

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376428)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49376435)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49639794)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49652305)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: ebony odious hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49652439)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49652462)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49653001)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49657164)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49664938)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49666650)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49694871)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49702519)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706781)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: charcoal queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706795)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706796)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Crimson dragon

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706824)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706828)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Crimson dragon

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706889)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706974)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49720536)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49720611)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Chestnut fortuitous meteor mood

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706880)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: hairraiser rehab

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49706886)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49718753)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49720164)