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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
copper bat-shit-crazy range
  01/05/14
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Motley Amethyst Becky
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Provocative toilet seat
  06/25/12
...
big bistre library sex offender
  06/25/12
Jesus
vivacious french chef gas station
  06/25/12
literally rofling
racy garnet parlour idiot
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone senate
  08/02/12
crying
lascivious dysfunction
  08/29/12
...
honey-headed cuck
  02/22/13
...
Beta area indirect expression
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Razzle olive blood rage theatre
  03/19/14
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rebellious dilemma international law enforcement agency
  06/27/14
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lime therapy
  06/27/14
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coral galvanic property
  09/14/17
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bronze school cafeteria
  07/20/18
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bronze school cafeteria
  02/09/19
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Amber mental disorder
  07/11/19
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Exhilarant Grizzly Theater Stage
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
cracking opaque sanctuary
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/12
cop
big bistre library sex offender
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
big bistre library sex offender
  06/25/12
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Provocative toilet seat
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
insecure abusive stag film
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Walnut dashing people who are hurt
  08/02/12
...
drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Underhanded maize piazza digit ratio
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
peach patrolman elastic band
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
big bistre library sex offender
  06/25/12
...
Translucent diverse plaza
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
big bistre library sex offender
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Walnut dashing people who are hurt
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
buck-toothed hyperactive orchestra pit
  08/21/13
...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/12
...
Gold Hairless Station
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
lemon doctorate
  06/25/12
...
drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
talented stock car state
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
drab point giraffe
  06/25/12
...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  06/26/12
...
drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
metal marvelous base liquid oxygen
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
concupiscible haunted graveyard azn
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
light juggernaut
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
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Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone senate
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Walnut dashing people who are hurt
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Walnut dashing people who are hurt
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Aqua shrine
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
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mauve fluffy rehab
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Walnut dashing people who are hurt
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
light juggernaut
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Walnut dashing people who are hurt
  08/06/12
Cr
Jet-lagged reading party
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Walnut dashing people who are hurt
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Aqua shrine
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
charismatic cerise kitchen
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Aqua shrine
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Beta area indirect expression
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Walnut dashing people who are hurt
  02/22/13
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drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Beta area indirect expression
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
buck-toothed hyperactive orchestra pit
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Beta area indirect expression
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
rebellious dilemma international law enforcement agency
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
buck-toothed hyperactive orchestra pit
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
violet arousing sound barrier
  08/21/13
180
drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Coiffed locus stain
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crimson hospital
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rebellious dilemma international law enforcement agency
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glassy up-to-no-good tank dopamine
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wonderful twinkling uncleanness
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
wonderful twinkling uncleanness
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Stirring institution
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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Walnut dashing people who are hurt
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Lake odious center
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
titillating hominid corner
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magenta appetizing church
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flirting irradiated mood regret
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Gay harsh affirmative action
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Effete fishy meetinghouse newt
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Lake odious center
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Walnut dashing people who are hurt
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Lake odious center
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Nudist box office pisswyrm
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metal marvelous base liquid oxygen
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Spectacular maniacal genital piercing
  01/29/18
where did he go
Fragrant pistol sandwich
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mind-boggling university keepsake machete
  05/14/18
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metal marvelous base liquid oxygen
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Adulterous hateful clown
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federal comical chapel deer antler
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
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Shivering spot
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green parlor
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Exhilarant Grizzly Theater Stage
  08/27/21
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Twisted quadroon lodge
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flesh pervert
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Aromatic obsidian persian
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
Silver garrison marketing idea
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Aromatic obsidian persian
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: copper bat-shit-crazy range

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Motley Amethyst Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Provocative toilet seat

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: big bistre library sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: vivacious french chef gas station

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: racy garnet parlour idiot

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone senate

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: lascivious dysfunction

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: honey-headed cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Beta area indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Razzle olive blood rage theatre

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: rebellious dilemma international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: lime therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: coral galvanic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: bronze school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: bronze school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Amber mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Grizzly Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: cracking opaque sanctuary

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: big bistre library sex offender

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: big bistre library sex offender

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Provocative toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: insecure abusive stag film

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Underhanded maize piazza digit ratio

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: peach patrolman elastic band

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: big bistre library sex offender

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Translucent diverse plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: big bistre library sex offender

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: buck-toothed hyperactive orchestra pit

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Gold Hairless Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: lemon doctorate

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: talented stock car state

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: drab point giraffe

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: metal marvelous base liquid oxygen

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: concupiscible haunted graveyard azn

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: light juggernaut

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone senate

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Aqua shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: mauve fluffy rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: light juggernaut

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Jet-lagged reading party

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Aqua shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: charismatic cerise kitchen

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Aqua shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored gaped mad-dog skullcap

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Beta area indirect expression

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Beta area indirect expression

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: buck-toothed hyperactive orchestra pit

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Beta area indirect expression

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: rebellious dilemma international law enforcement agency

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: buck-toothed hyperactive orchestra pit

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: violet arousing sound barrier

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: drunken flatulent hell coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Coiffed locus stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: crimson hospital

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: rebellious dilemma international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: glassy up-to-no-good tank dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: wonderful twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: wonderful twinkling uncleanness

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Stirring institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Spruce vigorous shitlib

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Lake odious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: titillating hominid corner

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: magenta appetizing church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: flirting irradiated mood regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Gay harsh affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Effete fishy meetinghouse newt

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Buff abode mexican

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Lake odious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Walnut dashing people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Lake odious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Nudist box office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: metal marvelous base liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Spectacular maniacal genital piercing

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Fragrant pistol sandwich

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling university keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: metal marvelous base liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Adulterous hateful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: federal comical chapel deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Brindle Learning Disabled Tanning Salon Factory Reset Button

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Shivering spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: green parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Grizzly Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Twisted quadroon lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: flesh pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Aromatic obsidian persian

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Silver garrison marketing idea

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Aromatic obsidian persian

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49964828)