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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
hateful out-of-control tattoo
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
Crimson theater stage liquid oxygen
  07/09/12
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Frisky round eye international law enforcement agency
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Dull Abode Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/09/12
Are you male?
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Dull Abode Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Dull Abode Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
canary idea he suggested
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
canary idea he suggested
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
Bearded slippery faggot firefighter
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
Bearded slippery faggot firefighter
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
Bearded slippery faggot firefighter
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
Swashbuckling rebellious persian
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
razzle resort
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Useless Indigo Kitchen Crotch
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
electric people who are hurt hairy legs
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
opaque wagecucks new version
  07/09/12
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Frisky round eye international law enforcement agency
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Dull Abode Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
stfu
opaque wagecucks new version
  07/09/12
180
Odious queen of the night parlor
  07/09/12
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Hyperactive Bespoke Station
  07/13/12
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Olive Laughsome Faggotry Karate
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
brass business firm
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
copper indirect expression
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
brass business firm
  07/09/12
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pale contagious roommate
  07/04/19
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Frisky round eye international law enforcement agency
  07/13/12
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pale contagious roommate
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
cracking startled boistinker native
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Vibrant Deep Patrolman Volcanic Crater
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
lascivious brunch cuck
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Vibrant Deep Patrolman Volcanic Crater
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Onyx Lay
  03/04/25
lol kike
Olive Laughsome Faggotry Karate
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Naked hairraiser box office
  07/04/19
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sickened magenta electric furnace office
  08/10/22
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slap-happy forum
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Grizzly unhinged foreskin
  07/24/24
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Pink locus
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
french startling whorehouse
  09/22/24
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Onyx Lay
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
balding pervert home
  03/04/25
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learn to benchod
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: copper indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: hateful out-of-control tattoo

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Crimson theater stage liquid oxygen

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Frisky round eye international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Dull Abode Mad-dog Skullcap

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Dull Abode Mad-dog Skullcap

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Dull Abode Mad-dog Skullcap

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: canary idea he suggested

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: canary idea he suggested

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: Bearded slippery faggot firefighter

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: Bearded slippery faggot firefighter

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Bearded slippery faggot firefighter

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rebellious persian

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: razzle resort

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Useless Indigo Kitchen Crotch

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: electric people who are hurt hairy legs

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: opaque wagecucks new version

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: Frisky round eye international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Dull Abode Mad-dog Skullcap

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: opaque wagecucks new version

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: Odious queen of the night parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Hyperactive Bespoke Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Olive Laughsome Faggotry Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: brass business firm

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: copper indirect expression

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: brass business firm

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: pale contagious roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: Frisky round eye international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: pale contagious roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: cracking startled boistinker native

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Vibrant Deep Patrolman Volcanic Crater

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: lascivious brunch cuck

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Vibrant Deep Patrolman Volcanic Crater

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Onyx Lay

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Olive Laughsome Faggotry Karate

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Naked hairraiser box office

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: sickened magenta electric furnace office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: slap-happy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Grizzly unhinged foreskin

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Pink locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48119809)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: french startling whorehouse

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Onyx Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: balding pervert home

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: learn to benchod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49721526)