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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: white floppy public bath It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: nubile domesticated trailer park juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: stirring reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Khaki crackhouse becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Charcoal laughsome associate set did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Ruddy Stag Film "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Elite Tanning Salon (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Vivacious magenta church "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Nofapping School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Frisky territorial giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Avocado Very Tactful Institution Boltzmann (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: white floppy public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Sadistic sanctuary who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: white floppy public bath Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Sadistic sanctuary whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: white floppy public bath CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Fluffy gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: rambunctious primrose legend generalized bond 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Provocative Translucent Love Of Her Life Sneaky Criminal "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Fluffy gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: brilliant kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: zombie-like alcoholic filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2\u0026show=week#49335487) |