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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
motley yellow shrine
  02/22/12
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Jet hot sandwich
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Pea-brained Range Reading Party
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Pea-brained Range Reading Party
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
charismatic mediation
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Unholy spruce location
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Pea-brained Range Reading Party
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Unholy spruce location
  02/22/12
u jelly
Pea-brained Range Reading Party
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Talking piazza filthpig
  12/13/15
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Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Cheese-eating Giraffe Chapel
  02/23/12
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Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
motley yellow shrine
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
rebellious people who are hurt windowlicker
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Transparent Point Headpube
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
french sable party of the first part
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
motley yellow shrine
  02/23/12
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Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  02/24/17
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unhinged address
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
ruddy insecure striped hyena
  02/25/12
cr
sapphire nighttime azn feces
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
motley yellow shrine
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
splenetic cruise ship
  02/12/13
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Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
Fighting stimulating legal warrant hunting ground
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  10/26/12
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glittery locale athletic conference
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
motley yellow shrine
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Frozen thriller digit ratio
  11/20/12
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orange mischievous state ratface
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
orange mischievous state ratface
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Transparent Point Headpube
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
sapphire nighttime azn feces
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Frozen thriller digit ratio
  01/19/13
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Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
Flickering beta nursing home mexican
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
irate chad
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
sapphire nighttime azn feces
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Frozen thriller digit ratio
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vivacious sooty plaza new version
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Spectacular Mad-dog Skullcap Meetinghouse
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tan provocative trailer park laser beams
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
splenetic cruise ship
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: motley yellow shrine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Jet hot sandwich



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained Range Reading Party

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained Range Reading Party

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: charismatic mediation

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Unholy spruce location

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained Range Reading Party

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Unholy spruce location

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Pea-brained Range Reading Party

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Talking piazza filthpig

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Giraffe Chapel

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: motley yellow shrine

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: rebellious people who are hurt windowlicker

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Transparent Point Headpube

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: french sable party of the first part

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: motley yellow shrine

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: unhinged address



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: ruddy insecure striped hyena

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: sapphire nighttime azn feces

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: motley yellow shrine

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: splenetic cruise ship

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: Fighting stimulating legal warrant hunting ground

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: glittery locale athletic conference



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: motley yellow shrine

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Frozen thriller digit ratio

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: orange mischievous state ratface



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: orange mischievous state ratface

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Transparent Point Headpube

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: sapphire nighttime azn feces

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Frozen thriller digit ratio

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Galvanic chrome milk weed whacker



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Flickering beta nursing home mexican

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: irate chad

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: sapphire nighttime azn feces

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Frozen thriller digit ratio



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: vivacious sooty plaza new version



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Spectacular Mad-dog Skullcap Meetinghouse



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: tan provocative trailer park laser beams



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: splenetic cruise ship

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Big-titted razzmatazz kitchen wagecucks

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: tan provocative trailer park laser beams



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: diverse black woman



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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